-♫ Makes me wanna screen grab ♫
-♫ Ahoo! ♫
-Now, these are some weird, funny things
that you guys have found on the Internet
or other places and then sent into us.
The first screen grab was sent in by Lizzy Nothum
in Springfield, Missouri.
She was shopping on Amazon
for some back-to-school stuff for her kids
and found this right here.
"Teamook lunch bag. Insulated lunch box for kids."
Let´s take a look. -Oh.
[ Laughter ]
Wow.
-Something tells me Dad´s packing the lunches, yeah.
This next one was sent in by Ryan Stillwell
in Lehighton, Pennsylvania.
He was watching a minor-league baseball game on TV
and noticed this.
"Richie Shaffer. Last at bat: fell off a cliff."
Well, that´s -- You hate when that happens.
-I hate that.
-You just hate when that happens.
-Whoa!
-They should rebuild that stadium.
It really is too close to the edge.
This next one was sent in
by Angel Johnson in Granite City, Illinois.
She was browsing through her cable TV for something to watch.
Let´s see what she found here.
"My Husband Is... A Wife´s Nightmare."
[ Laughter ]
[ Applause ]
My wife watches that show. -Does she really?
-This next screen grab was sent in
by Kirsten Carlisle in Spokane, Washington.
She was doing some house hunting on Zillow.
-Oh! -I love Zillow.
-Yeah, so she was house hunting, looking for a house,
and she spotted this right here.
It´s a description. Then it says,
"What I love about my home?
My mom is buried in the back yard.
This is a sacred place."
[ Laughter ]
Wow. -Oh, wow.
-"And they got all new countertops, too.
-Yeah. They got granite. -All new countertops.
Oh, yeah, I forgot to mention
that my mom´s buried in the backyard."
Okay, psycho.
[ Laughter ]
"My dad´s stuffed in the freezer in the --"
Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah.
This next one was sent in by Lauren Greenwald
in Milford, Connecticut.
She was on Facebook and spotted this.
"Launch Trampoline Park.
Our Saturday Morning Fitness class this weekend is cancelled.
Sorry for any incontinence!"
-Oh.
-Sorry for any incontinence.
-Yeah, sorry. They had to cancel.
-That will happen if you trampoline too much.
This next one was sent in by
Marcy Berrigan in Stoughton, Wisconsin.
She was doing a little shopping on Craigslist
and came across this.
"Free hand-made cat toupees."
[ Laughter ]
-[ As Pres. Trump ] "I´ll take two."
[ Normal voice ] What?
[ As Pres. Trump ] "I just -- Winter is coming.
Right?"
"They´re eyeballs."
[ Normal voice ] This next one was sent in
by Kyle Grant in Archdale, North Carolina.
It is a news story that he noticed on his Facebook feed.
It says, "Uranus opens and closes daily
to release solar wind."
-Oh, come on.
-Dude. -I´m not -- What are --
You can´t even say anything. -I don´t know.
-Come on! -I´m telling you, man.
-That was the -- -That´s the headline.
-Oh, my God. -What are you talking about?
-Come on.
-What are you talking about, man?
-Opens and closes daily.
How does a planet open and close?
-You got to read the article, man.
It´s called clickbait, dude. -Yeah.
-We´re down to our last one.
It is from Nadine Shepherd in Lake Forest, Illinois.
She was doing some early Halloween shopping,
and she spotted a model in a wig
that she says looks a lot like me.
I don´t know if I see it. But take a look.
[ Laughter ]
That looks a little bit like me. I don´t know.
Let´s see.
[ Cheers and applause ]
-You got your dickey.
[ Laughter ]
[ Cheers and applause ]
[ Laughter ]
[ Cheers and applause ]
-[ Laughs ] I kind of see it now.
I´m totally ready for Halloween. I´m this guy.
-Yeah, you´re done. -He´s famous.
That´s all the time we have for "Screen Grabs."
if you have a funny screen grab,
e-mail it to us at screengrabs@tonightshow.com,
and we might put it on the show.