How ya go’in everyone.
The time has come
for an Ozzy Man episode
full of terror.
It’s Sheila’s vs Bugs.
[Screaming]
I’m sure the spider screamed
when it saw her face too.
You have to remember other creatures
are just as scared of us
as we are of them.
Imagine looking down
and seeing that expression!
Come on put the spider out of its misery.
She’s go’in the old-fashioned
tissue tactic.
The spider dodges it.
She goes again.
“Fuck.
Off.
Outta my car!”
Over at the office,
this poor hairy bastard
is surrounded by sheila’s
with all sorts of weaponry.
Thongs, as in flip flops,
poison, verbal abuse.
They’ve got it all.
He doesn't stand a chance
unless he can crawl
over to that air con vent.
Tracey pulls the trigger.
Spider down!
I repeat.
Arachnid down!
Yeah nah bloody Sharon the supervisor
is back from lunch.
She’s like “well done ladies,
we did it!”
She’s taking all the credit.
Apparently, there’s a creepy crawly
behind one of the small picture frames
on the right.
The little dickhead is about to discover
you can’t hide from women,
they will find you,
especially if they hate you.
“I’ll take the picture frame off
and you do the killing.”
“No worries, I’ll go BAM.
BAM.”
“Yeah I’ll take the frame off
at a 23-degree angle.”
“Could you make it 29 degrees?”
“Charlene, tidy the fucken floor.
Look at the rotten apple core.
That’s why we have an infestation.
Come on ladies.
Less talk, more killing.
Kill it.
Kill it!
[Screaming]
I literally see nothing.
Is there even a bug there?
It escaped while they were talking.
Oh this one is a big one.
We can clearly
see this one.
I dunno why it’s in the wardrobe.
Maybe it’s going clubbing
and is looking to borrow
8 different shoes.
Aw it’s on the run.
Get in there with the Mortein!
[Spraying and screaming]
Holy shit balls,
this video has more shaky camera work in it
than the Blair Witch Project.
Has her friend been eaten?
No, there she is.
She’s tough.
She’s like Sigourney Weaver.
The spider’s gone.
It has absolutely cheesed it.
[Scared af]
She's running away.
Every sheila for themselves.
Here we have Mum!
She is going into the quarantine zone
with a full-size broom.
Let’s see how that pans out.
[Screaming repeatedly]
I cannot tell if that’s the sound of baby cockroaches
dying or kids being traumatised.
[Screaming repeatedly]
Yeah nah yeah leave me out of this one please.
Whenever someone or something catches you off guard
when ya naked, it’s terrible.
You feel very vulnerable.
Oh that’s smart.
She’s standing on a book.
She’s got the high ground.
Bear Grylls will approve of that.
She squirts all over its face.
Squirt is a graphic word.
[The sheila: "...Ya cocksucker, I hope you fucken die!"]
Wowee, that critter got a physical spray,
as well as a verbal spray,
plus a boot
to really send it to the fiery pits of hell.
High ground check,
mop check, bucket check,
what the fuck is coming outta that shower!?
Oh it’s a rat!
It may not be a bug,
but it’s a pest
and these women want it gone!
OHHH big goal!
What teamwork.
Toilet Sheila drew it out.
Mop Sheila #1 gave it no option
but to tumble down the stairs like a dickhead.
And Mop Sheila #2 yelled
“there’s the door.
Go to someone else’s house.”
Overall, a deep fear of eradicating bugs
isn’t entirely gender specific.
This sheila wears the pants
in this relationship.
[The boy behind the camera: "That's so gross.
Please stop.
Get outta here.
Ewww..."]
This pack of males is
quite useless as well.
They're overthinking and overtalking
and over weaponising as much as the sheilas.
[Screaming and laughing]
Perhaps it’s time for humankind
to figure out a peace treaty
with bugs and spiders
and rats.
So on that note,
I leave you with a final taste of boobs
in your mouth.
Bugger me sideways,
you can find a video of anything
on the internet.
Yeah nah you can.