as a part age my parents didn't care
they were renegades yeah
Mavericks my mom was a true maverick
she's like oh I'm going to get a white
man Chu and then my dad was obviously
you know well you know how the swiss
loves chocolates
so you know they got together they did
the deed my mom gave birth to me but
then I couldn't live with the family as
a parental unit together had to go back
to the townships with my mom she
couldn't say that the father of her
child was in fact a white man because
obviously you know in the townships
there were them beam peas
snitches hated them so you know so she
had to she had to lie on my birth
certificate she just didn't put her
father you know which which wasn't
strange wasn't strange just didn't have
a father like I mean it's not like I was
the only black kid in the taschlin
I don't know wheeze wasn't strange at
all but she didn't say anything to
anybody so everybody just draw their who
drew their own conclusions you know
everyone in the township which is not
such a great idea because when people's
imaginations are let loose you'd be
surprised at what they come up with
because people did not put one and one
together with me in fact when I came
home people in the township in fact
assumed that I was an albino oh you
laugh but it wasn't funny I was even
told when my mom brought me home at
least my family loved me you know walked
me into the house there was a little
baby wrapped in a blanket my grandmother
came in she was au jus shame Oh Oh
little I'll be no umbrella whose
oceans a gambrel a gamblin yeah my
family treated me very normal they
really did was the people around me that
were different in Orlando East you know
there's this whole mystic vibe to me all
of a sudden people started speaking most
people got over it people that were
really interested in me though with
other albinos
because they keep like a log of everyone
that comes in boss two more okay because
generally in the township there's only
like one albino for every phase you know
Oh Louis FH - yeah Yama's
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take them off on the lists so when I
came into the picture they're like ah
boss there's another one everything was
cool till I started getting older and
they started noticing a few differences
you know especially when my hair grew
black and it was a furrow everyone's
just like buzzes have you seen him
people were like no it's not possible
started following me around when my mom
would walk with me to the taxi rank
there would be they're creeping behind
us check check
I always turn around it at natural or as
natural as you can act foil be no
standing together they had their
meetings you know there they were make
groups and they were talking about it
know before anything else chance have
you had have you had there's one of us
but he's different
what do you mean his dear friends he's
got a skin light just like us but his
head clothes black and he has no
problems with the Sun he can walk
anytime he pleases anytime he's the one
that they walk
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and the cars were obviously did your
life not like there's no such thing I'm
telling you I'll never lie
and then one day when I was old enough
they approached me they came up to me
you know cuz I was walking for them for
my first timers off to the bottle store
for my uncle you know as you get old
enough to walk that's when your uncle
sends you everyone else in the family is
happy you he's working uncle is like yes
and joked to my man's number
am I getting a mic or tie for Saturn am
i empty how about a Mannion
and I was there walking to the shops the
bottles and I was carrying them you know
I mean I traded in one of the bottles
got myself an ice the ice in the bottle
these guys came out and they're like
shrimp Anna hey guys we couldn't hold
noticing a man of your stature thank you
you know we've had our eye on you for
quite a while young one and yeah we see
potential in your eyes who's we Oh
forgive me let me introduce myself my
name is Pacino and we are the glow in
the ducts
and I'm gonna tell you now boy I see a
bright future in you we were wondering
if you would be interested in joining
our small little conglomerates you know
we just got together and exchange ideas
it really is a melting pot of the ideas
and exchanges really that's why we call
it an idea exchange the pot we don't
know whether it came from but we use it
nonetheless so what are you saying you
want to be friends that's what we say
yes I want to be friends great that's
wonderful news you hear that boys he's
gonna be one of us I can see it now our
young one in a few years time moving up
the ranks within our organization until
ending up at the upper echelon of
management count me in and I joined the
crew and I was one of them had my sporty
mind not guilty outfits used to walk
around together was cool the only thing
that bugged me was the hours there was
like roll dances like weird hours you
know who is it to meet before dawn you
know never hung out at midday whoo no no
you know hang out at dusk Suns going
down there they are outside the house
that's me and I'll come outside and then
we go hang out under the big willow tree
it was cool if you were hanging out in
the day that's the best place because
there's so much shade and we chill there
and I mean I changed a lot of things for
the guys because they used to play
crickets a lot quicker was a great
support you know only problem is if
somebody hit a 469 game was over Wow
who's gonna fetch it now
that one Coyotes a Papa killing the
block block block block then how is that
guy running getting the ball yeah guy
you know having a good time
did all the things that you could do
that you didn't look strange you know if
you were like wearing a hat so we played
all those kinds of games one of our
favorite cowboys and Roberts that was
great who were those guys yeah
wandering around you know playing the
games I was always this daring to the
starring in case you're wondering that's
how I was disappearing they always play
Clint Eastwood my favorite line of
dialogue
womp womp
why do you want wah wah even at the
accents going to know what I'm saying
though honey run on get on old man and I
couldn't help noticing you understand in
my town town ain't big enough on a bold
move and it was so cool cuz half of our
friends with pasta you know so they made
great sound effects especially for the
horses really unfortunately their gift
was a curse because they're always mess
up the dialogue we'd have cool scenes
with the gun battle standing there and
like snow flake he was the smallest he'd
always play the tumbleweed oh yeah shine
button she swings woman's man
swing be like oh man I didn't want to
have to do this to you brother what do I
tell your moaning turn my mother's
mother
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oh man was so much fun and then I'll
never forget the year that it came 1990
the end of a birthdate FW de Klerk came
out a new psychic no more
very bad sorry see you on Tuesday
everyone in the streets lost their minds
people were cheering yeah my family was
no different they had a huge party for
me my mom put up a banner in our small
little kitchen there but now at rivers
coming-out party everyone was having
crazy there was cake there was juice for
all my my my uncle came in drunk drunk
drunk drunk drunk out of his mind just
refused to wear shirts walking in
topless there he was but my watch up
what's happening yeah hey what's
happening I was like our uncle Vanilli
uncle villain it's my coming-out party
and I was like yeah you were came to
know my new miles-an-hour be know is
that you're a girl you know you're
strong no man I'm colored now isn't
leave it we had the cake and we had a
good time together and then after that I
couldn't wait to get to my friends to
tell them the good news and I'm a mom I
go go and I took everything and I ran
out the house an hour skipping year and
as I walked out the gate my family
walked out behind me and they were
singing behind me so I'm trying
these people live why now try now Lilly
Carlyle
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shy and child and I skip down the road
down was I was so happy smiling at
everyone Ya Ya Allah Ya Allah
yeah it was that kid running down the
street you know it's so cool
ran there my friends were under the
willow tree as always chillin around
you're standing with the cricket bat
Pacino was yeah the ball was there on
the side of the road he's watching its
hungry eyes I ran there I was like yeah
chance
God did W Yolanda Paul I love her and I
can't took the ball and I came running
with it yeah yeah you know so guys I've
got good news and they're like what is
it and I realized wasn't nobody know
anymore it's not couldn't be part of you
know what is it did touch what's eating
you up oh wow
I've got bad news guys bad news what
happened like it's really bad snowflake
was like you're clapping on me but no
it's worse than that but she knows like
you're Nivea's auto stock akane jherich
no guys no no it's nothing to do with
that it's nothing to do that guys it's
just I don't know how to tell you this
but I'm not an OB no
what did you say I'm not happy no when
you eat when you it's like you knew of
course we knew we knew determine you
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