Hello lions, snakes eagles, and badgers! Welcome back to my Wizarding channel I'm
Rebecca Felgate, your friendly neighborhood Slytherin and as you guys
may know... I love Harry Potter, it's no secret I have a channel dedicated to it!
I love reading around the topic,I love doing research, however sometimes there
is such a thing as doing too much research on Harry Potter ....and I've come
across some weird stuff. There are some things about the Harry Potter universe
that I don't want to see and I don't want to know therefore today I am
bringing you a rare video about few things that should stay locked away in
screaming books very very far in the forbidden section of the Hogwarts
library. Wizards pop those copies of The History of Magic away and muggles get
your fingers off the keyboard because Google begone... Today I bring to you a few
things that you should NEVER google about Harry Potter. Trust me. Okay first
up, don't ever search for Hot Voldemort ....just like don't do it! You'll be very
very confused! the Dark Lord should never be considered
as anything other than a slit nosed viper and bringer of doom.... he's a killer ! He
needs to stay firmly away from any thoughts regarding your Chamber of
Secrets... get what I mean? Also googling Hot Voldemort brings up gifs like this....
Next up we have Sectumsempra. Okay so this curse from Harry Potter and the
Half-blood Prince is pretty gruesome... anyway and it kind of needs to stay
firmly in the imagination. You don't need to see fan art about this kind of thing.
The grim....really grim. I feel like that Harry Porter movies weren't that bad
with their portrayal... but there is some dark Sectumsempra drawings out there.
Okay next up, we have Hagrid's parental situation....
Hagrid's dad is a human, Hagrid's mum is a giant. I don't know how that works nor do
I want to so maybe don't google it.... like seriously so many questions, but they
need to say questions some questions should never have answers. Creepy
This next one made me instantly think of youtuber Sophie aka the Bakeey we have
Snapewives. Are you listening Sophie?! Snape Wives are a group of middle-aged
women who believe that they're either engaged or married to Severus Snape.
A lot of people out there think that they are Mrs. Snape but none of
them are Sophie.... what's going on? No more who's Lily, like who the Snape Wives?!
The Snape Wives were most active in 2006 but the community is still thriving in a
small corner at the Internet... they get pretty intense about the potions master
and they write all kinds of lustful sentences about him and weird poetry.
Severus, come to me. Be the light for me, so I can see..... life's beauty... guide me to
destiny. Just an excerpt of one of the more
PG Snape Wife poems.Oh sorry sorry Sophie, you've got some competition!
For your own insanity the next thing not to Google is how time-turner's work. Anything that
involves a heavy analysis of how the time-turner works is just gonna spoil
your enjoyment of the books. Time is really tricky and using it as a focal
feature for an entire book and an entire play is troublesome it leaves a lot of
plot holes and for one I just kind of like to think that yeah it happened,
rather than being like, no. There is such thing as over analysis and that's when
we stop googling Time-Turner's. Don't do it .... why how why why why why why ha
why but how what what what what.... ow...just hit myself in the face with that.
now I really really warn you against ever researching this
too far....please don't google what Wizards used to do before they had
toilets because the answer is not pretty. JK Rowling revealed a few gross facts
about what Wizards used to do before the 1800s- this was when they adopted muggle
kind of plumbing. That's right, there was a time that Wizards didn't have toilets....
and they had a certain way of dealing with their waste disposal.
JK Rowling let us know in half Hogwarts an incomplete and unreliable guide and
oh my goodness....ergh! Don't be tempted to Google flobbleworms.... even though they're
not real they're very very gross and people have tried to capture things that
look are like flubber worms and worms in general and any grub like things, they're
slimy really freak me out! Okay finally.... do not whatever you do if you hold the
Harry Potter books and movies in any kind of sanctity or esteem.... Do not google
My Immortal. So those of you unaware my, immortal is an extremely not safe for
YouTube piece of Harry Potter fanfiction.
Basically back around the dawn of the age of the forum a fan fiction writer
called bloody rists with an R wrote a kind of
triggering piece of Harry Potter fanfiction and it was raunchy and weird
and disturbing and I'm not sure that any of us will ever be clean.... The protagonist
is Called Ebony Darkness Dementia Raven Way and she attends Hogwarts ....and she's a
vampire oh by the way Hogwarts is now for some reason not in Scotland but now in
England ..... so triggering. So basically Ebony the vampire is
sorted into Slytherin because, obviously. She has a weird or raunchy relationship
with Draco and also Harry... who's also a vampire. Why why... oh and she makes several
points that highlight that she's a goth but she spells it GOFF with an F.
All in all I would say don't Google any Harry Potter fanfiction if you hold the
books very dear to you because there's some creepy creepy stuff out there...
Athough I do fully support Drapple travel for life I actually recently made
a really good video of my friends shippers Guide to the galaxy where we
discuss a few fanfiction pairings but still stay away from My Immortal. Trust
me. So there's everything that I can think of for now we should not Google
surrounding the world of Harry Potter.... do you have any other suggestions? Have
you found a few things that you wish that other fans would not find ever and
we could just bury it very very deep in the dungeon? Let me know! Also,
you naughty witches and wizards watching did you actually Google any of these
things cuz if so I'm sorry don't say I didn't warn you and how do we clean our
eyeballs because if we could My Immortal could be scraped away from the back of
my brain! Oh thank you guys for watching this video, I've got a really exciting
collaboration coming up in the next couple of weeks so stay tuned for that....
why don't you leave me some video suggestions down below I'm open to
doing anything in the Harry Potter verse. If you want me to cover something.... then
let me know! I also have a patreon and all kinds of social media so if you want
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videos.... and I will see you Badgers, Lions, Snakes and Eagles
next time .....no more Snape Wives though.... just pop those away!