Cowabunga!
♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪
♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Heroes in thehalf shell, turtle power ♪
You must be this rad to ride that ride.
♪ Go, ninja, go, ninja, go ♪
[screaming]
I'm a ninja, dawg!
[screaming]
A ninja is always prepared.
I thought that was the Boy Scouts.
This situation calls for a dose of my psycho acrobatics!
[groaning]
So I was like...
And it was all...
And I'm like...
Then it got all...
I knew something weird was going on!
My pictures keep coming out like this!
What did she say?
I couldn't hear her because somebody was crunching pistachio nuts in my ear!
[crunching]
What?
Impact imminent.
Oh, what the--
- You foolish whelp! - Don't try flattering me!
[cheering]
[groaning]
[laughing]
Cowabunga!
- Cow! - A!
- Bun! - Ga!
Cowabunga!
Booyakasha!
Ow!
Yeah, boy!
Oh, yeah!
[explosion]
- Yes! - Yeah!
- Yeah! - Yeah!
No!
Yeah!
- Yes! - Yeah!
- No! - No!
I know what I saw!
There's a huge, ugly reptile in the sewers!
And for once it's not you, Raph.
We don't spend enough quality time together.
Oh, please not now, Mikey.
And I wanna say to my bros...
I was right, in your face, in your face!
1 and 0, greatest of all time!
Hype man!
- But at least we have each other. - Yeah.
But do we have to have Raph?
When you're ready to grow up and be an adult, Raphael,
we'll be in the arcade.
How scary can an aquarium be?
[howling]
[screaming]
- Ghost! - Hey, I'm not a ghost.
And now we know for sure.
Hey, Mikey.
Could you keep it down to only a slightly deafening cacophony?
Sorry bro, we don't have any caco-phony,
but we do have popcorn!
♪ I love a little hot sauce on my pizza ♪
♪ I love a little hot sauce, yes I do ♪
We've got pizza rolls, pizza balls,
pizza tots, pizza puffs, and duck a l'orange... pizza!
You think I joke about the pizza?
You know me a little better than that, Donnie, to joke about the pizza.
Sweet salvation.
Why are you doing this, pizza?
I've always loved you!
Ah!
[yelling]
This pizza good.
What? You ate the whole thing already?
No...
Yep.
[burping]
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♪ Heroes in the half shell, turtle power♪
What can I say? I'm the best.