HAHA
Hey you guys, how are you? Great that's awesome!
And this is the other Mac...
Hey.
(awkward silence)
(awkward silence continues)
(still going)
That's it?
MAC!
So, we're back. Same spot, same blanket, different shirt, though.
Mixing it up.
And a new mark on my nose, goddammit.
So two months ago, I made a video where I was reacting to anti-gay commercials.
And just recently, that video became the most viewed video on my channel.
SO!
Like a normal YouTuber would, I'm gonna try to recreate the magic.
As a desperate attempt to get more views.
Like me, subscribe please.
(laughs)
That sounded so sad!
So here we are, five pounds heavier. I swear I'm on a diet.
So I went to Twitter a few days ago, –follow me–, asking you guys if there were any anti-gay ads
or videos you really wanted me to see.
And you guys sent me a little handful.
So, we're gonna see them...?
Also, side note, there is still random pieces of d*ck confetti ALL over my apartment.
Why is there dick confetti all over my carpet?
Do you know who you're watching? And you're surprise by THAT?
As long as there's homophobes in the world, this homo's gonna react to them!
(laughs)
Could that be my thing?
I, like, actually need friends...
I got my cup of tea.
My cup says "I am the god of tits and wine," which is...
not even a fraction of the business...
What are tits? I'm too gay for that.
And now it's time to fall back into this messy cesspool. HERE WE GO!
First video!
The worst anti-gay marriage ad.
A.K.A... My life
Lady: Hi Honey ! What's wrong?
Man: They're trying to make gay marriage legal....
(drops plates)
(laughs)
I'm too tired for this, first of all...
who is that boy fakin' ? with his gay lookin ass.
look at those lips
You can not tell me those lips aren't sucking some dick right now. I'm sorry is that offensive?
Are you offended?
I bet you, you have a wonderful marriage.
Lady: What's gonna happen to our marriage? (Mac laughs)
oh I can't , I can't! I can't! I can't do it!! Ok everybody, I wasn't prepared...
What's gonna happen to our marriage!?!? Girl, I already know she married a gay man.
now that gay Marriage is legal, she in the dirt!
once again, sorry if you're offended
your marriage is Beautiful Lady: I don't want to get a divorce
or marry a woman
Man: I know, I know
(random noises)
This has to be fake, that is not....that is not,
oh no,gay people gunna get married
that means i have to get gay married now
, i can't hide my lesbian any more
Little girl: Mommy , daddy
if gay people are allowed to get married
will you still love me?
(rage)This is fake! This is fake!
God damn please! Good lord jesus this can't be real
Not in Trumps America, with the bear and everything...
Damn, she know too, she know both her parents are gays
our Agenda just ruins everything.
Man: Let's just hope it doesn't come to that.
(weird breathing?)
(ehhh)
Wha wha wha?!
who tells their child?!?!
this has to be fake!!
"mommy and daddy
will you still love me if gays
get married???" "maybe?
"we don't know yet..."
who tells their child this?!?!?this can't be real!
Video: Oppose gay marriage
Paid for by the coalition
of people who's lives are ruined whenever other people
are treated equally.ok so this is fake
Thank God!
thank lord jesus! I was bout to say, wow people are really that press?
oh no, gays are getting married now?
guess i have to go suck some d*ck?
be right back honey~
WOW
this video is starting on a great note.
(music)
Lady: Where's your mommy???
Why they bringing children into this???
(crying? Laughing?)
First of all...that voice dub
"where's your mommy???"could they not?
Some one tweeted me a video of Alex Jones?
don't know her...
Man: Pentagon tested gay bomb on Iraq
Ok, first of all, Alex Jones is a man...
ok, or not....idk not gonna asume your gender.
Second of all, that voice
caught me off guard...
Tryin to understand what you just said
Man: They got stuff that'll whack your brain...
PERMANENTLY
GAY BOMB?!
What's a Gay Bomb?
Wait a minute...where do I get it?
I want like 12! Hold up
"Theories involve discharging female sex pheromones in order to make them sexually attracted to each other"
Whaaaat
(random noises)
Is this the gay agenda?
