right now it's that perfect window
between when I finish with finals and
before I give up on all of my new year's
resolutions and that means that we're
gonna glow the [ __ ] up naturally there
are a lot more important New Year's
resolutions I could have like being an
extra person like spending more time
with my friends and family you know
actually having a social life but
because I am a lady on the internet we
all know the real thing that matters is
my appearance so that's what we're gonna
be doing this week here are my before
Clips from earlier today before I put on
makeup I would get myself look around in
LA for maybe in LA 6 for white guys who
are really into anime David so the game
plan for this video I have written down
a bunch of things that I'm gonna do this
week an attempt to blow up I'm going to
actually go grocery shopping and cook
for myself and eat healthy I'm going to
work out with David I'm gonna stay
hydrated I'm gonna whiten my teeth I'm
gonna get my nails done even though I've
never done those in my life because I
edit like all the time but first up I am
going to get my hair done which is why
I'm in the car right now it has been
around like four or five months since I
got it done so my highlights are a
little bit grown out and an Asian girl
problem is that my hair gets pretty
orange once it switched if it isn't
toned properly so we're gonna see what I
do today
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so we're gonna keep you in my hand marks
a new old man so I didn't end up doing
anything too crazy color-wise trust me I
have been platinum blonde before and it
was not a look for me so I stuck to
what's worked for me so far but we're
bringing it up a little higher than
usual so it helps frame my face and
makes my hair look a little bit more
fresh fresh wow I sound like a [ __ ]
hairstylist already this is a look
when I graduated high school mortgage
what Wall Street have a deal it was
pretty easy then people just do the drum
just turned out all the oil and now
we're gonna tone it all so really this
place is so fancy that they have a TV on
the ceiling for when you're getting your
hair wash look at this day would be
great to get rid of like some of the
week oh it's that Michael Jackson while
I was getting my hair cut there was
about an hour's worth of teeth being
still we talked about like families
dating partying all that [ __ ] and I wish
that I could put it in this video but
I'm Way too scared of getting copyright
flagged for the music that was playing
in the background
so instead enjoyed this spicy ten
seconds worth of time lapse so this is
what we did with my hair it's definitely
a little bit more like camera leaves we
brought up the highlights took off some
weight are all the hairstylist terms
that they used on me see you guys
tomorrow for the next part of the
challenge
hello it is the next day and we are
going grocery shopping today because I
eat cinnamon toast crunch forth like
four out of the three meals per day we
are going to buy some actually healthy
food we haven't like look up recipes or
anything like that but vegetables nice
and turgid you should get one with
protection
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place your item in the bagging area each
item must be placed in the bagging area
place the last scanned items in the bag
again
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hello friends and welcome to my kitchen
which I never ever [ __ ] news today
I'm on a mission to cook myself a
healthy home-cooked meal like I haven't
done in I also wanted to mention in this
part that part of my challenge is I
actually need to stay hydrated I think
I'm just constantly dehydrated so that's
probably kind of why I'm such a [ __ ]
YUM tastes like [ __ ] nothing anyways
today I'm making the one recipe I know
which is this vaguely Middle Eastern eat
chicken for which you will need two
lemons juiced oh she's a squirter
lemons squeezing ASMR 1/2 cup of olive
oil which I'm just definitely gonna
eyeball that seems bright ish a [ __ ] ton
of garlic 1 teaspoon of kosher salt
freshly ground black pepper 2 teaspoons
of cumin 2 teaspoons of paprika
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well that's seed after it close enough
1/2 teaspoon of turmeric and a little
bit of cinnamon and red pepper flakes
does play a little too much well whoops
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now available for pre-order on I do kind
of marinate in the fridge for a couple
hours and then I'll be back to okay I
also roasted some vegetables and here's
how it turned out also here are some of
the meals that I made over the next two
weeks which I managed to cook all of and
only set off the fire alarm once so I'm
very proud of myself good job Ashley oh
and I also actually drank my 8 glasses
of water per day which unfortunately
made me need to pee like 20 times a day
don't ask me how that math works out my
bladder truly defies all logic but
that's too much information let's move
on to the next section
Oh do that and then like pop into frame
guys today it is time for me to get fit
with David who you today we get Ashley
big this is the substitute for Ashley's
normal workout which is online but
exercise videos without weight so the
big step up so a moment of silence for
my beautiful salon here which I'm going
to sweat out today and then I'm gonna
have to wash it
all right listen no no you keep doing it
so that I can do it slow is it women
oh yeah all right we were gonna go to
the gym let's run how to frame okay
we're actually going to the gym now
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so as we pulled David my main goal were
to work on my butt which was looking a
tad flaccid for lack of a better word
after sitting around and studying for
finals for a couple weeks and I also
wanted to work on my abs since that's la
badie and I gotta be ready for crop tops
all year round
for real though I do find it hard to
keep up with the whole flat tummy thing
so I end up sucking in a lot of photos
but I wanted to be able to not have to
