Ever since my hit PBR video- well it's only one of two videos I've in the past month that's
cracked 4k views- people have been asking for more beer reviews.
Asking but not watching them.
Natural Light seems to have been one of the more popular- Nasty Nate Outdoors, Sunshyn21-
and while the Chug Dude didn't ask specifically I can feel he need some confirmartion bias
on his favorite beer.
"DIDNT SAY IT WAS MY FAVORITE".
So what's natural light other than only a partially true combination of two words, and
an adequate replacement for drinking water in Missouri?
It's a lifestyle.
And you're like wow, so they don't only come in suitcases.
Yeah this is lunch break size.
Natural Light is an American style yellow beer, sometimes called a light beer.
At about 4.20 % alcohol by volume you'd need at least three to get ready for a fight, and
about 11 to win.
You're like sounds good but let's get to the review.
Let's see that perfect pour buddy.
That way in case I spill anything the smell blends in.
And as you might be aware I believe this is the first time Natural Light has been seen
outside of the can other than mixed in with vomit or filtered through the Kidney's of
a 60 year old.
On top it has a bunch of foamy white shit, and below some not foamy yellow stuff.
Like if you added some yellow food coloring to water.
Little known fact water and food coloring are two of the four ingredients in natural
light, and not until the brewmaster at Anheuser-Busch adds a capful of corn syrup and a dash of
rubbing alcohol is the beer considered brewed.
What's that smell.
No I'm serious, do you smell that?
I can't...
no... ok it's the beer.
The beer has a faint aroma of a watered down apple juice- often considered the holy grail
of beer smells.
Look it up on beer advocate.
And uh yeah, that's all I got.
Ok my favorite part.
So luck would have it, it tastes about how it smells.
How about a quick shitty story.
(Chorus of "Nos") No, naw I'm good, No thanks dude, I mean I have somewhere to do so, if
you can just cut this...
At work we have this lady you used to be from Germany, who ain't no more- and she loves
themeing the cafeteria during whatever month of the year October Fest takes place in with
I dunno German things.
And they make this fake beer out of Sparkling apple cider and water, and well other than
having a richer color it tastes almost exactly like Natural Light.
Although if we get technical about it, it's a little more like a sparkling watered won
pair juice.
Mouthfeel tends to be wet, and it just falls down the throat.
Ok I think that's about it.
Natural Light tends to be a favorite beer among sportsman, step-dads, you're uncle that's
really not related to your mom, but sure hangs around a lot, also guys who film themselves
playing with axes in their backyard, people who watch race cars but don't race cars, guys
who buy flannel shirts at costco, and men who forget to put ladders away for a few weeks.
If those are anything that sounds like something you'd do, I recommend going with the family
sized 30 pack, and sitting in your garage all weekend fixing your lawnmower.
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