- Babe, what are you thinking?
- I don't know.
- I'm just bored, analyzing you is fun.
("Old School Cool" by New York Jazz Ensemble)
- You know I really like your friend Chris.
- Oh yeah, isn't he great?
- Mm-hmm, Chris is compatible with
my friend Stephanie.
- Ugh, this guy won't stop messaging me.
I want you to know others boys
still find me desirable.
- I was just like, "Look,
what do I do all this work for?"
Kristin, can you put your phone away?
This is the moment I'm testing
how much you love me.
Oh thank God.
- Do you know what you do that I really love?
You actually don't do this but,
I'm gonna let you know what you should be doing.
- Ah, you're so much better at this than I am.
I think you should-
- Don't worry honey I'll do it.
That means fuck you, you're a grown
man, how do you not know how to fold laundry?
- That's a great business idea!
- Right?
- That's a great business idea
if you have millions of dollars,
an MBA, and any sense of how to make an app.
- Yeah, they were super great,
your whole family was really sweet,
your parents were so nice.
This is your que to tell me if they liked me.
Did they like me?
Why haven't you said anything?
Did they like me more than Maya?
Please say they liked me more than Maya!
- Oh it's cancelled, looks like I can stay the night.
- Oh my gosh that's great!
Totally was not expecting this, but that is so great!
That means I haven't shaved a thing, in days.
("Old School Cool" by New York Jazz Ensemble)
- You know actually babe, my stomach kinda hurts.
- Yeah?
- Yeah.
- Okay, alright.
- It's definitely not my stomach.
I am constipated, very backed up.
Way too cramped to host a party,
if you know what I mean, yep.