Literally, get this boat in the water,
and then we're 100% ready to go to Elim.
Man, it's great to see this thing go in the water.
I really hope to God nothing else breaks.
NARRATOR: After years of dreaming and scheming,
and a few days of scrambling to repair his dredge,
Chris Kelly's grand plan to make the 120 mile journey to Elim
is finally in the homestretch.
There's my dad and brother pulling up,
fashionably late as usual, just when everything's
already taken care of.
So the [INAUDIBLE] is ready to go.
Captain Dave is ready to go.
My dad and brother are also here.
We'll get this bad boy in the water.
And then in the morning, Elim awaits.
Can we have a quick talk?
Right now, we're going on the biggest adventure we ever have.
Andy, pay attention.
Look, pay attention for two seconds.
We need to have a talk.
This is no [BLEEP] around.
We're going on the biggest event we ever have in our life,
and we're gonna get rich for it.
I need everybody to be on the same page,
working hard, and working as a team or this [BLEEP]
is all going to fall apart on me.
We will. We'll work harder.
We'll work harder.
I need you to be on the same page.
I'm on the same page.
You're just reading different books.
Oh, yeah. [BLEEP]
I would be [BLEEP].
My dad and brother--
well, they are who they are.
Despite all that, this is still going to be our most successful
mining operation to date.
Can I do anything?
Just shut the [BLEEP] up.
OK, I got that.
You're in the water!
Yay.
And we made it on the water.
The repairs are all done.
The boat's in the water.
We're ready to go to Elim, finally.
Took all-- took all week.
NARRATOR: With the Norpack floating--
As far as I'm concerned, we're ready to go.
In my mind, we're ready.
NARRATOR: There's just one last detail to be hammered out.
Cash, right?
Of course.
Cash is king.
Now that I see that we're going to make it, I'll--
I'll-- pay you today because Dave loves cash.
Who doesn't?
Dave wants to see the money.
And he's kind of like a hooker.
He wants to be paid first.
It's going to be a long trip.
I hate giving up cash up front, but I know money talks.
At this point, I have to pay Dave whatever he wants.
He has all the power.
I have nothing.
But I'm going to make so much gold in Elim, paying Dave now
is just a drop in the bucket.
Here you go, buddy.
And I really hate to let money go.
I'm going to tell you the truth.
Is that it?
That's it.
It's only 20s.
Just-- there's hundreds and 50s, oh my.
You gotta come up with more.
The boat's-- this thing's not cheap to run.
How much more are you gonna want?
Some gold would get us down there.
And back?
And back.
You've got me over a barrel kind of.
I know, it sucks to be you.
It doesn't suck to be me.
You know what?
Let's-- how about we go down there.
We'll make a deal on gold when we get there
based upon how much we see.
And it'll be like an evolving deal.
Say, I'm a pessimist, but we'll see.
Come on, Dave.
Be in a good move.
It's all going to work out, you know?
Little money in your hand and promise of gold in the future.
Don't worry about it.
Yeah.
You know, there is gold in Elim.
OK.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
Careful.
Hold on!
[BLEEP], Chris.
OK, well you had your--
the cord caught-- - I got the cord in that finger.
I didn't know you were giving me a remote.
NARRATOR: After years of just dreaming about it,
Captain Chris and his clan are finally
ready to storm the allegedly gold rich shores of Elim.
I'm going to tell you what, I'm a little bit stretched.
90% chance we're going through 10 footers on the way there.
Another 80% chance we're not going to have
visibility when we get there.
There's a 50% chance a walrus could
grab us underneath the water and run with us.
Hey, here--
I'm not going anywhere without my barbecue.
Perfect.
No, hey, Chris is Gilligan, dude.
I'm the Professor.
Andy's Ginger.
Yeah, but this Ginger will [BLEEP] you both.
That's the difference.
I don't doubt it at all.
This is still going to be probably the greatest adventure
I'm ever going to go on.
Ready?
Let's go.
Cast off.
Come back, we're gonna have a jar full of gold.
Three jars full of gold.
I can't believe this is finally happening.
This plan has been years in the making.
Right now, this is a big step for the Kelly's.
It's like Neil Armstrong or Columbus.
This is going to be an epic, once in a lifetime opportunity.
And if this doesn't work out, I'm [BLEEP]..
[MUSIC PLAYING]
Welcome to an episode of "Pimp my--
Look at is.
We're-- right now, we're going 23 knots an hour to Elim,
cruising.
This can only happen with lots of money
that I know I don't have.
Right now, we're traveling in luxury, 40 feet of awesomeness.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
We got our [INAUDIBLE] on board, this bad ass
getting gold machine.
That crane right there is worth all my operations combined.
Up at the front, we have the launch gate.
It's super bad ass.
Throw that door down, push our equipment out, throw
it back up so we're safe again.
Step this way.
We're going to take a look at the rest of my equipment.
Right here, we've got everything stored properly, cinched down,
because if you get there and everything's broken,
you feel like a real [BLEEP].
Like, one time we lost half our food.
Holy [BLEEP] were we pissed.
Yep, another one of your great ideas.
And bam, here we are with my lead diver, Andy Kelly,
on a break like he normally is.
We don't have Andy for his good looks.
We don't have Andy for his charming personality.
But we do have Andy for his gold finding abilities
and being able to move a football field of material
underneath the water.
That's the kind of [BLEEP] we have Andy for.
Other than that, he's almost useless.
Let's keep moving on.
Underneath this tarp is my secret weapon.
It's the barbecue.
You can't dive, you can't find gold,
you can't do anything else, but you can cook.
Let's keep going on and meet our captain.
And here we are on the bridge, where all the magic happens.
Without a doubt, we wouldn't be going on this adventure
if Dave wasn't in our corner.
What do you think of our little operation?
What do I think of it?
Oh, you don't want to know.
Bam.
My dad right now is hard at work.
It looks like he's sleeping, but he's not.
He's working through every aspect of the plan,
making sure everything's dialed in.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
And now we come to our luxurious latrine.
Boom, baby!
Right there, you can feel the six dudes.
Pew.
You can feel six dudes staying in one boat.
[FLUSHING]
So right there, you pretty much see my operation.
I'm telling you, a couple of days from right now,
we're going to have jars full of gold.
Oh my God, I hope I remembered my toothbrush.
Bam, entertainment.
Got that piece of entertainment right there.
And let's be honest, we go big.
Boom, baby!
That's what I'm talking about, because you can't have
an adventure on the high seas without a movie at night
to watch.
Let's go and look at our kitchen.
Bam!
All of it-- cutting edge technology right here, baby.
Now, problem with the stove is we
didn't bring propane to run it.
Bam!
The coffee maker-- it's seen better days, so we've got
our coffee maker right here.
There's no way in hell you can find gold without coffee.
[SIREN]
Whoa, it does work.
I bought twice as much gas that I need.
I brought twice as much food that I need.
And we brought all the people that we need to make
this dream become a reality.