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hello well hello Emily
oh my god indeed it is happening and we
have something very important to talk to
you about do we do we were reading your
email because we read all the emails
that the club gets and we couldn't help
notice that you are trying to say that
we have conflict issues and man Tamaki
often end up arguing and that is very
nice I don't think we've ever argued a
single time Tamaki I think I think
you're trying to tear us apart on our on
our very close relationship well I mean
considering you both yelled get the
knives many times I date it's a very
friendly game that we like to play you
know would you like us to get the knives
for you we will you would really like to
okay well now we don't want to see I
feel like you're being kind of rude to
us you know we just came on here we
wanted to talk to you about our you know
apparently the conflicts that we have
which is completely unreasonable I mean
the one time you know conflicts I mean
one time you were kind of annoying
Tomica you want to know I was trying to
run the house what do you what do you
mean what do you mean what I you know
what your life with the budget it's
awful yeah every time I try and do
something I'm I'm like oh where's the
money gone you've taken it all oh well
maybe if you're in such a stickler with
the budget we want to come on keeping
this family alive Tamaki yes I am who
are are you paying for anything Tamaki I
I'm the one who's running those club I'm
keeping everyone happy no listen you
listen here we are perfectly fine with
our shoes
Tamaki did you take a bitch-slap for my
father no I did to keep this club alive
you couldn't take a slip like that I do
think we i-i've
a little bit more no jnanis no no no
your pretty face couldn't take a slap
we're keeping topic we're fine we're
doing fun you can't improve your
relationship and let you talk out your
feelings we're talking them out by
drawing wait yes sometimes I think
Tamaki can be annoying and I think that
you need to stop being such a prat my
life is perfectly fine haven't you seen
my father slapped me that means good job
son you guys couldn't talk to each other
to try okay what you recommend what do
you recommend
well how about you two bond more okay
how about you talk about things you
don't like about the other hoes okay I
like that that sounds very good shall I
pull out the scroll or the 500 page book
or time I gave you about it yeah look at
you go aren't you amazing yeah I know
right
okay well shall we who should we talk
about illo first Tamaki I feel like
there's only one real way to start okay
go ahead those twins are always I create
a great they're the worst some way it's
like they don't understand that they're
not the main you know main hosts and
they keep trying to get in my spotlight
it's real it's really annoying you know
it's like stay in your place you've
ginger peasants yeah also like the way
they act like they share a bed like bro
your brothers you're in high school
right right it's like incest has never
been cool don't don't don't try and get
me in that gay [ __ ] you know yeah and
then how they're both like trying to get
Harvey but what's up with that you think
one of them would dibs it right and what
what is this yeah I know like get your
priorities straight gosh here they're
annoying but I mean Maury though my god
Maury does he even talk I don't think he
does is he like a ventriloquist's dummy
I don't know you'd think so the way
honey stays around him if you I feel
go down there oh yeah honey's honey is a
mess as well oh my gosh don't even get
me started on my god idea it's like okay
we get it you look like a ten year old
you don't have to try and bring in all
the pedophiles into the host club gosh I
don't write like okay how does he look
so young um he probably is actually I
would imagine there's just it's just not
pop it's not physically possible to look
like that it yeah there's like some
seniors that are like 4 feet tall but I
mean they don't look like they're 10
years old oh you're a commoner are you
Oh Oh fantastic how is it how is it
being a commoner as it is awful as
everyone says it is yeah high five to us
time not being poor whoo so what other
bonding tips do you recommend for us um
I would say getting knives less often
but but we really like the knives knives
are life you guys if you bond over
knives then continue that sounds very
risky bonding over in the homes I mean I
didn't want to go there yeah I don't
think me and Tamaki Rob are bonds over
like poison atomic bomb actually that's
a good idea atomic II we should we
should have poison to our arsenal I
cannot be more effective I shouldn't be
giving you ideas well we'd like the guns
suggestion but we don't know any
Americans oh well you know me now well I
mean you could probably talk to the
yarns tangerine do Donald Trump yeah
interesting you can probably supply some
stuff what other bonding tips do you
recommend well you can always just sit
down make sure it's seated Thanks and
