Abby: Oh, it doesn't feel too cold! Eheheh.
Abby: We're going to school!
Tom: Education, yeah!
Tom (singing): Bread and milk. Bread and milk.
Tom: Haw haw haw. Oh...
Abby: Headlines!
Tom: Get out of my seat! I'll kill you someday.
Tom and Abby: Nooo!!!
Tom: What media thing?
Tom: I wanna go to a media thing.
Tom: Is there a media thing tomorrow?
Girl Whose Name I've Forgotten: I don't do media so I dunno!
Tom: Aw. I wanna know something!
Abby: Thank you!
Ruth: Tom! Abby! Hello!
Tom: Dun dun duunnn.
Tom: Be sexy!
Aaron: Hey sexy.
Tom: Alright, she's preoccupied with Ruth.
Tom: Ruth, do something Ruth-y!
Ruth: Creating more saliva than is humanly possible...
Ruth: I'm lookin' out the window and then I noticed I was dribbling and I was like "hohoh!"
Tom: There's chocolate eggs on the floor!
Ruth: Why would that happen!?
Tom: Beautiful flowers. They're so beautiful. I love flowers.
Ruth: I'm the best one!
Abby: It would've been good, yeah!
Ruth: I had to swallow every second... or dribble.
Ruth: You know those little notes that Thom Kerr put in my grey coat pocket ages ago?
Ruth: They keep coming to get me!
Ruth: We're too good at this.
Abby: Uh huh!
Tom: Ah! I have to show you what I got!
Ruth: What?
Abby: Look at it, look at it, look at it, look at it!
Ruth: ...No...
Tom: And the best thing I got is this.
Ruth: Oh no!
Ruth: You ruined my smile for a good week-
Tom: Your smile is hideous.
Ruth: You love it though.
Tom: Smithy is, like, the name for Bing's nipple hairs.
Ruth: He told me he had a nipple hair and I'm like "oh my god cut it off- actually don't!"
Ruth: 5 minutes later he links me to a video on YouTube which is him cutting his nipple hair off.
Abby: Eww!
Tom: Wait. Bryn Jones! We have to find him.
Tom: Bryn Jones... Bryn Jones...
Ruth: Just looks like he's pokin' him in the head.
Ruth: Come on, Big Boy!
Tom: Don't talk about the Big Boy!
Tom: I'd kidnap you in my car... But I'd kill you!
Tom: No one's gonna buy them!
Tom: D'you reckon they have an expiry date?
Abby: I bet they do.
Tom and Abby: Beuno... Beuno... Beuno!!!
Tom: Clip torch, clip torch!
Tom: Kay!
Tom: What is this? What does this do!?
Tom: *singing beautifully*
Tom: Hello? ...Hello? Hellooo...?
Tom: Why are you torturing me!?
Tom: They didn't say anything, it was just silence!
Ruth: Would you like a crisp?
Ruth: Well that's nice, isn't it?
Abby: Aw haw haw!
Tom: What happens if you put it in your mouth? Let's find out!
Tom: Oh look, I can see in you!
Tom: What kind of stories are there about, like, the old people again?
Abby: The only one that I can clearly remember is the one that she liked a lot and he died.
Tom: That's not really a story, that's just kinda a depressing fact.
Ruth: Nipples.
Ruth: I said nipples to you and you went "inverted."
Chris: Sup?
Tom: Bingy!
Tom: Hello, Bingy.
Chris: Hallo.
Chris: How've you been?
Abby: Tired.
Chris: Awesome.
Chris: I wanna show yooou...
Chris: *angelic noises*
Tom: Woah.
Chris: Gun zoom microphone!
Chris: It slots in there.
Chris: Haven't tested it that much but I'm guessing it's just sort of clearer sound.
Tom: Bye bye!
Tom: Oh look, there's a Rosie and Abi!
Rosie: Um. Hi! I haven't seen you in the long times!
Tom: Since the last movie!
Tom: Hello, Abi!
Rosie: It makes what?
Chris: It makes sound good!
Chris: Gonna use it to record Brymmmnymnym Jones.
Tom: At 2:40!
Rosie: What, today?
Tom: Well you guys don't have to come...
Rosie: Well I have to wait for Bing anyway!
Chris: Do ya?
Rosie: We're supposed to go somewhere!
Abi: Why are you going to town?
Tom: Because I might as well.
Tom: It's Abby's last day here so...
Abi: Where's Abby now?
Tom: They're about to walk away by the looks of it.
Chris: Look at them walkin' away!
Tom: Yeah they're gone...
Abi: This is my birth certificate!
Tom: Umit!
Annie: Where's Ruth?
Tom: They've just gone to the canteen.
Chris: Go find Abby and look after her.
Chris: Ooh, Mel. You're looking short today.
Mel: I'm ALWAYS short!
Chris: But MORE so today.
Chris: Hey, it's a- it's a Rainbow!
Tom: Oh hi, Rainbow!
Rainbow: Hi.
Tom: How are you today?
Rainbow: I'm feelin' really ill an' I'm goin' home.
Tom: Have a good day... at home!
Rainbow: Byeee.
Tom: Don't be ill!
Tom: Barneeey!
Tom: Wow... He loves me!
Tom: Not like it's been 3 weeks, Barney!
Tom: Man, how late are we?
Chris: A little.
Tom: Oh wait, there's my teacher! I'm gonna beat 'im!
Tom: I win! Not late.
(old person sounds)
Tom: Oh Bingyyy! What are you doiiing?
