LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, ALEC BLADWIN ♪♪♪
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[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] >> THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK
YOU VERY MUCH. I KNOW YOU HAVE SEEN A LOT OF ME
THIS SEASON. BUT TONIGHT, I AM HOSTING.
THIS IS MY 17th TIME. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
THANK YOU. THAT IS AN ACHIEVEMENT THAT ONLY
COMES WITH YOU ARE A COMEDY ICON LIKE STEVE MARTIN.
OR AN ENDURING CHARACTER/ACTOR LIKE JOHN GOODMAN OR LUCKY
ENOUGH TO BE IN THE CAR IN 1987, WHEN LORNE MICHAELS RAN OVER A
MAN SELLING ORANGES ON THE SIDE OF THE HIGHWAY.
I AM PROUD TO SAY, 17 IS THE ALL-TIME RECORD.
YEAH. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> DUDE, ALEC, NICE JOB. NICE JOB.
PEED
-- PETE DAVIDSON, EVERYBODY. PETE DAVIDSON.
>> PETE! HEY, PETE.
>> DUDE, CONGRATS. THAT IS AN INCREDIBLE RUN, MAN,
IT WILL PROBABLY NEVER BE TOPPED.
I JUST WANTED TO COME OUT HEAR AND JUST LEARN FROM YOU.
>> SURE. IT HAS BEEN A LONG JOURNEY.
FIRST TIME I HOSTED WAS APRIL 21st, 1990.
HERE IS ME DOING MY FIRST MONOLOGUE.
>> WOW, THAT'S UNBELIEVABLE, DUDE.
>> THANK YOU, PETE. >> SERIOUSLY.
CAN'T BELIEVE THAT'S YOU. I MEAN, YOU WERE SO HANDSOME.
DID EVERYONE LOOK LIKE THAT BACK THEN, LIKE A YOUNG NBA COACH.
UH, NOT EVERYONE, NO. >> DUDE, YOU WERE HOT, LIKE, YOU
SHOULD HAVE DONE MOVIES OR SOMETHING.
>> OH, I DID DO MOVIES. >> REALLY?
>> YEAH, I STILL DO THEM. A NEW MOVIE COMING OUT "THE BOSS
BABY." >> THAT'S ANIMATION.
SO CAN'T SEE YOU. VERY SMART.
>> PETE DAVIDSON, EVERYBODY. YEAH.
>> THANK YOU. >> PETE, I DON'T BLAME YOU FOR
NOT KNOWING ABOUT ME, PETE. BUT I'M NOT SURE WHAT YOU WERE
UP TO THE FIRST TIME I HOSTED BACK IN 1990.
>> UM, THINK I WAS WAITING, 3 1/2 YEARS TO BE BORN.
>> LET'S KEEP GOING. HERE IS ME BACK IN 1996, THE
JOE PESCI SHOW, ONE OF THE >> I PLAYED ROBERT DE NIRO.
PEOPLE STILL ASK ME TO DO THAT IMPRESSION.
>> I HAVE A QUESTION? >> YES, PETER.
>> YOU WERE PRETTY HANDSOME BACK THEN, AS WELL.
WERE YOU, LIKE, MAD WHEN YOU STOPPED LOOKING LIKE THAT?
>> AT LEAST I GOT TO LOOK LIKE THAT ONCE INSTEAD OF SPENDING MY
YOUTH LOOKING LIKE STEVE BUSCEMI'S LESBIAN SISTER.
>> I DON'T KNOW WHO STEVE BUSCEMI IS.
>> LET'S KEEP GOING. IN 1998, I WAS PETE SCHWEDDY,
THANK YOU ON THE DELICIOUS DISH SELLING SCHWEDDY BALLS ON THE
RADIO SHOW ON NPR. IT WAS A VERY POPULAR.
>> WHAT'S RADIO? IS THAT LIKE A PODCAST?
>> KIND OF, PETE. ARE YOU REALLY YOUNG, OR A
LITTLE BIT STUPID? OKAY, LET'S KEEP GOING.
YOU KNOW WHAT'S CRAZY ABOUT THAT SHOW IN 1998?
I DID A MONOLOGUE WITH A YOUNG JIMMY FALLON.
JIMMY PLAYED THE GHOST OF SNL FUTURE.
LET'S TAKE A LOOK. >> APPARENTLY, I BECOME A HUGE
STAR IN THE FUTURE. AND I HOST THE SHOW IN THE YEAR
2011. COME SEE.
>> GUESS WHAT? HE HOSTS EXACTLY 13 YEARS LATER.
ISN'T THAT AMAZING. JIMMY LOOKS MUCH, MUCH YOUNGER
BACK THEN, DOESN'T HE, PETE? >> YEAH, BUT, LIKE, I CAN STILL
RECOGNIZE HIM THERE. IT'S LIKE SOME ONE SOAKED YOU,
IT'S LIKE SOMEONE SOAKED YOU IN WATER FOR THE PAST 20 YEARS.
>> PETE DAVIDSON, EVERYBODY. THANKS.
>> NO, SERIOUSLY AT WHAT POINT WHEN YOU GET OLDER DOES YOUR
HEAD JUST EXPAND? DOES THAT HAPPEN TO EVERYBODY?
>> ALONG THE WAY, IF YOU ARE LUCKY, YOU HAVE AN ENTIRE
CAREER. HERE'S A SUGGESTION.
YOU ASK ME A QUESTION AFTER YOU'VE HOSTED THE SHOW 17 TIMES.
>> I WILL. BUT YOU WILL PROBABLY BE DEAD BY
THEN. >> PETE.
THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR STOPPING BY.
>> ALL RIGHT, I'M LEAVING, BUT FOR REAL, I WANTED TO COME OUT
HERE, TO MEET THE GREATEST. >> YOU CAN STAY, PETE, YOU CAN
STAY. >> WE GOT A GREAT SHOW.
ED SHEERAN IS HERE! STICK AROUND!
WE WILL BE RIGHT BACK!