It's Christmaaa-
WAAALUIGI!
Mario: Yeah Hahaha!
Hey Luigi!
*Gibberish*
Luigi: Shut up before I stab you!
Toad: YEAH BIATCH! HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL?
P(B)itch: Ok!
*Alarm*
Luigi: ♪Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way.♪
Mario & Luigi: ♪Oh what fun it is to ride in a one horse-
Mario & Luigi: ♪Oh what fun it is to ride in a one horse- Cops: STOP RIGHT THERE!
Mario: ♪Oh what fun it is to ride in a one horse-
Cops: *Murders Mario*
Toad: Yay! Mario's death!
*Goomba noises*
Fatass: Ohhh...oh hoo hoo hoo!
Peach: Mario! NO!
..Mario: No. Mama Mia.
Here we go!
Let's-a go!
Goomba: SWEET MERCIFUL--
MARIO: OH BOY! :3
Damn This Gibberish...*Gibberish*
Mario: Ohohoho! Oh Yeah!
Flight attendant: Who's a good boy?
Not Burgerpants: YEEEEEEEEEESSS?
Mario: Say, I'm-a hungry! Have you got any food?
Not Burgerpants: D-Yeeah!
This is your captain.
We'll be experiencing some turbulence.
At this time, I'm going to ask that you-
Villager: DIE, BIATCH!
Luigi: Waaa!
Villager: I don't think so!
Aw hell naw!
Mario: Mama mia...
Let's-a go!
*Bowser laughing evilly*
*Coughing and hacking*
Santa: Ho, ho, ho, ho...
♪We're riding through the snow,♪
♪In a one horse open sleigh.♪
♪O'er the fields we go,♪
♪Laughi-
Mario: Hello?
Where is everybody?
Santa: My sack...My sweet sweet sack...
Mario: YOU SON OF A BITCH!
What are you jolly Christmas tourists doing at Santa's workshop?
Mario: I'm-a hungry...
Luigi: WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!!
Toad: I was raped!
Santa: Ah...well..okay then...
Well if you fellas excuse me, Christmas is calling-
Santa: That is enough!
Alaka-boobie!
Mario: GAYY!
Santa: They're not gay...
Santa: I gave them the magic of-
MARIO: GAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYY!
Christmas Spirit makes anyone happy,
like that fellow over there!
Elf Waluigi: *Nonchalant Waa*
Santa: Oh no! I'm behind on schedule!
Who here wants to help Santa get ready for Christmas?
Everyone: YEEEEEEEAAAAAHH!
Everyone: YEEEEEEEAAAAAHH! Mario: No!
Everyone but Mario: YEEEEEEEAAAAAHH!
Everyone but Mario: YEEEEEEEAAAAAHH! Enzo: I like turtles.
Smoke weed erryday!
Elf Waluigi: *Angry Waa*
Mario: D'oh sh*t!
Santa: These are my elf robots
A lot easier than stupid humans.
It'll do whatever you want!
Luigi: Oh yeah! Kiss me!
Festive Dalek: POW! Right in the kissah!! *Peter Griffin Laugh*
Bowser: SHOWTIME!!
YOLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Santa: Thank you everyone!
It has been a great pleasure working with you.
You're still getting coal, Mario...
Mario: Mama F*cker!
Santa: But now I must go and deliver my presents to people all-
(bowser you ASSHOLE)
ALL: WOAH SH**
Off-screen Heavy: You are dead.
Bowser: oh shiiiiiiiiiiiiit
Luigi: HELPHELPHELP!
Christmas Spirit Levels Goin' Down I Repeat Goin' Down
♪You better get ready to die!♪ (Get ready to die!)
♪You better get ready to kill!♪ (Get ready to kill!)
Luigi: WAAA!
♪You better get ready to run, 'Cause here we come!♪
♪You better get ready to run, 'Cause here we come!♪ Bowser: NOOO!
♪You better get ready to run, 'Cause here we come!♪
Luigi: Mama Mia...
Help!
*le look*
*SMG4 & Luigi cheer Toad on*
Toad: YEEEEEAHH!
*SMG4 & Luigi cheer Toad on*
Toad: YEEEEEAHH!
SMG4: Shit!
Villager: *Psychotic screaming*
Mario: I don't give a fuk!
Steve: Hi guys!
Mario: Mama mia!
Stupid!
Steve: DAMMIT!
Enzo: Get over here!
Steve: Nope...
Mario: UNACCEPTABLE!!
Come on!
♪Come on, muthaf*ckers, come on!♪
Mario: Let's-a go!
Mario: WAHOO!
SMG4: AAAAAAAAHHHHH!
Peach: Help me!
SMG4: Aw hell naw!
YEEEA!
Enzo: You ain't touchin' my buns...hun!
bowser da raindear... he licks everyone's ass
SMG4: The power of Satan compels you!
Hi everybody! Hehehehe!
Smg4: Oh SNAP!
Mario: Come on! You just gotta believe in yourself!
♪I believe in miracles!♪
Mama F*cker!
♪Just shake that a**, b*tch and let me see what ya got!♪
Mario: Mama Mia!
Steve: Hi Mario!
Wheeeeeee!
Steve: Hi guys!
Toad: What up, BIATCH?
Mario & Bowser: Yaay!
( she is STILL screaming?!)
Santa: What's going on?
And why do my pants smell like pee?
Hey stinky!
♪Hello!♪
♪Is it me you're looking for?♪
Yeeeeeeaaaaaa-
aaaaaAAAAAAAAAAA
Yaaay!
Mario: Oh yeah!
Santa: Well done, Mario! You did well.
Here. I think you deserve this.
♪Hallelujah!♪
Mario: OH MY GOD! YES!
Santa: Fine, Bowser... You can have the present you want most...
Bowser: OMG JUSTIN BIEBER!
Ohohohoho!
Now I must go. Goodbye, everyone!
Merry Christmas!
MAMA F*CKER!
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