- Does one of you guys wanna do that?
- Holy
- She wants to do it, so you have to
- Yeah let's do it
- Ah nah, I'm good
- [Pauly D] Blindshake, she wants to go
on the real scary ride
that I love
[Upbeat Music Plays]
- See you!
Hell yeah!
Haha yeah
whoo!
[Distant Screaming]
Yea!
- [Pauly D] I go on the ride and I come down.
That was crazy
Thanks man
Are you kidding me? I couldn't even believe it
I don't know seeing things
- When are we going home?
- [Pauly D] A little while
- Oh my God, that's [Beep] Crazy
- Ohh
- Do you understand what I'm saying?
- Wow!
- [Vinny] Yo, Pauly D has a little situation on his hands
She definitely is stage 5 clinger
- Let's go home
- [Pauly D] Hang on, a few minutes
- Which one do you like,
the curly, the blonde, or the black hair?
- [Pauly D] In my head I'm like go home
like I don't even wanna deal with it anymore
- I don't wanna interrupt your little date
so I'm just gonna
- [Pauly D] Shut up
I'll call you when I get home
Like I told you
Like this is the third time I told her this already
I'll call you when I get home.
I really don't know what I'm gonna do with this girl
- [Vinny] I seen my soul kinas
- [Pauly D] Yeah, the whole time man
It's crazy, like I'll call you when I get home
- What's gonna happen?
- [Pauly D] These girls were so nervous about Danielle
We ended up just saying goodbye to these chicks
I got their number
We're gonna end up chilling with those girls later
They're fun to hang around with
- [Vinny] This must be them coming
- [Pauly D] No, no, no, that's Danielle
- [Vinny] Um, I'm not gonna answer it
- [Pauly D] Yeah, not even answer it
- [Vinny] What if it's them?
- [Pauly D] Answer it
and just be like um,
say I'm Mike.
- [Vinny] I'm Mike?
- [Pauly D] I'm not here.
[Answers Phone]
- [Vinny] Hello?
- [Danielle] Hi, can I speak with Pauly please Mike?
- [Vinny] Uh yo, Mike's not here
- [Danielle] Mike, this is Mike
Hello?
- [Vinny] Yo!
Yeah, hello?
- [Danielle] Yeah, who is this Vinny?
- [Vinny] Nah, it's Mike
- [Danielle] Mike, can I speak with Pauly please?
- [Vinny] Uh, he's not here right now
he went to uh,
um
yeah, he went to the boardwalk,
he went to the boardwalk
um
[Both Laughs]
- [Vinny] Mike's impression goes a little something
like this
Yo what up, my man at home
yo the house is cool
and you know everything that's
copeaesthetic
ya know I'm just going with the flow [Beep]
- You, who this?
- [Danielle] Danielle
- [Vinny] All right, yo Jenny
yo, you know when Pauly's coming back?
- [Danielle] No it's all good, it's fine. Thank you
- [Vinny] Yo Danielle, you want me to take a message?
- [Danielle] No, I'm good
- [Vinny] You sure you sure?
- [Danielle] Yes, it's all good. Bye.
- [Vinny] All right bye bye
All right kiss, I'll talk to you later
peace
- [Pauly D] Yo, that was perfect!
You sounded just like him
I told you I will call you
But, no she can't
so, I'm not gonna call her
and then I'll wait for her to call me again
cause I know she will
and then I'll tell her
Danielle, I can't have that, she's too crazy.
Take the phone off the hook.
- So did that girl Danielle call to Pauly?
- The Jewish girl?
- No, why? What happened?
- He's stalking his life
- And she like stalked him out
- [Sammi] Any girl that makes you
assure you've only hung out like 2 days
says "I heart Jewish girls"
within a time lag in it
there's something like a little screws loose up here.
- She stalks him now?
- [Sammi] Yeah
- She was following him around and just
- [Sammi] She was in another gullick stand
she like followed him
- What?!
- [Sammi] Called like all night
called this morning
- Is he freaked out by it?
- [Sammi] She's like, no, she would call and he would
he wouldn't answer the phone
- Yeah she called last night,
I picked up and just left it off the hook
- I find that fully entertaining.
That girl's gonna go psycho on him.
What is wrong with this girl?
[Phone Rings]
- [Vinny] Hello?
- [Danielle] Michael?
- [Vinny] Yes
- [Danielle] It's Danielle
Um, is he there?
- [Vinny] Yeah
Yo, you wanna take the call?
- Who is it?
- [Vinny] It's Danielle
- Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes
- Yes, let me get some popcorn, hold on.
- [Pauly D] This Danielle chick
is making me crazy
I just met the girl and um
she already stalked my whole life
What's up?
- [Danielle] I don't know what's wrong with you
but there's one thing that you should know about me
- [Pauly D] Mhm
- [Danielle] I don't like to be played
- [Pauly D] You don't like to be played
okay
- [Danielle] I feel stupid
- [Pauly D] Okay
- [Danielle] I kissed you in the club
I kissed you here
I kissed you on the boardwalk
Then you go out with there other girls
Than I am walking by
and see you on the deck with three girls
- [Pauly D] Is it my turn to talk yet?
- [Danielle] Wait!
- [Pauly D] Okay
- [Danielle] I wanted to see you yesterday [Beep]
- [Pauly D] Okay, my turn?
- [Danielle] If you're not gonna call
then don't say you're gonna call
It's that you cause that's when you have somebody else
- [Pauly D] Is it my turn yet?
- [Danielle] Actually, wait!
- [Pauly D] Okay
- [Danielle] I'm not stupid
- [Pauly D] Okay
- [Danielle] If you're that guy, then
you don't need this
go do your thing
go with all the little girls
do whatever you need to do
and that's it.
Now it's your turn
- [Pauly D] Okay
So you stalked my whole life on the boardwalk
- [Danielle] I did f****** stalk you
- [Pauly D] And then when I got home
I had every intention of calling you
but you had already called
and you said it wasn't a call
so you stalked my whole life on the boardwalk
it's my turn to talk
you stalked my whole entire life, right?
And I don't like that
I do nothing wrong and I
you know how I feel about
I'm talking now!
You know how I felt about you
you just have no trust whatsoever
so you thought I was creeping with those chicks
which I wasn't
I went out woodride
God bless me
it's f****** summer
yes, I was upstairs on a balcony with three chicks
and three dudes
Did I do anything?
No!
All we did was have a conversation
that's it!
All those girls have boyfriends
If you weren't such a f****** stalker
I would've called you when I got home
instead
- [Danielle] I'm not a stalker!
- [Pauly D] Yes, you are!
It's crazy!
I can't deal with that
- [Danielle] I'm not a stalker
I'm not crazy
I don't wanna look stupid!
- [Pauly D] You don't wanna look stupid
Don't you think that makes you look stupid?
Like, I'm not calling you
you call like a 100 times
- [Danielle] I didn't call you 100 times
- [Pauly D] How many times did you call?
- [Danielle] I called 3!
- [Pauly D] We took the phone off the hook last night
All I wanted to do was
call you when I got home
so we can hangout
You wouldn't let that happen
- [Danielle] Do you like me?
- [Pauly D] You were so worried on how you gonna look
because
people see me walking with three girls at
Oh my God blah blah I don't wanna look stupid
Well look how stupid you look
[Hangs Up Call]
[Sammi] Hahahaha
Yeah Pauly!
- [Pauly] Danielle's definitely out of the picture now
I think she got the point
I mean I hung up on her
Danielle does not looking for like uh
hookup
she's looking for a husband
and uh
not ready for that
She will come over here with a shotgun