Riding on the back of another man's motorcycle can be a dangerous threat to ones manhood.
Commonly known as "riding bitch".
Here we have our two candidates: Jimmy and Jose.
Jose will be taking the rear or bitch position.
Jimmy will be our rider. Let me show you.
How to Ride Bitch
Here's a few quick tips: never look your rider in the eye.
Leave a good ten centimeter gap between rider's back and the passenger's balls
and most definitely, do not massage the rider.
Now we're ready to run!
The Meerkat
Hold onto the rider's shoulders and sit up straight,
like a meerkat, surveying a dangerous Savannah.
The Teapot
One on the shoulder, another - firmly on the waist. For flexing.
The Rodeo
Scrunch for rider's shirt, like a rhinestone cowboy.
Your spare one arm be used to simulate lassoing.
The Siamese Twins
Back-to-back you've never looked more manly.
Keep an eye out for tailgaters and establish dominance.
That's it!
Now that you've mastered the the art of riding bitch you're sure to encounter a lot of female attention.
Just remember to look tough.
Stare deep into their eyes and don't break contact.
Park, line and sinker.
Our motorcycle - two wheels straight to a woman's heart.
Good spotting, boys!
Tune in next week for the exciting episode of How To Ride A Pretty Girl on the back of your bike.
It's gonna be a guess.