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There is no proof of God anywhere in the universe
We will debate that and more on today's episode of the Millennium Prophet
I am your host, Miles Finer
Reminding you that there is no God and that is okay.
Per usual, you're misinformed
You grew up in a church, you know this better than anyone
Yes it is true my father's a Reverend
We got the whole Luke-Vader dynamic going on
I thought I had it all figured out
But then something happened and it changed my life forever
I got a friend request from God
[laughs]
What?
Holy...
Hey damn kids
You come round here again I'll call the police
Who's John Dove?
Whoa, whoa
I am so sorry
I'm sorry, I'm sorry
Hey!
John Dove!
Hey! Hey!
Somebody stop that guy
Whoa what the hell man?
I think you just saved my life
Thank you
Nice try
Oh come on
Yo, who the hell is Cara Bloom?
Let me get this straight
You're being catfished by someone calling themselves God on Facebook
Yes, and I need your hacker skills
to get me their IP address
Keep your voice
How many times I gotta tell you, I'm not a hacker
Okay? I'm a video game enthusiast
Okay what do you know?
My only lead, Cara Bloom
She writes for Catapult
This isn't Tinder, Rakesh
You mean Bumble bro
Nobody uses Tinder anymore
I'm gonna go down there
And I'm gonna get to the bottom of this
What are you gonna tell her?
God sent you?
Cara!
Are you God?
Excuse me?
I just really wanna know who's behind the God account
Look I don't know what you're on but I carry mace
Be glad you didn't grow up with social media
Listen I don't know anything about the God account
Doesn't make any sense
Why would they send me your name?
You wanna figure out who's screwing with you
I'm a journalist
I know how to find people
You can't have one foot in the eternal plane
You either believe or you don't
Or you recognise that there's something greater at work here
I don't know some grand design
connecting us all
There is no grand design
You know, it's kinda like the Prodigal Son
Except God is using Facebook
To bring you and Dad back together
You see what growing up in a house of religion
does to the mind
Rakesh
Yo, you need to get back to your apartment like right now
someone or something hacked your computer
It's crazy
it won't stop showing your photos,
same song's playing over and over
I can't make anything stop
Just pull the plug
No, no
There has to be a reason why they're doing this
How'd you get it to stop?
I didn't
it stopped on it's own
Uh, I gotta go
What was that all about?
It's just you and your family
Yeah, my mom's doctor, nurse
You think she knows one of them
Do you remember their names?
No, I was 8
but there is one person who may know
Dr. John Andrews and his nurse, Susan Olbrine
They took great care of your mother
Thank you
Hey! Miles, wait
This podcast of yours
You think you're helping people, but you're not
That's not true
You are taking away people's hope
And you'll tell them that God is watching over us
you know better than anyone, that's not true
You don't think that what happend
made me question my faith
Hell of a view
Look I know the nurse in the photo is your mom
she left when you were a kid, right?
Why do you even care?
When I was 8
my mother was diagnosed with breast cancer
so I prayed for a miracle, and then it happened
she went to full remission
the doctors couldn't even explain it
I don't understand
if God answered your prayers, why don't you believe?
Because on the way home from the hospital
she died in a car accident
Miles
Look I don't know who's behind this
or why they chose me
but I do know that your mom is still out there
I'd give anything to say the same
There she is
You can do this
It's a really nice day
Yeah, it is
Cara?
Hi mom
I heard you became a nurse
Cara
Why didn't you come home?
Mom?
Oh no
Guess that answers that
Wait!
Cara!
She came out of nowhere
Call 911
John Dove?
You're the guy from the subway
She needs a doctor
I am a doctor
We got a pulse
You saved John Dove and he saved me
If you think about it
it's kinda like a grand design
I wanna be a part of your life
When you pulled me back
I realised, I didn't want to die
Thank you
People say that God has a plan for all of us
well I never believed that to be true
but then he friended me
and it kinda turned my life upside down
Not that I think it's God
but in these crazy times we live in
we owe it to ourselves to ask the tough questions
Wait a minute
You don't think Dad is behind this do you?
Really Miles?
He can't even use Netflix