This what we've been trying to make?
That's the reason why there's so many gays on YouTube, we're just raising money to make these bombs
I didn't think I was gonna bust this out, but like
Mmmm
Wow gay bombs, you really got me...
These gays man trying to take over the world with their bombs
Man: What do you think tap water is? It's a gay bomb, baby!
WHAT?
Tap water made me gay?
This answers so many questions
No wonder every time I brush my teeth I just wanna suck some dick
One minute I'm washing my hands the next minute I'm fisting my neighbors
I don't know what happened in between
God Damn
man:(???)
man: because i don't like gay people
man: I DON'T LIKE 'EM PUTTING CHEMICALS IN THE WATER THAT TURN THE FREAKING FROGS GAY
CALM DOWN!
(laughing)
Woooh
Take a breath
Do you need some tea?
Would you like some of this? It's cherry blossom
He's so mad about the gays, we're just contaminating the water with our gayness
Just gotta stop taking baths man , we're making the water gay
man: (???)
man: I'm sick of this crap, I'm sick of being social engineered it's not funny
Who allowed this man
Moral of the story
Don't drink tap water
WOW
This video looks old
and WOW
This video is long it's 9 minutes
Who has time for this hatred
Who hurt you?
What did we do?
Did we touch you?
Did you drink the tap water?
I'm sorry about that one , that was my fault, I took a shower yesterday
Man: I'm on my way to Monroe junior high school to talk to a group of young people
Cool
Man: Jimmy played baseball all afternoon and didn't feel like walking home so he decided to thumb a ride.
What kind of privileged ass?!
JIMMY JUST GOT DONE PLAYING SOME AMERICAN FOOTBALL HERE IN AMERICA
WITH HIS AMERICAN FACE AND AMERICAN BODY AND AMERICAN LIFE
SO HE DECIDED "I'M TOO TIRED AND PRIVILEGED, SO I'M GONNA TRY TO HITCHHIKE A RIDE BECAUSE I'M ENTITLED IN AMERICA WITH MY BASEBALL BAT!"
Man: The stranger was a good listener too and it only seemed minutes before they pulled up in front of Jimmy's house
That's awesome , he's home, congrats you made it
Man: When he got out, the stranger gave him a friendly pat
Oh no
That's where it goes wrong
Guys, that pat is not a friendly pat that's where you're wrong it's a gay pat
I'm going to destroy your butt hole - pat
Guys there it goes
...That's the gay agenda
what a great video...
Man: They stopped at a drive-in and the stranger treated him to a coke.
That's strike two
First, we pat you
second, we give you some food
and next, all of a sudden,
out of nowhere, our fists just gently glide into your asshole
That's just how it happens
Man: The following Saturday, they went fishing together.
First of all, who goes fishing with a STRANGER?!
in the 1960's? Was that a thing??
I could never, not with my black ass
in the 1960's, bitch??
such a great story.
Huckleberry Finn who?
Man: What Jimmy didn't know was that Ralph was SICK.
A sickness that was not visible like small pox
but no less dangerous or contagious
You see, Ralph was a homosexual
There it is. There it is
You see Ralph is a homosexual
Which means he loses all of his hair
its the tap water
Man: A person who demands an intimate relationship with members of their own sex
*click of computer key thing*
DEMANDS, bitch
We don't just like it, we demand it
"I'm gay, come here and suck my dick"
"Hello I am gay, you, let's have sex. Right now"
"You can't say no. What? I'm gay"
Man: Ralph was generous and took Jimmy many interesting places and did many nice things for him.
Strike three
We take you mini golfing
One: "the pat"
Two: food
Three: golfing
Four:....you better run
Man: You see, Jimmy hadn't recognised Ralph's approach soon enough
Wait, did that man just escort him up to his apartment?!
Because he gave him presents and money???
So the boy felt obliged to SUCK A DICK
OOOOOOH JEEEEEEEEZ
Man: Ralph was arrested, and Jimmy was released on probation in the custody of his parents
wHAT DID JIMMY DO?!
