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>> Jesse: NEW YORK CITY HAS A
LOT OF PROBLEMS.
GREG GUTFELD IS ONE OF THEM.
ANOTHER, SHOPLIFTERS.
WE TOLD YOU ABOUT MICHELLE
MIKELL WHO CALLS HERSELF THE
PROFESSIONAL BOOSTER AND HAS
BEEN ARRESTED AT LEAST 100 TIMES
FOR SHOPLIFTING HERE IN NEW YORK
NEW YORK. >> I WENT TO BLOOMINGDALE’S, AND
>> I WENT TO BLOOMINGDALE’S, AND
I WAS TOLD, PROFESSIONALLY
OBSCURED SOME ITEMS CONSISTING
OF POLO AND RALPH LAUREN.
>> YOU HAVE A PRETTY NICE SHIRT
ON, DID YOU STEAL THAT?
>> SO YOU’RE GOING TO GO STEAL
IT?
>> WORK IS STEALING?
>> I DON’T CALL IT STEALING, I’M
A PROFESSIONAL BOOSTER.
>> Jesse: IT IS TIME FOR THE
PROFESSIONAL BOOSTER TO MOVE
OVER BECAUSE THERE IS A NEW GUY
IN TOWN WHO JUST TOOK THE CROWN.
HIS NAME?
LORENZO MCLUCAS.
HE HAS BEEN BUSTED, READY, 129
TIMES FOR SHOPLIFTING HERE IN
THE BIG APPLE.
[LAUGHS]
HIS LATEST BUST WAS ON WEDNESDAY
AT A TARGET ON THE UPPER EAST
SIDE.
HE STOLE $80 OF BIRTH OF LOTIONS
AND VASELINE.
THAT IS ENOUGH FOR SEVEN JEFFREY
TOOBIN ZOOM MEETINGS.
WHEN HE WAS ARRESTED COMPUTER
STRETCH FOR SIX ADDITIONAL
FACTS.
LORENZO WAS LET GO, THANKS TO
NEW YORK CITY’S BLACK’S VEIL
LAWS COME AFTER US 122ND ARREST.
>> ME STEALING IT?
>> YEAH, PRETTY MUCH.
>> COME ON.
WHY CAN YOU TELL ME?
WHAT DO YOU STEAL?
TELL ME WHAT YOU STEAL.
WHAT IS THAT?
WHAT IS THAT, THOUGH?
>> OH, OKAY, ALL RIGHT.
TAKE CARE.
>> Jesse: 21 FELONIES AND 108
MISDEMEANORS UNDER HIS BELT.
AND HE IS BEING HARASSED.
[LAUGHS]
THIS GUY IS SO BAD THAT EVEN FAR
LEFT MANHATTAN D.A. ALVIN BRAGG
WANTED TO KEEP HIM IN JAIL
BEFORE HE WAS LET GO IN JUNE.
WHEN A SOROS-FUNDED D.A. ONCE
YOU BEHIND BARS, THAT MEANS YOU
REALLY, REALLY DESERVE IT.
TURNED AS LEAWOOD IS THE FOUNDER
OF THE GUARDIAN ANGELS CITIZENS
PROTECTION ORGANIZATION.
SO MICHELLE IS NO LONGER THE
CHAMPION, A NEW CHAMP IN TOWN,
YOU’VE GOT TO RESPECT THE
HUSTLE, CURTIS.
>> OH, THE HUSTLE, IN FACT,
WE’VE GOT TO BREAK 100 TO BE A
PLAYER.
MICHELLE BROKE 100, MCLUCAS
BROKE 100, IF NOT, YOU ARE JUST
IN THE JV.
HEY, THAT IS PROSTYLE AND I TO
TELL YOU, MCLUCAS, HE IS A
SMOOTH OPERATOR.
WHEN HE GOES INTO THE STORES, HE
PREFERS TARGET.
YOU GIVE ME BEEF, I’M NOT GOING
TO BUST YOUR TEETH, I’M JUST
HERE TO LOOT COME I’M NOT GOING
TO SHOOT, SO THEY GIVE HIM AN
EASY PASS, AND THIS GUY HAS AN
EASY PASS IN AND OUT OF TARGET.
