SHE'S THE HOST OF "I LOVE YOU, AMERICA."
PLEASE WELCOME SARAH SILVERMAN!
♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ (CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)
>> James: THAT WAS A WONDERFUL ENTRANCE, THAT WAS A
WONDERFUL ENTRANCE I LOVED IT.
>> I JUST LOVE PEOPLE.
>> James: YOU WANT TO BE CONNECTING WITH THEM.
>> HAND SANITIZER, YOU JUST USE THE FAKE HAND.
>> I JUST DON'T WANT TO TOUCH YOUR (BLEEP) FECAL COVERED
MATTER.
I JUST HAVE TO STAY HEALTHY.
>> IT IS A FAIR ASSUMPTION.
>> James: THANK YOU BOTH FOR BEING HERE.
YOU'VE KNOWN EACH OTHER FOR MANY, MANY YEARS.
WHAT WAS YOUR FIRST IMPRESSION OF SARAH?
>> I WAS APPALLED AND INTRIGUED.
BUT SHE IS ONE OF THE FUNNIEST LADIES EVER.
>> James: YES.
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) >> HARD-LAUGH FUNNY, YOU KNOW
WHAT I MEAN?
AS HARD AS YOU CAN LAUGH SHE MAKES YOU LAUGH.
>> James: WHERE DID YOU FIRST MEET?
>> I WAS ON SA ON SATURDAY NIGHT AS A WRITER AND THEN --
>> WE PLAYED NERF FOOTBALL CATCH IN THE HALLWAY AND I REALLY
WANTED TO IMPRESS WITH YOU MY SPIRAL.
>> VERY NICE THAT'S GREAT.
SHE'S A GREAT SPORTSMAN.
>> James: GREAT SPIRAL.
>> YOU REALLY ARE.
THEN WE MET IN L.A. WITH AN AMAZING GROUP OF TALENT, MARY
LYNN AND DAVID CROSS AND JUD APETOW, IT WAS AN AMAZING TIME
HERE, JAMES, AN AMAZING TIME.
>> IT WAS SUCH AN ERA.
>> James: I THINK THIS IS STILL AN ERA.
BECAUSE SARAH HERE YOU ARE HERE ON THE COVER OF GQ COMEDY ISSUE.
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) >> James: ONE OF THE FUNNIEST
COVERS IT'S SO BRILLIANT.
IS THIS SOMETHING YOU ENJOY?
DO YOU ENJOY GETTING ALL GLAMED UP AND WEARING THE FANCY GOWNS
AND SUCH?
>> I DON'T.
BUT I -- NO, WELL, I DO, I DO BUT WHEN YOU GET TO BE ON A
FANCY COVER LIKE GQ I CAN'T EVEN BELIEVE IT, IT'S SO GREAT, YOU
DON'T GET ANY SAY.
SO THIS ISN'T MAYBE AN OUTFIT I WOULD -- IT'S BEAUTIFUL.
I'M SO GRATEFUL.
I CAN SEE MY HEAVY JEWISH BUSUMS ARE ON DISPLAY, I'M ACCEPTED I'M
A HANDSOME WOMAN.
>> James: ARE YOU A CLOTHES WOMAN?
>> YOU MUST BE A FRIEND OF JIMMY CARR RIGHT?
>> James: A BRITISH COMEDIAN.
>> IS HE MY FRIEND IN THE U.K.
I FOUND OUT MY BUSINESS MANAGER -- I HAVE A BUSINESS
MANAGER, HE JUST TOLD ME THAT I SPENT THE -- I SPENT LESS MONEY
ON CLOTHES FOR THE YEAR THAN ALL OF HIS CLIENTS, MALE AND FEMALE,
COMBINED, PLUS HIS WIFE.
AND THEN, JIMMY SAID HOW MUCH DID YOU SPEND AND I TOLD HIM AND
HE WENT, THAT'S HOW MUCH THESE SHOES WERE!
>> James: I BELIEVE IT.
THAT MAN HAS GOT SOME EXPENSIVE SHOES.
NOW SARAH YOU BOTH PLAY BASKETBALL TOGETHER.
>> FOR A LONG TIME WE DID AT GARY SHANDLING'S HOUSE.
SARAH YOU ATTENDED MORE.
WHEN I HAD KIDS I COULDN'T GO.
>> FOR YEARS THERE.
>> I DIDN'T WANT TO SAY IT BUT EVERYONE KNOWS IT AND REALLY
THAT'S WHAT HE'S GETTING AT.
TALKING ABOUT THE BARRENNESS.
>> James: WHO'S BETTER ON THE COURT?
WHO'S BETTER?
>> I'M MORE PHYSICAL.
>> ACTUALLY BOB HAS AN EXCELLENT HOOK SHOT.
>> THANK YOU.
I GO FOR IT.
>> HE DOES, HE'S GOOD.
YEAH.
>> AND SARAH CAN MOVE A LOT, A LOT FASTER THAN A 50-YEAR-OLD
MAN.
>> James: WHAT KIND OF PLAYER ARE YOU?
WHAT KIND OF PLAYER ARE YOU ON THE COURSE?
>> YOU KNOW WHAT, TO HAVE FUN YOU GOT TO PLAY HARD.
AND I DON'T KNOW WHY I STARTED LIKE THAT.
I LOVE PLAYING, I LOVE PLAYING HARD, GETTING MY SWEAT ON.
I LOVE TALKING TONS OF (BLEEP) BUT YOU KNOW, SWEAT, WE'RE
FRIENDS, NOW I KNOW WITH PEOPLE I DON'T KNOW AT ALL AND I
(BLEEP) I'M DEFINITELY KIDDING I THINK THEY CAN TELL.
ONCE I GOT MY SWEAT ON CONFIDENT IN THE DAY THEN I GET HIGH.
>> James: DURING THE GAME?
>> IN BETWEEN GAMES, YEAH.
THERE'S NO TIME DURING THE GAME.
YOU'RE EITHER ON OFFENSE OR -- >> James: PLEASE.
>> AND YOU GOT YOUR BLOND OUT THERE --
>> James: YOU GO OFF FOR A LITTLE MOMENT AND --
>> BY THE WAY, THE POT THESE DAYS I THINK IT'S A LOT STRONGER
EITHER THAT OR THEY'RE MAKING THE BONG SHORTER.
I CAN'T TELL.
THAT'S MY ONE POT JOKE.
>> IT IS?
>> YES.
I'M SORRY.
I DON'T HAVE -- >> James: SO YOU GO AND YOU
GET HIGH -- >> I HAVE A PUFF AND THEN IT'S A
BIT OF A GRAB BAG BUT VERY OFTEN, I GET INTO AN INCREDIBLE
ZONE.
IT'S LIKE I'M FASTER, I DON'T EVEN FEEL MY LEGS MOVING.
I JUST MOVE.
MY ARMS ARE ALREADY LONG, THEY GO TWICE THE LENGTH.
>> James: WOW!
>> AND I HEAR MYSELF SAYING THINGS LIKE "NOT ON MY WATCH."
BUT IT CAN GO A BAD WAY AND I LIKE RUN THE WRONG DIRECTION.
BUT MOSTLY IT'S PRETTY GOOD.
IT'S WORTH THE RISK.
>> James: ABSOLUTELY.