( music playing )
( squeaks )
Oh, Carson! You're here.
Oh, isn't he adorable?
He looks like you.
I was going to say he looks like you, dear.
And look at that.
The T.O.T.S. fliers dressed him up
in a little T.O.T.S. uniform so he could pretend
to be a delivery bird.
That's the cutest.
( cooing )
( squeaking )
Oh, look. I think Carson wants something.
Oh! Our first real test as parents--
figuring out what our baby wants.
Let's not panic. We've got this.
- Right. - He's pointing to his mouth.
- Both: He's hungry! - Oh, yeah.
We've got this whole mama/dad thing figured out.
Let's get you some baby food.
Who's ready for some Condor Crunchies?
Open wide for the choo-choo train. Ahh!
- Choo-choo! - No, choo-choo?
Okay. Want to play airplane?
( imitating jet engines )
Tugboat?
Tug-a-tug-a-tug-a.
Truck backing up?
Beep, beep, beep.
Maybe we don't have this whole mom and dad thing figured out.
All we have besides Condor Crunchies is cheese.
( squeaks )
I doubt Carson likes cheese.
What do you know? He does!
Oh, what a good little condor.