Chris: UUUH!
Tom: Have you seen my latest YouTube video?
('I Don't Know' plays)
Tom: How was media? What did you do in media?
Mel: We watched something about some scousers playing football!
Chris: I wanna watch like 28 Days Later or-
Tom: Bing... Bing... Don't-
Chris: aaaAAAAH!
Tom: Stop, cock!
Chris: Stop it!
Chris: Yaaay!
Tom: Where did they take my girlfriend!?
Abby: *laughs*
Tom: Where have you beens?
Tom: We've gone around the whole school!
Tom: Have you had fun with the friendsicas?
Abby: Yiss.
Ruth: Oh, she's my girlfriend now.
Milky Joe: It was me!
Abby: Yeah I'm hers.
Abby: She- she marked her territory on me and now I'm hers.
Milky Joe: I'm in your film!
Tom: Ohoho... I hurt my ankle! Ohoo...
Ruth (laughing): Oh my god.
Abi: You killed the director. You killed the film, man!
Chris: Aaah!
Ruth (creepy baby voice): Tom, get up.
Chris: *a noise*
Tom: Can someone hold the camera, I have to give Bing his presents!
Ruth: Oooh yes, I've seen these!
Ruth: Get the presents!
Tom: First off, I got you a tie!
Tom: It smells like dead old man!
Tom: Someone probably died in that!
Chris: I love it when people die in my clothes, it's amazing.
Tom: Bing, I got you... Some 80s!
Tom: and then I got you some more 80s!!!
Tom: and then I got something for myself...
Tom: It's a mini cheese grater!
(everyone laughs)
Tom: Smell you tie some more, it smells like dead people!
Tom: So the best thing about these are is that they give you knitting instructions!
Chris: I don't know how to knit but I might learn now.
(everyone laughs some more)
Tom: Let's go inside.
Chris: Woollen, woollen, woollen.
Chris: Aaah, I have this!
Tom: That's not her camera though.
Chris: Whose camera is that!?
Abi: Canteen, canteen, canteen.
(badly whistling the Chocobo theme)
Tom: There's no calcium in orange juice!
Abby: Yes there is!
Tom: WhaaAAAT?!?!
Abby: We put it in it!
Tom: Nothing here is very tempting. Yet I am tempted.
Tom: I am obsessed with Black & White!
Tom: I just want to play it all the time!
Rosie: Yaaay!
Tom: But I have to- I have to resist because I have to cherish!
Tom: Let's do some lip syncing tests.
Tom: What shall I say?
Tom: Let go of my arm, you're hurting me!
Tom: Eeh!
(Tom and Chris screaming)
Tom: I'm bored of this game.
(Abby drowns for some reason)
Robot Guy: It's okay...
Tom: How did you not love Black & White?
Robot Guy: Well I think Black & White 2 could be a lot better.
Tom: It's amazing, I'm playing it at the moment. It is absolutely ground-ball-busting-ly incredible!
Rosie: I just suck it!
Robot Guy: *explosion noises* Just continuous like... pounding!
(disinterest intensifies)
Tom: To that place that we're going yeeeah.
Ruth: We're sneck(?)
Max: It's a video of me and Ruth being, like, proper English gangsters.
Bryn: I thought this room was free an' then-
Tom: Oh no!
Bryn: But- So I might- Sorry- have to go find a room-
Tom: He's off.
Chris: My secure package from DerrickComedy is on it's way.
Tom: Hooray!
Tom: Woah, it's hot in here.
Bryn: That's just what I was thinking.
(intense economics)
Chris: We have a barn for the night.
Chris: Get my drum kit in there. We could jam in a barn.
Lizard Man: The invasion begins at dawn.
Tom: So yeah, where are the girls?
Tom: Phone them up good, Bingy!
Chris: Hello there! We're finished now.
Chris: You're on the quad? We're about to see you.
Chris: Hello there!
Tom: Oh, we should go to the skip! Yay!
Chris: I can't get gay cream!
Chris: Woaw!
Chris: That's our harem!
Tom: Well there's also a Mina but she doesn't come on cameras.
Tom: What's in the skip?
Tom: Is that like a sand belt?
Abi: That is a really good chair!
Tom: Aww, Ruth!
Ruth: Reading Festival, mate.
Tom: Come back!
Tom: Where did you go?
Tom: Ruth got a chair!
Rosie: Is she keeping it?
Tom: Bread and milk. Bread and milk. Bread and milk-
Tom: Shut up now.
Tom: Chocolate rain!
Tom: Bing... Is a puppet!
Tom: Look at 'im go!
Chris: You can be comfy anywhere!
Abby: Cold...
Chris: They look so beautiful.
Abby: You've only got a short sleeve shirt ooOOON!
Abi: Bye, Thomas!
Tom: Bye, Abi!
Tom: See you around!
Tom: Sit next to a Rosie.
Tom: And I'll sit next to Bing!
Tom and Chris (singing): Reuben ticket!
Tom and Abby: Bwab wub wab wab-
(realistic gun sounds)
Tom: Mama...
(friendly flower)
Tom: Extreme napping!
Tom: Look at them... Running away.
Abby: Where're we going?
Tom: Uuh... Out!
(Yes/No/Goodbye! by Hot Club De Paris plays)
Abby: That's where I was raped! (um...)
Abby: I need to so baaad!
Tom: Grand arcade is grand!
Tom: This is where chavs still live!
Tom: Pigeon, you suck!
Tom: This book is not nice.
Tom: Oh no!