Max.
Your father is sorry. He had to work.
He said he was gonna be here. He promised.
l know, but he promises that he is gonna see you tomorrow.
Okay ? He's gonna pick you up from school. All right ?
So come on. Make a wish.
[ Thinking ] l wish that for only one day...
Dad couldn't tell a lie.
[ Everyone Cheering ]
Mmm. That was incredible.
Was it good for you ?
l've had better.
[ Gasping ]
''l've had better'' ?
[ Buzzing ]
''l've had better'' ?
''l've had better.''
[ Chuckles ]
[ Laughing ]
- [ Sighs ] - [ Elevator Bell Dings ]
- Hi. - Hi.
- New in the building ? - Yeah, l just moved in Monday.
- Oh ! You like it so far ? - Everybody's been real nice.
Well, that's because you have big jugs.
l mean, your boobs are huge.
l mean, l wanna squeeze 'em. [ Gasps ]
Mama. [ Sucking Sounds ]
- [ Slap ] - [ Elevator Bell Dings ]
- Any change, mister ? - Absolutely.
- Could you spare some ? - Yes, l could.
- Will ya ? How come ? - Mm-mm.
Because l believe you will buy booze with it !
l iust wanna get to the office without being confronted by the decay of Western society !
Plus, l'm cheap ! [ Gasps ]
Jerk off !