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So this week I decided to make Top 100 Things Not To Say On A First Date.
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100) You look a lot different than your profile picture.
99) I just get constipated really easily. 98) You look so much like my ex.
97) Wait, so how much money do you make though? 96) My last relationship was a disaster. Woo!
95) I've only been charged twice. 94) Are you on the pill?
93) Who beat the case? I beat the case! 92) We can go back to my place once my parents
are asleep. 91) What's the average time you make a guy
wait? 90) All be right back, I gotta call my parole
officer. 89) I just wonder what our children would
look like together. 88) Do you want to see my Pokémon card collection?
87) Don't Google me. 86) Is your sister single still?
85) How many drinks does it take to get you drunk?
84) Yeah, I actually was...engaged last week. 83) You know, you're the first real girl I've
been on a date with. 82) My therapist says I get really attached
to people. 81) I usually date models.
80) I don't normally date black girls. 79) I think I hooked up with one of your friends.
78) I normally don't date Mexicans though. -I'm not Mexican.
77) My mom hates white girls. 76) Aren't all Hispanic people Mexican?
-No. What do you mean?
-No! 75) Yes they are.
74) I didn't get my welfare check yet so...you might have to get all this.
73) Can we make this quick. I'm meeting someone after this.
72) She's a little bit hotter than you also. 71) This was fun. Gotta go get back to my
wife. 70) So is that like a Wonder-Bra?
69) So...what bra-size do you wear? 68) Could you please breathe through your nose!
67) People always confuse prison with jail. I've only been to one.
66) Did you see our waitress though? She's kinda hot.
65) My family actually has a history of mental illness.
64) Are you a virgin? 63) Can we get married so I can get my green
card? 62) Mom? Yeah, I found someone. We'll be over
later, just make sure you have some clothes on.
61) I actually have 13 toes. 60) The only reason I'm here is because I
lost a bet. 59) I get $20 extra if I get you to come home
with me. 58) We could split it.
57) We're like boyfriend and girlfriend, right? 56) You'd be way cuter if you would just grow
your hair out. 55) Stop what you're doing now...
54) ...and start looking better is what I'm saying. I'm trying to help you out, ok?
53) Hopefully my ex doesn't interfere in this relationship.
52) Wait, so are those real? 51) Could you loan me $200 dollars?
-What? 50) OK, $150.
49) She's crazy. I had to get a restraining order.
48) Can I touch them? -No.
47) She's literally crazy. 46) Like psychotic.
45) She has to take pills every 30 minutes. 44) Yeah, well two. One's for the herpes...I
didn't get it. 43) I'm a carrier.
42) I'm pretty sure I'm straight. 41) Everyone has herpes.
-No, everyone does not. 40) I just got out of rehab again so...
39) This is my third time. I think it'll work. 38) I only asked you out because my parents
thought I was gay. -Are you serious?
Yeah...unfortunately. 37) How much do you weigh?
36) What are you like 170? 35) 180?
34) Yeah, my ex, she mysteriously disappeared. They never found her body.
33) And they never will. 32) How many guys have you been with?
31) How many people have you slept with? 30) More or less than 10 guys?
29) I'm just looking for someone who can financially support me.
28) More or less than 30? 27) How do you feel about role-playing?
26) Wanna hear a funny rape joke? 25) How do you feel about cross-dressing?
24) I got to take this. This is my girlfriend. I'll be back.
-You're girlfriend? 23) How do you feel about gonorrhea?
22) --I'm going to go use the restroom really quick, ok?
Ok, number one or number two? 21) I'm not allowed 500 feet within a school.
20) Do you want to come to my family reunion tomorrow?
19) Would you mind if I live-tweeted our date right now?
18) What size are those? They're going to want to know.
-Are you serious right now? I'll estimate.
17) I want to move out. I just like living with my mom.
16) I was thinking you could pay for dinner tonight.
15) I'll get the next one though. 14) --Hey
Does your breath always smell like this? 13) I just don't have time for a job right
now. You know what I'm saying? 12) Wait, so just add me on Facebook right
now. Hold on, I'll do it actually cause I'm hard to find. Search options. Ohh, here we
go. I'm right there. Friends! -Oh yay.
11) Wait, you want to put in a relationship though?
10) You sounded a lot skinnier on the phone. 9) I'll be back. I gotta go take a dump right
quick. Oh my goodness! 8) This is normally when I'm playing World
of Warcraft. 7) Ugh! What the!
6) Hold this right quick. 5) I hate dogs.
4) I just pictured you naked. Oops! 3) I was actually born a woman.
2) I think...I think I love you. You know what? You know what?
-No, I'm sorry. Will you marry me?
-I can't do this. I'm sorry. Will you marry me? Don't walk...don't go away!
Don't go! It was nice meeting you.
1) I know where you live.
I'm a grown man.