Back in 2004, Lauren Bow Bert's husband,
Jason Bowe Bert, was arrested for indecent exposure because he
decided to reveal his penis to waitresses at a restaurant.
He was trying to show off a tattoo that he apparently has on his penis and
turned out one of the waitresses was 17.
But what's Lauren Gobert saying about that today?
Is there any apology for it?
Is she admitting that it was a terrible decision.
He made a mistake that he has really rehabilitated himself on?
No, no, she's providing cover for her perverted husband who decided to
expose his penis to waitresses who didn't ask for it.
So, in a recently released memoir and it's hilarious that don't write memoirs,
like, if you haven't done anything in your life yet or ever.
>> Well, let's be clear, she didn't.
You think Lauren Barber like sat down a desk with a big pile of paper and
started scrolling out like she's typing away?
No, she had nothing to do with this.
Maybe they, she talked to the ghost writer for three hours or whatever.
That's it.
>> Yeah, no, you're right about that.
But let's get back to her perverted husband.
So in this recently released memoir, she writes, quote, Jason and
my stepfather went to the Rifle bowling alley and got to chatting over drinks.
Bow Burt wrote, forgetting to include that she was also out with a pair,
as was originally reported in 2021 by salon.
The female bartender flirted with Jason it was her fault, she was the slut, right?
>> Okay.
>> Having heard previously from his friends what a catch he'd be.
They even teased her by saying he'd gotten a great tattoo in a private area,
which made her curious so she pressed Jason to show it
to her right there at the bar, he ignored her and was embarrassed.
She was doing it in front of my stepfather.
She wouldn't stop.
>> It was the stepfather's presence.
I think that stopped him briefly.
>> Yeah.
>> But anyway, >> No, no,
her account of this is BS completely.
And I'll explain in a moment, but here's more of her account.
At this point, her husband felt the need to settle the dispute as Boebert alleges
he decided he'd heard enough, stood up and
acted like he was going to unzip his pants, she wrote.
Before he got that far, the owner of the bowling alley intervened, okay?
So first of all, even if her interpretation of the events were
accurate, it's already pretty terrible for him.
>> Okay, for the whole group It's bad.
>> Yeah. >> Yeah, I don't trust her at all.
>> Yeah. >> But even if we believed her,
that's terrible.
>> So like, again, I don't believe her, but eventually he's like, all right?
Fine, I'll show you my penis tattoo in front of my, like soon to be in law.
>> As you do.
>> In the middle of a bar by the way.
>> In a bowling alley.
>> Yeah.
>> Okay, so here's what actually happened.
The bartender was 17, okay?
By the way, bartenders shouldn't be 17 years old,
can we just like acknowledge that?
Why is there a 17 year old?
Like, what's going on in Colorado?
Let's get it together people.
Like, why is there a 17 year old handling alcohol?
>> People have got many.
>> No, of course, like the 17 year old wants to make money, I get that.
But aren't there laws against this?
>> Yeah, I feel like, yeah, I was a busser when I was like 14,
I handled alcohol >> Now at the time,
Lauren Gilbert herself was also 17 and he was 24.
But here's what actually happened.
This is how witnesses describe the actual event.
Erica Ann Coombs, a witness wrote that after harassing a third
person identified as Nora Jason, Boebet told, Coombs and
another young woman identified as Trisha that he had a tattoo on his penis, okay?
So Trish and I were standing at the bar and this is according to Erica.
And she came up and looked at my tattoo on my back and
she pulled down her sock and said, look, my tattoo is fading.
Then Jason said, I have a tattoo on my penis, okay?
Used a slang word for that.
>> Yeah.
>> Trish and I said, yeah, whatever and turned away to ignore him.
Then Jason came up behind us and pulled his penis out of his pants.
His thumb was covering the head and all I saw was the shaft Trish and
I turned away and went and told Larry.
For his part, Boebert told deputies that he had not in fact exposed himself but
had instead.
It's funny stories changed.
It's different from what Loren Boebert's now saying, but
he had pushed his thumb through the zipper of his pants, intending it to be a prank.
That account however, was challenged in a second witness statement this time
from Tricia who wrote quote, I know what a thumb.
I know that wasn't a thumb because thumbs aren't six inches long, okay?
Anyway, Lauren the pious one, you're going around moralizing, you're going
around justifying the controlling of other women's bodies by the government.
What do you really have to say about the fact that your husband
is a disgusting pervert who pulled his penis out and
showed in this case a 17 year old along with others at that bar?
>> Whoever happened to be in the area, it was just fine.
And again, like, to me now, like when,
when we initially found out who Lauren Boebert was this stuff being in her past
made it seem ridiculous that they had chosen her and still does in hindsight.
She's done far worse stuff since she got into office.
Like, what he was up to back when she was 17 suddenly seems a bit quaint.
But yeah, but it does make it even more ridiculous.
Why was she the one?
I love the people we get stuck with.
There are so many people in America and yet she's the best.
They she's they've now had two years with her where she's accomplished literally
nothing and she's gonna be their nominee again.
There no better republican in her district.
Hundreds of thousands of people they can't get anyone better.
In the same way that there is no more qualified Republican than
Herschel Walker to be a senator in that state.
We have no standards whatsoever for our elected officials.
>> No, no standards at all.
And while right wingers run around calling educators who wanna provide
a safe environment for their students, including their queer students.
Safe environment, they call those teachers, groomers,
they make those teachers out to be predators.
But it's always projection, it's always projection, and
in this case you have Lauren Boeberts husband exposing
his penis in the middle of a bar and somehow he's not a bad guy.
Somehow, the women who had to deal with that are the bad ones because he's
such a catch, everyone in town was talking about what a catch he was and
they were flirting with him.
So it's their fault.
>> Yeah, I think if a teacher in a school were to pull his penis out for
17 year old students that's not grooming now,
that's just it's a youthful indiscretion or whatever, I guess.
>> As long as you find Jesus afterwards, it's totally fine.
People are sick.