Hello, fish!
Hello, Seaweed!
Hello, Text!
We're randos having a beach party!
Hey! You look expendable!
Rude!
you wanna go swim in the dark ocean?
Okay!
[drunk laughing]
Waaaaaaagh!
hahahahahaha!
(phrttt dive)
Ugh! I get sleepy when I drink!
I'm just swimmin all alone in the dark
I hope nothing bad happens to me!
ooooo what's this?
Om nom nom nom!
Oh no! Something bad is happening!
I'm expendable!
Hey everyone! The names Brody and I'm the chief of police.
I have an awesome wife and kids
And this island life is going great!
Nothing ever goes wrong here!
Hello
Someone was bitten in half!
Eeeeeeew what could possibly have done this?
Who knows!
It's a shark!
Close the beaches!
Shark's on the loose!
People's lives are at stake!
What about the economy?
OH you're right!
Welcome to the beach that should be closed!
Let's Play...
Guess who's gonna get eaten!
Is it gonna be this lady?
Or this small child?
Or maybe even the dog!
It's the dog.
Dude, where's my dog!
Oooo I love hot dogs!
Uh oh!
But now I want a kids meal!
Om nom nom nom
I knew there was a shark!
Can we please close the beaches now!
What about the economy!?!
I give up.
Closing the beach violates my rights!
I'm healthy and I'm fine! Rabble rabble Rabble
you're all a bunch of idiots!
You've got a problem!
A shark problem!
And I can fix it for ten thousand dollars!
We might come back to you later
But right now lets watch a bunch of morons try to get it first!
This is safe.
[boom]
We got the shark! HOoray!
That's the wrong shark!
That's dumb! You're dumb!
You killed my son!
Well technically the shark did but...
Ow
you didn't close the beaches
ow
But the mayor said
ow
You're not a leader!
Well that hurts!
Why are you doing this?
Character development
I'm sad
Are you copying me?
are you copying me?
Quick! Pretend you're mommy!
There she is!
Hey!
This is the wrong shark!
No it's not!
See! There should be a person in here!
I'm still out here!
Wow this is a fancy boat!
I know! he he. Lets never use it again.
The shark is still out there!
It's gonna eat everyone!
We could have a shark bite party!
Then people will become immune to shark bites!
What?????
Ugh Beaches Open!
We are so screwed!
The next attack is imminent Brody!
As long as it doesn't attack my family I'm good.
One Brody boy dinner coming right up!
Just kidding Ima eat this guy instead!
that was close!
You almost ate my son!
That's it!
Crotchety Shark Hunter!
Check
Steel shark cage?
Check!
Incompatible personalities?
Check!
Let's go get that fish!
What's wrong, chief?
I'm bored!
I thought shark hunting would be more exciting!
aaaagh!
Careful with the exploding air tanks!
Foreshadowing!
Who said that?
It was me!
[gasp]
If there was ever a moment for a quotable catch phrase...
It would be right now.
What's that, Chief?
How yall doin?
Yall ready to get eaten today?
How bout you eat this?
Ow! My fin!
Kill it!
Don't worry! He can't get away now.
Peace! I'm out y'all!
Barrels!
Next time let me use my poison!
No! My boat! MY RULES!
Barrels only!
But they don't work!
Barrels Only!
Look at this
I have a leg
No Look at my leg
How about you, chief?
Do you have a leg?
yeah show us your leg
You guys are really weird.
Do it!
I have a tummy.
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!
LEGS
hey.
you guys wanna hear my tragic backstory?
Stop bonding!
I'm trying to sleep!
The barrels back!
Where's the shark?
He's nowhere!
He... he probably left.
Okay.
Psych!
HA HA HA HA HA!
We better call for help!
Oh no you don't!
Help! Somebody Help!
Great! Well we dead!
Ooooo personal drama! My favorite!
Shut up!
Ow! Why do I keep swimming by this boat?
And another!
Stop it!
And and another!
That's it! You are so dead now!
I bet you can't pull three barrels under!
Oh yeah! Watch this!
Ha ha!
All your barrels are belong to me!
Where did he go?
I'm back!
He's just trollin us aint he?
I told you! Barrels don't work!
You got any better ideas?
As a matter of fact I do!
Shark cage!
check!
Shark Poison!
Check.
Shark itself?
Behind ya!
Ooooh I dropped it!
Curse my city hands!
How many bites does it take to get to the center?
One?
Two?
Three!
See ya!
Hey get back here!
Oh well I guess I wont focus on him anymore.
Ha ha!
He'll never think to find me down here in the ocean.
Oh no.
Hola!
Welcome to my mouth!
Come on down!
Don't let go.
I'll never let go.
Weeeeeeeeee
This is for all those barrels!
That's not pleasant!
Weeee(bubbles)
You taste like apricots!
Well.. This is great.
More please! Oh crap!
You wanna eat?
Try this!
Hey that's not people!
Well this is it.
I've only got one shot at this
I hope he doesn't wait till the boat's fully sunk.
Don't worry, I wont
Betcha can't hit me!
woop woop woop woop
Here comes the Nom Nom Nom Nom!
Shut up Sushi!
Ow!
Yeah! I did it!
I lived!
(cough) Oh it's getting in my mouth (cough)
And I lived too!
Yes. And you did absolutely nothing.
Lets get out of here
And paddle fast because we just chummed the water for more sharks