WHEN HE CAN’T HIT TARGET, HE
HITS WAYNE REED, AND HE IS
CONSTANT, SO YOU SEE THE
COMPETITION IS FAST AND FURIOUS.
THEY ARE BOTH REACHING TO HIT
THE DUAL CENTURY MARK, 200 OR
MORE, AND IMAGINE HOW FOOLISH WE
LOOK TO THE REST OF THE NATION
THAT WE CAN’T STOP THIS,
ESPECIALLY OUR LAW AND ORDER
MAYOR, THE SWAGGER MAN WHO HAS
NO PLAN, ADAMS.
>> Jesse: WALKING RIGHT OUT
WITH IT, AND CURTIS, HE HAS A
MASK ON.
HE IS NOT AFRAID OF GETTING
LOCKED UP, HE IS AFRAID OF THE
VIRUS.
>> WHAT THEY’VE GOT TO DO,
JESSE, IS WHAT CASINOS DO.
IF YOU AND I WERE GOING IN AND
PLAYING POKER OR BLACKJACK AND
THEY THOUGHT WE WERE COUNTING
CARDS, WHICH SHOULD BE LEGAL, WE
WOULD BE BANNED IN PERPETUITY IN
VEGAS ON THE LAKE TAHOE,
ATLANTIC CITY, AND THEY WOULD
USE FACIAL RECOGNITION
TECHNOLOGY.
THEY WOULD ALL SHARE THAT.
THESE ARE PRIVATE ENTERPRISES.
THEY ARE GOING TO HAVE TO DO THE
SAME THING.
THEY ARE GOING TO HAVE TO GET
RESTRAINING ORDERS FROM COURT
THAT SAID GUYS LIKE MCLUCAS, THE
SMOOTH OPERATOR, AND MICHELLE,
WHO SAID HEY, I AM A BOOSTER BY
PROFESSION, THEY HAVE TO BE
BANNED IN PERPETUITY, OR THIS IS
JUST GOING TO CONTINUE OVER AND
OVER AND OVER.
>> Jesse: WELL, WHY CAN’T THE
D.A. ALVIN BRAGG DO SOMETHING?
I KNOW HE IS TRYING TO PUT A GUY
WHO DEFENDED HIS WIFE IN PRISON,
SO WHY CAN’T HE PUT THIS GUY
BEHIND BARS FOR A LITTLE LONGER
THEN, I DON’T KNOW, AND OUR?
>> WAIT A SECOND.
DON’T YOU KNOW ALVIN BRAGG, THE
MANHATTAN D.A., IS A JUSTICE
WARRIOR?
JUSTICE FOR THE CRIMINALS, AND
INCARCERATION FOR THE VICTIMS.
THAT IS WHY HE HAD JOSE ALBA ON
RIKERS ISLAND -- RIKERS ISLAND,
OF ALL PLACES -- WITH A $500,000
BAIL OVER HIS HEAD.
SWEETHEART UNDERSTAND JUSTICE,
LIKE BOUDIN IN SAN FRANCISCO,
LIKE KRAMER IN PHILADELPHIA.
YOU DON’T PROTECT THE VICTIMS OF
CRIME, YOU PROTECT THE CRIMINALS
BECAUSE IT IS ALL ABOUT CRIME.
>> Jesse: I DON’T KNOW, I HAVE
BEEN PAYING FOR MY HAIR PRODUCT
AND WITH INFLATION IT IS GETTING
VERY EXPENSIVE, I MIGHT HAVE TO
GO LIVE THE LIFE OF CRIME, SEEMS
LIKE YOU CAN GET AWAY WITH IT
HERE IN NEW YORK.
CURTIS, THANK YOU SO MUCH.
THIS IS LIKE HOLLY FRAZIER NOW.
WE HAVE TO SEE THE NEXT THING
HAPPEN, ALL RIGHT?
>> JESSE, JUST REMEMBER YOU OF
TWO CELEBRITY SHOPPERS TO CHOOSE
FROM WHEN YOU GO CHRISTMAS
SHOPPING.
MCLUCAS, OR YOU’VE GOT MICHELLE.