- I've never read the comments section before,
and this is disturbing.
Like, people are just so mean to each other!
They're throwing around all this hate and profanity.
Who knew a funny cat video was so divisive?
Hey, people, guess what my favorite part of the video was?
It was the whole thing! Pfft.
Like, from 0.00 to 10.01.
That was the best part of the video.
Bro, this video was so bad.
That's three minutes of my life
I am never getting back again.
And then I have to waste another minute of my time
to leave this comment so that you know
you wasted my time.
Thanks a lot.
He protec.
He attac.
But most importantly,
he doesn't disrupt his video with so many mid-roll ads
that it becomes unwatchable.
And I appreciate that.
The title of this video was such clickbait.
"Mentos and Diet Coke!
You won't believe what happens next."
It exploded.
I believe it.
(serious music) Your title was a lie.
You are looking so good!
Yas, queen!
We stan!
I'm a grown man, but I don't care.
We stanning over here!
Hi, friends.
If you're reading this comment,
remember to stretch and drink water,
and have a great day.
Wow, I feel like I'm really saving lives out here
on this TikTok compilation.
Wow, the 15 people who disliked this video must
have a brain,
'cause it was so stupid,
I think my IQ went down three points.
It was so bad,
I am this close to logging off YouTube
and doing something productive.
Hey, like this comment
if you're watching this video in 2021!
I am so lonely.
Your sponsorship ad read is terrible.
Like, do you even care
if I click the link and get 10% off Peso Shave Club?
Because you're acting
like someone's holding a gun to your head off camera.
Look, I know you gotta make a living,
but sales is not your forte.
Wow, I've watched a lot of home improvement content,
and I've gotta say,
you snaked that drain better
than anyone I've ever seen before.
Incredible content.
Subscribed.
I could easily play this game myself,
but I much prefer watching you play it, my dude.
Plus, my doctor says I have the wrists of an 80-year-old,
so I gotta give the gaming a rest.
Hey, man, what's up with the quality of this video?
Did you film it with a potato?
Did you use, like, a toaster as a microphone?
Like, (laughs) come on, man.
Yeah.
But cool video.
I know you have, like,
a million subscribers and don't know who I am,
but I feel like we would be friends in real life.
Like, you just get me, man.
I know it's just a parasocial relationship brought on
by the illusion that you're talking just to me,
but still!
(forlorn music) I love you.
I have never commented on YouTube before,
but after seeing this video,
I had to create an account just so I can say,
this video was all right.
I've watched every video this guy's made.
I should probably finally leave a comment
and show him my support.
"Uh, hey, man.
Great video."
Send.
Is... (ominous music)
Is that weird?
See, it might be a little weird.
People might see the comment
and think I'm weird for saying that.
Okay, okay.
(intense music begins) Delete, delete comment!
Get it off of YouTube!
(exhales) Wow. (intense music ends)
That was a close call.
Somebody could've seen that.
Yo, check out these cool designs
you could be wearing on your own body.
Tap the icon on the screen
or go to the link in the description.
You could be drinking out of cups
and repping your favorite YouTube channel,
which is this one.
(cheerful music)
'Til next time, stay cool and attractive.