Glitchy Boy and SMG4 intro
Somewhere lost in the forest...
[All Scream]
- Oof! - Oh, shit! - [Inkling noise]
[Italian gibberish]
Oh no!
[Inking gibberish]
(It's a Cactus Douche Bag)
How ya doing?
Alrighty then...
Hello!
[Italian gibberish]
Ha-ha!
[More Italian gibberish]
[Silence]
Hellllllllllllooooooooooooo?
[More silence]
Hmm... x3
Hmmmmmmmmmm...
AHAHAHAHAHA!
Goddammit!
Look I'm-a gayyyyy!
F--k-a this!
[Punch]
(The Cactus Douche Bag is triggered)
Oh, uh, oh, oh, oh...
Well I done all I can do.
[Inkling gibberish]
(Hmm... It's school, right?)
[Inkling gibberish]
[Jump]
WHAT?!
*10/10 Impact*
Hmm?
Oh shit!
[Ded]
[Muffled] Oof!
What are you doing?
What's going on here?
[Inkling noises]
[Koopa gibberish]
MARIO: Hey!
[Grunt]
[Italian gibberish]
F---er!
[Gun cocks]
PEW!
[Mario gets hit]
[Koopa gibberish]
[Inkling gibberish]
Wa ha!
[Italian gibberish]
[Pelo battle cry]
Shut your mouth!
[Gibberish]
[Koopa gibberish]
Ooh, that's a-so nice!
- [Gibberish] - [Inkling scream]
Okie dokie!
(Hmm, so this the Final Fantasy.) (Student Training)
[Inkling noise]
Oh boy!
That makes me so happy!
Yippee!
[Gibberish]
Ahh!
Mamma Mia!
Ohh...
[Italian gibberish]
[Gibberish]
[Inkling gibberish]
- SHUT UP! - [Inkling noise]
You freakin' jackass...
[Gibberish]
[Ding] is gud
[Ding] Good!
[Ding] Very good! (Wait what?)
Whoa!
[Italian gibberish]
Wa hoo!
Let's-a go!
Wa-wa-wa hoo!
No, you dumb shit!
[Gibberish]
Whoo hoo hoo hoo!
[Gibberish]
Okay!
[Singing]
[Whooshing noises]
Wahoo!
I'm-a going to fly for you!
[Reverse flying noises]
Wheee!
Meh.
I guess that-a counts.
[Ding]
Woomy!
BEWWWWWMN!
You're not so good as you think...
BOOM! x3
Hey, you very good!
AHHH This is bad!
[Gibberish]
I got this!
RORORORORORORORORO!
[Pow]
[Laughter]
[Ded]
[Gibberish]
[More gibberish]
[Inkling gibberish]
[Gibberish]
[Ded]
A yes!
[Inkling gibberish]
Oh no!
Mamma Mia...
Ho ho ho! [Italian gibberish]
Let's go!
[Inkling gibberish]
YAYYYY!
WHAT?!
Oh boy, look at that chicken!
[Jump]
[Triple ded]
- [Enjoying sounds] - [Inkling noises] - [Screaming]
[Inkling gibberish]
[Screaming]
[Slap]
I BELIEVE I CAN FLY~
[SMG4 screams]
[Ded]
I BELIEVE I CAN TOUCH THE SKY~
[Noises] I lOvE yA mAn...
[Inkling gibberish]
[Gibberish]
SMG4: Run bitch!
!
Nah, its probably nothing.
NO!
Hell no!
NO! x1
NO! x2
Well look at that.
[Ded]
Oh shit!
Tadaaa!
Go!
Oh ho ho ho!
[Wind of death]
AUGH my hat!
[Singing]
Yo what's up?
[Both high-five] [Both] Yeah!
[Sad Inkling noise]
(wait is that donkey kong? i thought HE had a base?)
*Mario coming along with smg4*
Ah!
[Frozen ded]
[Sad Inkling noises]
Waluigi!
Waluigi time!
[Record scratch]
(Don't do it)
[Wahahee noises]
[Ded]
[Both] A yeeeeeees!
Let's go, let's go, let's go!
[Grunt] No!
Mammaf---er!
[Disappointed Inkling noises]
HeY WaRiO dO u LiKe My NeW ShiRt I bOuGhT fRoM TaRgeT?
DaMn ThIs Is A sExY sHirT!
LoOk At ThE bIg JuIcY TaRgEt On ThIs It'S lIkE I'm AsKiNg 2 gEt ShOt!
*Sanity levels: 95%* LoOk At ThE bIg JuIcY TaRgEt On ThIs It'S lIkE I'm AsKiNg 2 gEt ShOt!
*Sanity levels: 82%* LoOk At ThE bIg JuIcY TaRgEt On ThIs It'S lIkE I'm AsKiNg 2 gEt ShOt!
*Sanity levels: 70%*
*Sanity levels: 68%*
Oh MaN iT WoUlD bE hOrRiBlE iF sOmEthInG bAd WeRe 2 HaPpEn 2 ThIs T-sHiRt!
*Sanity Levels: 43%* Oh MaN iT WoUlD bE hOrRiBlE iF sOmEthInG bAd WeRe 2 HaPpEn 2 ThIs T-sHiRt!
*Sanity Levels: 34%* Oh MaN iT WoUlD bE hOrRiBlE iF sOmEthInG bAd WeRe 2 HaPpEn 2 ThIs T-sHiRt!
*Sanity Levels: 28%*
*Sanity Levels: 19%*
*Sanity Levels: 5%*
*Sanity Levels: -5%*
[Inkling noises]
Ow My OvArIeS!
[Screams]
[Alarm]
Oh come on! What the hell was that?
Move! Go go go!
[Laughter]
ITS SAIKOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO (AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA KILL HER)
Konichuwa!
[Both] Whoa!
[Inkling gibberish]
Hey stinky! Mario think you coo coo crazy!
Bitch!
(The Cactus Douche Bags are back for revenge)
[Pelo battle cry]
[Inkling gibberish]
Okie dokie!
Open sesame!
[Cactus pain]
[More pain]
Oh shit!
Mamma Mia...
AHAHAHAHAHA!
WHAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOO!
[Whistles]
Ha ha!
Gotcha bitch!
Wahoo!
Put the gun down psycho bitch!
Holy shit!
oh okay
YOLOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Like a samboody f--k u bic!
[Ded]
IDEA
[Inkling gibberish]
I got you fam!
[Laughter]
(This episode of SMG4 is directed by Michael Bay)
[Inkling gibberish]
Ohhh...
Nani?!
[Epic ded]
*BACK HERE AGAIN*
*lets go back home!*
[Gibberish]
[Inkling gibberish]
*Mario doesn't jump in yet*
[Italian gibberish]
Hell yeah!
[gibberish]
Okay, bye-bye!
[Gibberish]
Dumbledore!
(Cactus Douche Bag can't be killed)
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