Warriors!
We're not losing this year.
Warriors!
82-0.
Warriors!
This is Harrison Barnes breakout year.
We still would've won if the Cavs were all healthy. I don't want hear that.
Ohh, Steph! Steph!
I've always been a fan since day one.
Wet!
I was there for Don Nelson.
Small ball death squad!
Wet!
Wilt the Stilt, best player of all time.
Ohh, ohh!
Steph Curry's number two.
You can't guard, ahhh! Steph Curry!
Just imagine if we didn't trade Mitch Richmond for Billy Owens.
Billy Owens!
Klay Thompson should be defensive player of the year.
I just can't believe we traded Jason Richardson for Brandan Wright.
I'm the youngest Splash Brother.
Brandon Wright...have you seen his ears?
[Been Steph Curry with the shot]
Which was worse? When Andre Iguodala crossed over Quincy Miller...
We drafted Tom Fuller we could've drafted Kobe Bryant.
...or when Steph Curry crossed over Chris Paul?
He could've been airballing for us.
You gotta love David Lee.
Steph Curry's mom though!
He bought everyone Chipotle after he got traded.
Great guy.
I like Chipotle.
I thought the Monta Ellis trade was a great idea when it happened.
No you didn't!
We're going 82-0.
You started crying.
[Been cooking with the sauce, chef curry with the pot]
You cried.
Ohh. Ohhh! Ohh, Steph Curry, Steph Curry.
Lakers are the worst team in the league.
Ohh. Ohh!
Clippers are trash.
How does he do it?
He's the best shooter of all time.
Way better than Reggie Miller.
When's the last time the Clippers won a championship? I'll wait!
Cavaliers: nope!
You think it's weird when Mark Jackson broadcasts our games.
It's a little awkward.
They suck: yup!
I think my favorite player is Barbosa.
We are schampionship.
We here: yup!
We're definitely winning it all this year, probably next year too.
Where are you...where are you going? Ask yourself that question. Where are you going?
Ohh, Steph Curry. Oh wait, never mind. Kobe Bryant...airball.