I did it again.
I bought Elle's drink, again.
Didn't you do that yesterday as well?
Yes, Isaac. Yes, I did. And on Monday.
-Elle's not here. -I know.
She's not been here all week.
I know. I just keep forgetting.
Tao, you're allowed to miss her.
OK, fine.
Obviously, it's better
that she's at an all-girls school now.
I kept buying your apple juice.
What?
I kept accidentally buying your apple juice
at lunch at the start of term.
Tao, that's so dumb.
I know.
Can we promise that,
like, no matter what happens,
we'll always prioritise our friendship?
That sounds a bit dramatic.
No, I'm serious, like, no matter what changes,
we always, always put our friendship first.
We'll still go bowling
and watch creepy documentaries,
and we'll always stay up to watch the Oscars,
and...
we'll always be able to talk about deep stuff like this.
Promise.
Tao Xu, king of getting involved.
Shut up.
It was nice meeting your friends though.
Yeah?
Yeah.
They seem cool.
They are.
Have they replaced us?
As if anyone could replace
your incredibly annoying, loud presence in my life.
How dare you?
-I just think... -Tao!
Can we please talk about something else?
Oh!
Am I not being entertaining enough for you?
No! You're not. You're being annoying.
Oh! I'm sorry.
What would you like instead?
Should I perhaps...
perform a piece of...
interpretive dance?
Would that be less annoying?
That wasn't exactly what I had in mind.
Too late. You've said it now.
-How's this? -This is worse.
I just think you can't recognise talent
when you see it.
Oh, I can. And this isn't it.
I can't believe this whole conversation was a...
a ploy for you to witness
my incredibly erotic dance moves.
-Oh, my God, stop! -Twerk!
-Stop! -Ow!
-Stop it! -Twerk!
Do I even want to know?
Ow!
-Die, space aliens! -Oh, my...
Wait, I think I have two. I think I have two.
Quick, quick, quick!
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go!
I am the killer of aliens.
Yes!
Yes! Ooh!
Great success!
I was born to kill aliens.
Whoo!
Elle? Are you looking
at Timothée Chalamet's Instagram again?
-No. -What are you doing, then?
-Nothing. -Probably texting Tao.
I can text my friends if I want to.
Texting Tao again. Interesting.
Interesting, indeed.
What are you implying?
What do you think I'm implying?
I think I have a crush on Tao.
-My God, I knew it! -We literally knew it.
Shut up! It's not like I can say anything to him.
He's my best friend, and...
he definitely doesn't like me back.
-You don't know that. -I definitely do.
You don't even wanna try telling--
No. Can we just talk about something else?
-Ugh, boring. -Yeah.
He came for the milkshakes, and the milkshakes only.
I said that to you in confidence!
So, how did you two become friends?
I was friends with Charlie first,
and then Tao came along as a package deal.
Rude! You're lucky to have me.
You make a cute little pair.
So, then, after we'd kissed, like, six times...
It was two, but sure.
...Tara agreed to be my girlfriend.
That's a really cute story.
You two seem really good together.
Yeah.
I think it's 'cause we're friends, too.
Seems obvious, but you should be
really good friends with the person you're dating.
Oh.
That makes sense.
Yeah.
Tao, can you come help us carry the glasses?
Yeah.
-I really love you. -Aw, I love you too.
-Hi! -Elle! Come on in, darling.
How are you?
Oh, what a surprise!
Hi.
Uh, make sure you leave the bedroom door open a tad,
OK?
-What are you doing here? -Um...
Wanna eat cookies and watch a film?
And obviously he cares more about Nick's feelings
than mine.
Once you get into a relationship,
friendships don't matter anymore.
Or maybe he just thinks you'll force Nick
to watch Donnie Darko like you did with us.
Shut up! It's a good movie. It's just... complicated.
I don't know why I'm so afraid
of being alone.
That's how I felt, my first term.
I got scared.
Everything turned out OK.
Elle!
Hi!
Oh, my God, it's literally like old times.
Ugh, don't say that.
I thought I'd never have to come back
to this hellhole.
We could go hide in the library or something.
I don't even want to be here either, honestly.
I haven't signed up for an event.
And if Miss Singh catches me,
then she's gonna force me to...
do the high jump or something.
-Yeah! -Come on, Isaac!
Whoo, whoo!
Is it awful being at Truham without me?
Yes. Everything's awful without you.
I'm OK now.
I promise.
I was gonna tell you something.
What?
You've got the wrong team's face paint on.
That's Charlie's fault for swapping bibs with me.
Just wipe the face paint off.
Ow!
-Ow... -OK, it's not coming off.
Come on. I wanna go find my old locker.