Here come my parents.
[crying]
SpongeBob, hi honey! We're here.
C'mon, SpongeBob. Hurry, hurry son.
Your mother has dinner waiting.
Hi mom.
Hello Mrs. Squarepants. Let me help you with these bags.
Mom!
And you remembered to get dressed today.
[all laughing]
Oh, dear mother!
What have these foul-mouthed heathens done to you?
You two should be ashamed!
Making an old lady faint with your sailor talk!
You should all be ashamed.
And if you're going to talk like sailors,
then you're going to work like sailors.
[dinging]
Hello?
[gasping]
SpongeBob!
No good, Mr. Krabs.
Allow me, boys.
Great! Now that me laundry's in the trunk...
There's room for you to sit up front!
Let's go bake some cookies, boys!
- Hooray! - Hooray!
You don't have to be a baby, to get all grandma's love.
[sniffling]
I don't?
Of course not.
No matter how grown up you get, you'll always be my little baby boy.
[kissing]
And remember, you can kiss your grandma and still be an adult.
Here you go.
Thanks, Grandma.
[chewing]
[snoring]
You can let go of the spoon now, Grandma.
There, oop! Looks like you got a little on your face.
Here, let me.
There you are, there you are, darling.
Oh, Plankton, you always were my favorite granddaughter.
[snorting]
Bubble Bass, why do you think it's funny to pack your mother in a box
and drag her all over town?
Mother?
We'll just see how you like it!
Mom!
What? What? What's all the yelling?
You just can't wait for me to die, can you?
They're selling chocolate.
- Chocolate? - Yeah!
What? What are they selling?
Chocolate!
- What? - Chocolate!
I can't hear you!
They're selling chocolate!
- They're selling chocolate? - Yeah!
Chocolate.
I remember when they first invented chocolate.
Sweet, sweet chocolate.
I always hated it!
You haven't been helping at all with Junior!
We made a commitment and you're not doing your share.
You never do anything.
I changed his diaper.
Yeah, once.
He's only this big.
How many diapers could he possibly use?
Hmm?
Oh, that's not so much.
Hmm?
So?
Hmm?
[gasping]
I had no idea.
What kind of father am I?
I'll make it up to you, buddy. I promise.
So, what's the plan for today?
No more fooling around.
From now on, I'm super dad.
I'll work straight through lunch so I can get home on time.
So make sure you save a big ol' stinky diaper for me to change,
And you can take the night off, pal.
Great, so I'll see you at six o'clock.
Six o'clock.
Twelve o'clock, midnight.
[laughing]
Oh boy, that was some party!
Oh, hey SpongeBob. Hey Junior.
[tapping]
What?
Oh, nothing.
Oh, what a relief.
For a second I thought you were mad at me.
Do you remember what you said to me this morning?
Something about root beer, right?
[sighing]
No.
Oh wait, wait. Let me guess.
I give up.
Does, "you can take the night off, pal" ring a bell?
I don't need this!
What!? Where do you think you're going?
I'm going back to work!
Work!?