yeah that's the last person to leave the
chopping block wins a million dollars
today's competitors are the annoying
orange i'm not annoying i'm gonna win
versus medieval knights helmet verily i
shall be victorious
you're not going to win this is a game
of skill not a game of skull
begin
no no no no no no no no no no
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you're right maybe i'll make a run for
the border
[Laughter]
ah
you know i was once a knight of the
round table
you
a knight of the round table surely you
jest no joke i was the roundest member
of the round table
you know what they called me ah nay i do
not
what did they call you
circumference
get it
circumference ah
i feel like you didn't get it do you
need me to yell it inside of you again
nay nay good sir there is no need for
such buffoonery ever again wow seems
like you really got your bell wrong
but you know what they say if you can't
take the heat don't tickle the dragon
foolish knave
dragon scales have no nerves for
tickling what i mean is if i'm too
annoying for you then maybe you should
leave the cutting board
[Laughter]
i shall do no such thing verily i shall
withstand anything wow anything like
even a knife
even an arrow verily
wow
even mace neve i am designed to
withstand all manners of medieval
weaponry including the maze now nice
my nice why would i do such a thing
you startled me startled thee i had been
here the entire time i didn't recognize
you you jumped out of the shadows what
shadows we are on a cutting board you
hedgeborn cox comb
i'm pretty sure i noticed a shadow and i
am pretty sure you have violated the
rules of this challenge why can't i
bring mace you brought a helmet nave i
am a helmet
you know helmet what kind of helmet
can't stop a sword for the umpteenth
time good sir i have been specifically
designed to withstand any and all
medieval weaponry get it through thine
skull no thanks but i think you will huh
well looks like this challenge is over
i'll take my million dollars please
nay i do not yield tis but a scratch
yeah what you talking about seems like
we should put a hilt to this
[Laughter]
by that worse you have not onward let us
continue the challenge you sure cause
that's a double-edged sword oh how so um
literally so
it is not a good day for mine eyes
barely
well you don't need eyes to see that
orange won this challenge
maybe next time pal step not away from
this cutting board unless thou wishes to
taste defeat for i shan't be going
anywhere really after all that you still
want to take another stab at winning
verily well i see there's no talking you
out of this you're too hard-headed
[Laughter]
but i gotta warn you you're gonna lose
it's only a matter of time before i get
into your head foolish peasant if i can
withstand the pain of two sword wounds i
shall parry your psychological
trickeries with ease who's talking about
psychology oh i'm in your head as we
speak
[Laughter]
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[Applause]
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ah thanks voiceover guy i'm truly
armored
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so when do i get my million dollars oh
actually we just put that in the title
to be like mr beast we don't actually
have it
well that's a bummer could i at least
get a penny sure
at least this way i can make a wish
what did you wish for
ow
who has hurled this currency at me
okay it came true
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