(Finebros) So what're we having you play today?
I have no idea what...Goat Simulator? What?
What? Wait, what?
Goat Simulator! I love this game.
You play as a goat! I mean, there's nothing better.
Yes, I bought this game. I have this game.
I know this game.
I'm really, really, really hoping that I'm gonna be a goat, roaming around.
Okay. I'm already a goat.
I'm a goat.
I knew it!
Oh, I love goats!
I'm a goat! Wait, am I the goat? That's me, right?
Flippin' easy.
Well, if it's flippin' easy, I'm gonna feel bad if I'm not good at it.
You guys aren't helping me out, huh?
Nothing. You're not telling me anything.
I don't know what I'm doing, you guys.
What am I doing? I'm scooting on my butt?
Can you help me with anything? I'm in a gated community.
Can I get out?
- I like the music. - (goat bleats loudly)
- (goat bleats) - (laughs)
I am like Kusko.
Let's make him 'baa'.
(goat bleats demonically)
That is not a cute baa.
What's in my mouth? Oh, that's a tongue.
Let's lick someone.
Can I lick you?
Lick the bench? I get points for licking a bench.
I'm gonna go lick a person.
Come here!
- Oh! - (people scream)
No, no! I just wanna lick you!
(people scream)
I am so confused!
I want to lick this.
What did I do?!
What did I do?
What, is he dead?
I thought this was gonna be a happy game.
Oh yeah, you're mine. Bye!
Head butt goat!
(people scream)
Oh my god! Did you see that?
My goat did that.
Are you okay?
You okay, buddy?
Oh, he's alive! I thought I killed him.
Oh my god, there's a party.
Time to go crash this party.
- Hello! - (people scream)
Hi!
I'm guessing the point of the game is to kill people?
Right? With the goat?
I don't understand how you can make me play a game where I'm a goat
and not tell me the objective of it, expecting me to figure out
why I'm a goat that licks and kills people.
(people scream)
This is so much fun.
This game's still so much fun.
Hey, man.
I'm just...what's going on, guys?
What're you making here?
Oh! I'm so sorry! I am so sorry.
Let's run into cars. Let's go.
Oh, it didn't work!
Is there a way to get up to the crane?
Hmm! RV, RV, RV! I did not move in time.
(chuckles)
Oh!
(bleep)
I'm trying to kiss her and make it better.
(person screams)
Can I drive?! Ooh, can we go drive?
That was the wrong bu--(GASP)
I'm practically driving.
Guys? Guys? Are you watching this?
Oop, I died.
Wait! I'm alive?
What the?!
What's the objective of the game? I still don't get it.
Okay, this is a terrible game.
Ooh, ladder! A goat can climb ladders.
That's science.
If I can get-- Oh!
Is he using his mouth? That's impressive.
He climbs up with his neck. That's the best way to climb.
Um...
What?
Ooh! More ladders. Hmm? Nope. No.
Oh, I gotta walk around?
Really? Why they gotta make this so difficult?
Oh!
Okay. Well, that was a fail.
Here we go!
Okay.
Ooh, a person! Let's push him off.
Oh, he looked so happy. Oops!
(laughs) Didn't mean to do that.
Will this explode?
Ooh!
Okay. Wasn't expecting that.
(laughs)
Oh!
That was awesome!
(goat bleats and people scream)
Oh, I just scared them. Come back here!
Ugh! Wha--?
Whoa!
Hacks? Whoa! I'm a--
What?!
Ooh! (laughs)
I can play this game for so long.
How long am I going to have to play this for?
Ooh! Can I lick it? Can I lick this thing?
Ooh! Ah! Ah!
What do I do?
Oh, geeze! (laughs)
Here we go.
What? No!
Last time it carried me in the air and then just detached to my back.
Whoa! Whoa!
Goat, no!
This can't be the end. This can't--go towards the pool!
Come on! It's empty!
No! Oh...(laughs)
It's Grand Theft Auto for goats.
How do I backflip?
No! No!
Satan? This is why you don't screw around on trampolines, guys!
Okay, well...
(mashing keys)
What did--wha!
He's going to hell. He's Satan. I told you!
A gas station?
Not on my watch! I just nut-shotted him.
I wish there was an achievement called Nut Shot.
Oh my god, that scared me!
Okay, let's try looking--
Oh! I...
I'm taking this girl with me. I don't even care.
We're gonna die together.
I like the irony of the fire extinguisher right next to my dead body.
(Finebros) That's enough for today.
That was so weird!
This is a popular game?
Why would you play a game without an objective?
That was so awesome!
I could play this forever.
Honestly, I could play this forever.
Thank you so much for watching me kill people as a goat.
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Bye! (laughs)