do that anymore really rich oh you need
copywriter for that I think it's too
late also persuaded me to do this one
weird exercise for my boobs and do some
bicep curls even though I felt slightly
ridiculous because my arms are seriously
[ __ ] weak do you have advice for
people who are scared to go to the gym
because they haven't worked out before
and the machines are intimidating and
the people are intimidating do your
research before you go to the gym
because it's gonna be a lot more
intimidating if objectifying I see 10 10
if you think you're doing something
wrong ask someone who looks like they
know what they're doing because 99% of
people are gonna be nice friendly
helpful and they just want to see you
succeed because you're doing something
poorly you're still doing it better than
someone who's doing nothing unless you
injure yourself then you're doing it
worse than doing nothing it's not very
vivacious god damn it
as a bit of a gym rookie I started out
small but by the end of a couple gym
sessions I was humping heavier weights
than I ever could have imagined so
honestly I was pretty proud of myself my
ass will still never be as thick as
David so that brings us to our final day
of this glow-up challenge thank God
because I have never been more ready to
stuff Cinnamon Toast Crunch in my face
our first step today is gonna be teeth
whitening because uh the old nachos are
getting a little bit yellow that's the
most flattering shawl I've ever taken of
myself I was a little bit scared to do
teeth whitening because I've heard that
it can like break down your enamel and
[ __ ] but I bought this like super
[ __ ] overpriced one that's American
Dental Association accepted though
fingers crossed
I won't permanently damage my teeth
today but you never know do ya so while
we wait for my teeth to marinate a
little bit I'm going to be doing my
nails which I had actually miraculously
managed to grow out over the past couple
of weeks look at these babies they
bought like a solid two millimeters on
them now I was actually gonna go to the
nail salon to get fancy acrylics that
make this [ __ ] sound every time you
type on your phone but then I realized
that hey that's [ __ ] in a wing and B
it costs money that I didn't want to
spend so instead we're gonna be DIY into
these nails with this incredibly bougie
nail polish that I bought for like two
dollars and my regular brass hands hey
why do these look worse than my regular
nails this looks so bad this never
[ __ ] makes it bride pastor does it
are you all ready for me to now it's
time to sisters smash my face into
sister submission to be honest I did
think that my diet would help my skin
out a little bit more than it has it's
kind of just in the same state it was
the beginning of this video but to be
fair I did travel and spend three days
with my family so we should just be
grateful that I'm not completely covered
in stress acne right now I have
basically been doing the same makeup
look for like three years now it's it's
pretty basic but it works for me but I
figured I might as well take this
opportunity to sit down and play with a
little more makeup than I usually do I
didn't really have a plan so I just
tried to combine all of the steps that
I've learned from watching various James
Charles videos at 3 a.m.
and this is how it turned out because I
was feeling fancy I went all out with
some lipstick highlighter and of course
that fancy ass setting spray I just
bought this stuff by the way and I
finally understand why all beauty gurus
have a shattering orgasm every time they
use it that Chi is good anyways here is
how the final book turned out
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I'm going to try to do my hair before my
lipstick turns into one giant like
crusty butthole on my face I'm gonna try
to replicate exactly the curl pattern
that Michael my hairstylist did when he
originally did my hair he gave me a
couple hair tips including that you
could start by spraying your hair with
hairspray to make sure that everything
sticks I always thought that this would
like fry your hair in the iron but he
said that it's safe and he seems like a
professional so we're gonna roll with it
Michael if my hair falls off today this
is your fault he did he flip oh that's
not right I think that's kind of like
what he did so I may not have been able
to perfect Michaels technique or really
get anywhere close to it but I tried my
best and I at least got some texture in
my hair that looked like a mom from the
80s I'm just gonna flip it over to that
side and pretend like that solves all of
my problems a quick outfit change later
and we are ready for the final reveal
drill more please what do we do we do we
do boop doop doop doop doop that's not
how a drum sounds here's the final look
since I [ __ ] up my hair anyways and I
had to put it in the side part I decided
to run with this old Hollywood glamour
type of feed and I figured it was also
something you guys normally don't see me
in so I have this lacy slip dress from
Urban Outfitters with this scandalous
little waist cut out that I think really
flatters my figure and I made sure to
accessorize everything with some
matching gold jewelry overall I think
the biggest thing that I took away from
this transformation was hey I remembered
how to cook vegetables and that they're
not that hard to cook or to eat so I
should probably do that more often
and be that working out isn't too scary
either and it actually kind of feels
good once you get into it but again I
wanted to reiterate I feel like there's
so much pressure on woman's appearance
and there are so many more important New
Year's resolutions like some of my big
ones are I want to move into my own
apartment I want to start a clothing
line I want to graduate college and
obviously those are way more [ __ ]
important than like losing weight or
going to the gym but regardless of what
your new year's resolutions are I really
hope you guys have an amazing 2019 and
I'm so excited to spend this year with
you guys so I'll see you guys soon bye
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