- Would you like to be mine?
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- You have to hide him. No way.
He's in danger and I'm sure you'll be able to
protect him much better than I could.
Sookie I'll be the first place they'll look.
They who?
The witches who did this.
Witches.
Oh great.
Now I have to deal with witches.
No, not my problem.
Actually. You're living in his house.
So it is your problem.
- But it's my house?
Thanks a lot, Pam.
I'll just go to Bill.
Tell Bill, and I will rip you to pieces.
This is where I spend my days.
Does anyone ever get in there with you?
This is not a place for you.
So we can never sleep beside each other.
No one else knows where I rest.
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- Eric.
Yeah.
I wanna be that girl again, the one in the white dress.
I want my life back,
which is why I'm rescinding your invitation to my house.
Goodnight Miss. Sookie.
Goodnight Eric.
Where were you tonight around 11 O'clock?
Here with a veteran.
Doing this for the last six hours.
You seem surprised, is Bill's stamina not up to snuff.
Let the girl go.
Oh, so you'd like to negotiate.
Let the girl go.
Fine.
The girl can go, but I'll need something in exchange.
What? Let me think.
Your lives.
Kill yourselves and she walks free.
Both of you.
Good one.
Don't laugh too much.
You wouldn't want your lips to fall off.
Come on at least make them a real offer they'll
listen, I know them.
I accept. Fine.
What? No. No.
Quiet.
I have your word.
You will set her free.
Free as a resurrected bird.
Bill, you can't.
I hope we can finish this before your mother comes back.
No problem. I ate a whole jar of mayonnaise once.
I had to watch.
Bill how come you can't have ice cream?
You might say that I'm lactose intolerant.
Is Bill your boyfriend?
Bill would you say that you're my boyfriend.
Well, I suppose I'd have to ask permission
from Coby and Lisa. Would it be all right with you
if I was aunt Sookie's boyfriend?
Do you buy her flowers?
Oh, why, no, I- I haven't yet.
You better. Rene buys flowers for mama all the time.
Then I will have to mend my ways.
You do that, then we'll talk.
Can we see your fangs?
I don't think that's going to be possible?
Why certainly.
(laughing)
It's a miracle.
What is?
You.
Your body-
is amazing.
So is yours.
(upbeat music)
It's snowing.
(upbeat music continues)