Why did Jimmy get probation?!
FOR WHAT?!
Boy was just playin' baseball and then all of a sudden a dick was in his mouth!
Why'd he get probation for that?
Blame the tap water man
Man: When they finished, the stranger told him he'd make a fine player some day if he got lots of practice
THATS NOT A COMPLIMENT?!
You'll be a good player if you don't just practice
sometimes
Man: The friendly attitude dispelled any misgivings Mike might've had about going with a stranger
HE DID THE PAT! HE DID THE PAT!
There it is, that's the tap water at work!
Why are all the gays wearing suits?
Is that part of the agenda?
Is that what the tap water does?
Man: Without giving it another thought, Benny got in and the car sped away. Jerry watched.
So Jerry was just like 'BYE BITCH'
Such great content
Man: Public restrooms can often be a hangout for the homosexuals
(clapping) TRUE!!!!!!
WE HANG OUT IN ALL THE PUBLIC BATHROOMS BITCH!
WALMART
MCDONALDS
STARBUCKS
If there's a public toilet, there's a public gay!
Where do you think tap water comes from?!
Man: No matter where you meet a stranger...
Man: be careful if they are too friendly, or try to win your confidence too quickly
THEY MIGHT BE GAY
Man:...and if they become overly personal."
THEY MIGHT BE GAY
Man: One never knows when the homosexual is about. He may appear normal
and it may be too late when you discover he is mentally ill
AND DON'T DRINK TAP WATER!
You never know when I'm out 'n' about in public!
You won't see it coming!
Man: People who are trapped in the homosexual lifestyle, they're in constant rebellion -
We're trapped?!
We don't protest for rights, WE PROTEST FOR FREEDOM!
WE WANNA BE OUT OF THE SHACKLES OF GAY!
Woman: Gays who were born gay, are overwhelmingly concerned, maybe, maybe apolitical
And all those angry gays, causing trouble for everybody!
I don't even think they were born gay, I think they're just, they're angry at their fathers
(...)
WOW
I never knew I was mad at my dad!
Who knew all this gay was just pent up anger to my father?
OH this is so delicious~
And last but not least, let's end this video with some music!
THats right!
Westboro Baptist Church made music!
Whoever said homophobes were untalented?!
On Video: "~You wanna strut like you're unique but baby please!"
"Monster Lady Gay-Gay, show your teeth this is all me!"
"God hates you!"
MONSTER LADY GAY-GAY?!
(muffled) oOoOoh GOD
That name deserves a toast, though
"You pissed off God, you'll see what he's got!"
Okay!
"You ain't got, you ain't got, no you ain't got no poker face!"
"You show your filth to everybody!"
(...)
(Mac are you okay?)
(muffled) SAVE HER!
You ain't got, you ain't got, you ain't got no poker face?!
You show your filth to everybody?!
THAT SHADE THOUGH!
You have to commemorate some really good shade once in a while
Even if you don't agree with it!
"You just got, you just got, yeah you just got your whorish face!"
"You show your filth to everybody!"
WHOOOOOOOAH
Ooh this shade just keeps on flowin'!
Poor Gaga!
Poor Gay-Gay!
Poor me, y'know?... Poor tap water
But why were the lyrics...very well crafted?!
It was the right melody!
It was the right tempo!
For a girl who hates Lady Gaga, you seem know a lot about that song though darlin', I dunno...
I think you tasted some of that tap water too!
Think we're gonna stop here
Moral of the story!
Westboro Baptist Church is crazy!
When a man pats you, run.
Don't get in cars with strangers, thats a rule that you -
Not even a gay agenda thing, thats just a thing in life
Oh yeah, and don't drink tap water kids!
Thank you guys so much for watching!
Are there any other anti-gay things I need to see on the internet?
Leave the titles in the comments down below
And I'll probably check them out in my own time
Maybe make another one of these videos, I'll see how well this one goes!
My name is Mac!
And don't forget to like, comment, share and subscribe-ay, WAAAAH!
(ending music)