then take a deep breath for about seven
seconds and then look each other in the
eye all right and just complement each
other okay should we try that Tamaki
okay okay
you have very blonde hair and quite
jealous items you have a very tight ass
while you know right runs in the family
what can I say ah your face is very
attractive so attractive that you
wouldn't last 10 seconds in prison you
are so attractive I don't think you'd
ever get into prison well well I reckon
I could I could get in prison way
quicker than you really yeah you want
that I wouldn't like Tibet I'll slap so
many collars I'll be in prison in ten
seconds you couldn't even slap nearly as
many commoners as me I can slap less
than commoners I get slapped hobos oh I
do what a filthy my hands like that I'm
not an animal
I'll wear gloves I wouldn't ruin a pair
of gloves
you're a peasant Tamaki you belong with
them really yes like your mother oh wait
I went there as yours well it doesn't
matter where mine is my least mine's not
dead Tamaki she's dead she's probably
dead to you at least yeah I feel much
better now I really want to take my
anger out on you annalee who do you
think who do you think you are telling
us that we need counseling when clearly
you need cloud counseling Emily don't do
this to me you're making it hard to make
it feel like I'm satisfying the crushing
your spirit oh you know you get that
every day I'd like to see someone like
you try and cross my spirit oh my the
mental fortitude of these commoners is
impressive Tamaki what if I throw some
money at you with that without crush
your spirit no that would make me very
happy I can go to pack Beach Tamaki I
think we've met our match I don't think
we can beat this collar but at least we
proved that we were right and that we
don't need counseling all right I'll
give you that we must we are most
certainly a very functional house club
that means know-how PR I definitely say
you guys are the group work very well
together
a little bit smaller group you guys can
go a little mental no no no don't be
silly
we're perfectly fine anyway do you have
any questions for us before we have to
go
what is it light just of living your
life like you do like having a butler
maid just like getting whatever you want
hmm it's the only life I've ever known
so I wouldn't really know how to
describe it it's just life you know
feels very natural mm-hmm
I've never once put my socks on a lot of
no intention of doing so because they're
filthy oh my
well Thank You caller your your input
has been fantastic I hope you had fun on
this call I did thank you for calling oh
it's our pleasure oh I hope you have a
fantastic day peasant and now yes that's
all really all right
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hello well hello there hello
and how are you doing today I'm doing
pretty good how are you doing we're
doing great
um we heard that you would like to a rap
battle as the king of raps
yeah I would
well we bought that title so okay make
friend well I think I the king of raps
Tamaki but drop a beat for me I will be
the king of raps for us alright
Tamaki doesn't rap because he's a
peasant but I I I rap yes Tamaki I
enjoyed the speed very much this is a
classic hmm
hello there welcome to the host club
where I and Tamaki will drop beats fire
than the roast Club you know that's us
but because we keep dropping beats but
honey he's a little dick yes that's what
we like to do when Maury is not talking
because the twins are annoying and
probably spike him but I don't know what
that word means but I'm probably gonna
find out soon anyway I'm gonna drop it
like it's high noon yes hmm yes well
done that was some sick freestyles and
atomic you agree well let's see what
you've got
I doubt it anything nearly as good as
that what is that come on give them a
fair way
okay look at you sitting pretty in your
high school host club quickening /
hotter you just get your hopes up mommy
and daddy what a perfect game whenever
reality your friendship is a business
game some cute sack full of cash you
probably swim in it okay you can sneak
away and buy your mom a plane ticket
kiyo your don't laugh your whole life is
the show my father beats me get another
animates rope you're both sad and
stopping kids at the end of the day the
real surprise here is you didn't turn
out gay I watch the entire season now
full of regret go play in traffic the
most relatable on yet you claim me not a
hair I'm you deny protests you got
crossed up in jail bait into incest what
a mess I'm so sick of the whining think
of the games I be had no intent of
selling that base look at you too
pitiful to handle another rose no but
cry me a river while I cut down your
road well that was okay I think um I
think I definitely remain the rap king
though wouldn't you agree yeah tell me
your rap Dan was so are you having fun
I'm just I'm just happy that I'm one you
know but anyway you tried and it was
cute but thank you for the call I had a
great time reinforcing my ego thank you
very much goodbye goodbye Tamaki
you