At least now you know what kind of girl he likes.
Yeah, I do. He likes Kale.
So, you can move on now.
Oh, I see what you're saying.
I should stop being myself and be who he wants me to be.
No, I'm not saying that at all.
That's terrible advice.
No, you're right.
I just have to be even more crunchy and hippie than she is.
I have to out Kale, Kale.
You’re a genius, Tomiks.
You're not listening to me.
No, you’re amazing.
Why’s everyone staring?
Haven’t you ever seen a girl who loves the environment so much
she wears clothes made out of food scraps.
Why are you wearing trail mix?
I am fighting for my man and my weapons are raisins, oats, pecans, and squirrels.
Squirrels!
[screaming]
I wanted to ask you’d go shopping with me to find something for Freddy?
It’s our one month-a-versary.
- Yay. - I know.
The first month with my first boyfriend.
I really want to get him just the right thing.
You two seem like good friends and you know what he likes.
I would love to.
And Freddy doesn’t have to know I helped at all.
You do so much, Summer.
Bye.
[laughing]
I'm not sure anything in this dumpster's right for Freddy.
What do you think the perfect gift is for him?
Perfect gift.
Hmm.
I hate hats! I hate hats! I hate hats!
A hat! He loves hats!
Really? I’ve never seen him wear a hat.
Oh, you don’t know him like I know him.
We always call him Freddy the… hat guy.
Well, that’s a great idea.
I'll make him a hat from something we find right here.
A garbage hat. Now, we can call him Freddy the garbage hat guy.
If I could just make Freddy's face light up,
I'd be so happy to know that he's happy.
Wow, you really are a nice person.
You remind me of McKenna Daugherty from...
Terminal Hearts.
That's my favorite book!
Mine too!
Oh, she’s always going out of her way to help someone out… like you.
Well, she might be a teensy bit better person than me.
What am I doing? Kale doesn’t deserve this.
Am I becoming a bad person?
The answer is yes.
The mirror’s taking too long.
The Summer I know wouldn’t change herself for anyone.
And she certainly wouldn't try to steal someone's boyfriend.
Why are you just telling me this now?
I’ve been telling you for three days!
Part of me knew that.
But I didn't listen. And now it's too late.
Is it too late?
- She gave him the terrible gift already? - No.
She was going to give it to him in the last bell rings.
You still have three minutes.
I can stop her if I leave right now!
Yes, go!
Don’t! Stop!
Believin’?
No, I mean, don’t give him that.
Give him this.
Trust me.
Of course I trust you.
You’re my friend.
Hey, what's in the box?
It's a present for you.
Cool. I got you this.
Oh, Freddy. I love him!
Is he endangered?
He was the last one on the shelf.
Good enough.
Oh man!
Dave Grohl signature series drumsticks!
You know me better than I know myself!
[gasping]
I’m just gonna let you have your moment.
Happy Month-a-versary, Kale.
Happy Month-a-versary, Freddy.
[sighing]
You did the right thing.
Yeah, I know. I'm a good person.
Guess my reward is knowing that.