Oh for God's sake
If Youtube Rewind doesn't have a big fat VEVO logo
in the thumbnail this year I'm going to be baffled.
Okay, so I've got the hat on today because number one
To show support and umm.. number two because I-I-I've got it cut really short and
My head genuinely resembles a cube now
Okay so quickly just before we get into this, sorry to be cheeky.
but if you are new around here and you wouldn't mind hitting subscribe.
So we are trying to hit that million by the end of the year and it is gonna be really close.
so any help towards that will be massively appreciated.
Anyway right, so WolfieRaps. Created some interesting content in his lifetime:
"I'm getting the word.."
"Nonce."
Also more thought-provoking stuff such as:
It's just like a 25 stone Morgz ain't he?
And to be fair to him right I don't dislike him like.
He comes across quite nice in his videos like I'm sure he's a really nice bloke.
There's just something about his content that really boils my piss.
So anyway right he's finally justified his name WolfieRaps by umm.. releasing a Disstrack.
I mean until now it probably should have been:
Wolfie stares psychotically at proper big lumps of jelly.
♫ Elevator music ♫
Okay, so WolfieRaps - Check The Statistics featuring RiceGum
But the thing is, it isn't.
Eh? You cannot do that man.
Not in a disstrack anyway.
Like how can you try and take a shot at anyone when you're basically saying:
Oh ai this video will probably be better if it was done by someone else like.
Like that's not even clickbait, it's just a lie.
Like I don't want to sound like some sort of nerdy dorky loser right and be like:
OH! That's against the terms of service!
But it is! It's filth, it's pure unadulterated filth.
Anyway right so if we go all the way back to 2014
He started this channel, making rap videos and they're not even bad right like
He was actually half decent
Half decent but this:
This is shite.
Also worth mentioning right is that he came dressed as that photo of The Rock in the 90s.
What's going on here?
Okay, so basically if you hadn't seen by now right
This is a reply to the disstrack that Chunkz made
So basically right the backstory is Chunkz here
He appears in the Man's Not Hot video right
And then Wolfie, great content creator, reacted to it
Took the piss out of Chunkz
"I need to go back to see Asdi (?) why is
Asdi (?) the biggest girl I've ever seen in my life. Why is he giving the cameras?
So Chunkz responded doing a video and I think he responded back and then
We got the first disstrack right which features Big Shaq
This is way too hard to subtitle I'm not even bothered.
I cannot even keep up with all this anymore
And the whole "Ah I'm gonna put RiceGum in the title"
Is because Chunkz didn't actually have him on the song right
At least he's actually got him in the video like
All you've done is cut up clips of your mate and put it over a beat.
And the best thing about it right, it's not even taken from RiceGum's video because
He can still see iDubbbz's border!
How can you pay an editor right, to scribble a bit on your face
But not to crop out someone else's video?
Now I've got to say right this must be the most stereotypical YouTube beef of all time
Because if you looked at the titles right you'd be thinking:
"Ah, RiceGum and Big Shaq are kicking off at each other"
But they probably don't even have half an idea what's going on.
It is like a YouTube equivalent of getting your big brother on someone.
Wait wait wait wait hang on Wolfie
No no no, the reason you're not a rapper is because your rapping videos got no views
Like how can he say that right when he had to start fannying on with
Watermelons and like great big balls of foil to gain a following
You ain't got a leg to stand on!
Yeah okay on a serious note though right
If you take the gucci stickers off that
Whack a big Gola logo on it
You can just be one of those massive overgrown year 9's
Wait hang on right
Mans is hot
Now I'm an oldener right so forgive us cuz I could quite easily be wrong here
But Man's not hot right
Is surely short for man is not hot yeah?
Fucking hell I'm waffling
So he's saying that he's generally made a track
Where part of the hook is:
Man is is hot.
Might be best to stick to making loads of jelly mate
Anyway right and then he's mate comes in
WOAH hang on?
Did he just take a shot at Simon? Well I wasn't expecting that.
Ayy hello mate, how is it going? Another 100 million view month on the cards here
Phone's not even on, he stopped answering me calls months ago
RIP Phone
Uhm, right anyway
He then right and I've got to rate him for this
Manages to get the standard "Ah let's beg for likes" right
He manages to get it as a bar in the song
Like you gotta give him credit for that right he's seven years ahead of the rest of us
Anyway so the video finishes right, but it doesn't end there does it?
Now with any online beef right you don't just make the one video
So you made the reaction and then the behind-the-scenes
Eh, side note: Make that one look like it is the disstrack
Then you make the actual video and then you jump in two follow up reaction videos to your own video
Jesus
Christ
No wonder he's got his best Gucci bag on man, he really is a 25 stone Morgz
And then bang right doesn't even stop there
It's mate DavidParody, also part of the pull-your-maddest-face-you-possibly-can-in-your-thumbnail-gang
Bloody hell mate you're really liking the look of that burger, aren't you?
Well he made a reaction video to it and it's ten minutes
It's a four minute song!
Like how have you managed to get midrolls outta this?
This guy just said if you really think about it in a month man's not hot
Ay I know, I heard that too, he subtitled it
Yeah wait wait wait
He's in the video?
So he spent 10 minutes pulling radge faces right
And giving it the whole "Ah, I'm so surprised"
When that Swaze bloke popped out the car
When he was in it with him? How does that work then?
Anyway guys that's the end the video I hope you have enjoyed
So as always right: if we hit forty thousand likes on this
I'm gonna keep posting every other day.
We're getting back to it now so anyway:
If you are new around here and fancy it feel free to subscribe
And I'll see you guys
later!
Ah lads I love Sik Silk clothes me, you got any fresh 11 Degrees?