Where was I?
You were saying that Friendversary celebrates the day Presley and I met.
And now we exchange gifts,
and one year my gift was so thoughtful it made Lex cry.
And the next year my gift made Presley cry even harder.
And then it became a competition
to see who could make the other cry more tears of joy.
And as a trophy, the winner gets this scarf
and I've been trying to get this since the day we met.
You're telling all the good parts.
I looked forward all year to reading this on Friendversary Eve!
Presley wants us to distract Jaget so she can win the competition.
You got that from her doing this?
We've been besties a long time.
How is she not getting brain freeze?
She's getting it.
She's getting it bad.
She's fighting through it for us.
Classic tortoise and hare. Stump approves.
- It's Friday! - Let's dance!
My favorite clothes are pants!
My dad's sister's my...
Aunt!
Hardly rhymes, but don't care, 'cause it's the...
- Weekend! - Weekend!
Won't be needing this anymore.
You're dead to me.
Presley, you will need it on Monday.
- That's, like, four days away. - Two days.
And I can't think that far ahead, Lex.
We're never gonna be able to pay back Tedward.
And we'll be scraping the dump for the rest of our lives!
Hey! When life throws fire sprinklers at us, do we back down?
- I think we should. - No!
We rise up. We get through this.
Together!
What is going on in here?!
Too late!
Ooh, we fixed it!
We know how challenges work.
Five, six, seven, eight!
[music starts playing]
Got room for one more walrus?
Before this trash compactor turns us into trash cubes,
I have a confession.
From kindergarten through second grade
I thought your name was Bresley.
A lot of people did.
I had trouble pronouncing my P's until all my grown-up teeth came in.
Aw, I remember that. You were adorable.
Thanks.
Now focus!
Oh, are you OK?
Why... Why are you holding on to each other?
Because we support each other.
Uh-huh.
And we show our support by...
supporting!
That's sweet... and strange.
Why do we call our App "Kidding"?
- It's not "Kidding". - It's "KidDING".
Like when you want help from a kid.
KidDING will be right over.
KidDING! Best prices in town!
KidDING...
Hey, I get it now.
You did say we only have to work until the store closes.
Right! We get paid and go home early.
No, guys! When life throws itchiness at us, do we back down?
- Yes. - All the time.
No, we rise up.
We finish what we started.
So we're going to march back into that store,
put on these wool suits,
and get through this, together!
I can't take the itching anymore! I was wrong! I was wrong!
Good, then let's shut this place down.
Antwerp's coming!
Can we please focus on the cake?
Yes. I made it four layers to represent the four of us
coming together to have a great weekend.
I love when you express yourself with cake.
I can't believe this is happening on Friendiversary!
You know what?
Before my lips freeze shut, I want to say something.
Friendiversary should be a celebration, not a competition.
Sounds like loser talk to me.
I'm being serious.
You mean the absolute world to me.
I feel the same way.
I couldn't ask for a better friend.
Are you trying to move your hand and do a fist bump, too?
Yep, nothing's moving.
If I know Karina, she'd want us to have that cake.
That does sound like her.
What are you whispering about?
Princess secrets.
Give us the cake.
I mean, give us thy cake.
We will take it over and present it to Karina princess style
while you wait here.
It is just part of our princess birthday duties.
Yeah, but, I don't understand--
All will be explained later.
Princess Lex, give me a hand with this.
Ciao, ciao!
I can't believe she went to my house.
How dare she do what I did?
I can't believe she fought through the snow just to see me.
- Are you crying? - No!
I gotta call that thoughtful, little snake.
Open mine first.
You're looking at a year's worth of--
Friendship tears?!
Yeah. How'd you know?
Open my gift.
Is this a jar full of your friendship tears?
And that means that we both...
Do you wanna...?
Oh, no! Your tears!
It's OK.
I'm making more.
I'll help you.
[crying]