WIL WHEATON: Hello, internet.
I've affixed a tiny telephoto lens to my computer in my
office because it makes me feel like you are HAL 9000 and
I'm trying to get you to open the pod bay doors.
There's no new TableTop this week, but there is a gag reel
from last week's episode, Alhambra.
And we will be back next week with an all
new episode of TableTop.
It is called Chez Geek.
Playing Chez Geek with my friend and editor Andrew
Hackard who is the Munchkin Czar over at
Steve Jackson Games.
And also, my very good friends Paul and Storm, who some of
you may know as my co-conspirators and
co-founders of w00tstock.
Along with our friend Adam Savage, a hilarious comedy
music duo, and soon to be world famous Geek & Sundry
program show having guys?
Their show Learning Town premiers next
week, January 15.
It is Tuesday, January 15.
The program is called Learning Town.
It's really funny.
I've been lucky enough to see a lot of it as they've been
working on it.
And I want you to watch it, I want you to enjoy it, and I
want you to tell all of your friends about it.
That is Learning Town, premiering right here on the
Geek & Sundry channel, Tuesday, January 15 at
internet o'clock.
So I hope you like it, and I hope you like the Chez Geek
episode that will follow on Thursday.
And until next week, my dear lovelies, play more games!
-And hold up your box.
Yes, perfect.
WIL WHEATON: I'm 12.
When I started gaming, 25 years ago, I went to the game
shop every Saturday to do a lot of this.
Today on TableTop, Dodger Leigh, Shane Nickerson and
Ashley Johnson are here to play a classic, classic,
classic, that classicked a classic.
And Shane Nickerson are here to play an
award-winning classic.
I can feel you judging me.
I can feel it.
I can feel you judging me.
And Shane Nickerson are here.
Award-winning classic.
Warm up your TARDIS, because we are crowing.
Players also receive bonus points for each segment of
their longest contiguous wall.
-But then you've got to keep going into--
WIL WHEATON: Balls!
---how to play Alhambra.
WIL WHEATON: No, I'm just going to--
and that's it.
Which player will have the most beautiful palace?
Who will win this game?
Huh?
What?
Can I ask more questions?
Will we ever find out?
I would not be able to play this game with Felicia Day,
because Felicia's OCD on these cards being
in different places.
The game that we would actually be playing--
I would be playing a mini game which is called Wil does this.
You gave me the same?
Listen, I'm not going to say it, but you're really--
ASHLEY JOHNSON: Do not say it.
I know what you're going to say.
WIL WHEATON: But the look you gave me was listen, I'm not
going to say it out loud, but you're really [BLEEP]
up.
I know this look, because I get it from my
wife all the time.
That's not good.
That's also not good.
That doesn't help me.
This also doesn't help me.
That sort of helps me, but it doesn't help me the way that I
want to be helped.
Why aren't you helping me the way I want to be helped?
Why don't you just listen to me when I talk to you instead
of trying to solve all my problems?
It's what I'm saying.
I just want you to listen.
SHANE NICKERSON: He does this sometimes.
[INAUDIBLE].
WIL WHEATON: Dodger, you get 11.
DODGER LEIGH: Oh, OK.
Can you hit me with a green?
Thank you.
WIL WHEATON: Wow, that's pretty nice.
SHANE NICKERSON: Dodger.
ASHLEY JOHNSON: Amazing.
Where you at?
WIL WHEATON: Yep, 17.
DODGER LEIGH: I would say I'm sorry--
WIL WHEATON: But you're not.
DODGER LEIGH: But I'm not.
WIL WHEATON: Who drew that card?
ASHLEY JOHNSON: I did.
WIL WHEATON: All right, so it's my turn then as we--
ASHLEY JOHNSON: [BLEEP].
WIL WHEATON: --move in.
She said [BLEEP].
Aw, [BLEEP].
OK.
And then you buy and then you add--
DODGER LEIGH: Excellent.
SHANE NICKERSON: She even has the judges in her pocket.
DODGER LEIGH: Done.
WIL WHEATON: Wow.
OK.
DODGER LEIGH: All right.
SHANE NICKERSON: Did you pay them exact change?
WIL WHEATON: OK, Shane, will you move my little dude up
five points please?
No, the other way.
DODGER LEIGH: 11, 12, 13.
SHANE NICKERSON: Oh, too many, right?
WIL WHEATON: Yep, that's too many.
I'm sorry, you went over 100.
DODGER LEIGH: Dang it.
WIL WHEATON: And just like in old 8-bit [INAUDIBLE] video
games, your score resets to zero.
DODGER LEIGH: Resets to zero.
WIL WHEATON: Got a kill screen coming up, guys.
There's a good chance that I'm going to fall down.
My job is not easy as some people think it is.
Who didn't fall down?
DODGER LEIGH: This guy!
WIL WHEATON: This guy!
SHANE NICKERSON: I still think you should celebrate loserdom.
WIL WHEATON: I'm going to do that.
SHANE NICKERSON: Not you, personally.
ASHLEY JOHNSON: Yeah, because you were second-- well.
SHANE NICKERSON: Well, you could, but I'm not saying you
need to celebrate loserdom.
This is going bad.
ASHLEY JOHNSON: Wow.
WIL WHEATON: Let's start over.