hi my name is Elwood and for my
admissions essay I'm going to tell all
of you at Harvard why I'm going to make
an amazing lawyer as president of my
sorority I'm still the commanding the
attention of a room and discussing very
important issues it has come to my
attention then the maintenance staff is
switching our toilet paper from Charmin
to generic all those opposed to changing
please say aye
hey either type of opera or neither type
of rap is on sale be either type of jazz
neither type of opera is on sale see
neither type of I'm able to recall
hundreds of important details at the
drop of a hat hey L do you know what
happened on Days of Our Lives yesterday
why yes Margo I do once again we join
hope in the search for her identity as
you know she's been brainwashed by the
Eagles Stefano
1:43 I feel comfortable using legal
jargon in everyday life I object