- Happy new year to all of you.
This is our first show of 2015.
Today's show has been showing exclusive clips
of the "Fifty Shades of Grey" movie.
- I mean, that's definitely the idea, yeah.
- Yeah. - Okay.
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- Hey, wasn't it-- wasn't it fun and funny?
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How old were you when you saw the Bond movie?
- Probably in my sixes. - In your sixes?
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- We've got something here which I think
can make you into a very, very good James Bond.
This is a real James Bond watch.
- Thank you so much. - That's all right.
It's my pleasure.
- Hey, Ellen, I can't wait to see you tomorrow
and spend the week with you.
I'll come. I'll sing you some songs.
- At the age of only five years old,
our next guest is a presidential expert.
There's a fun fact that doesn't seem so fun.
What's the fun fact here?
- He drank two full glasses of milk and some cherries.
- Uh-huh. - That's how he died.
Some people thought that the cherries were poisonous.
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- I see white and gold.
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What is up New York?
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- Only you can do this.
You're shutting down Manhattan for you.
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- At the age of only 18,
our first guest is changing the world.
You really are so impressive and so inspirational.
- Now I strongly believe that nothing can stop me
in this mission, in this campaign of education.
- How do you feel?
- Fabulous. - Yeah?
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- What do I do? - You ready?
- What are we doing? - So O goshi.
Pick the person up. - Oh, no.
- Tuck your chin in, okay? - I'm not prepared.
[laughter]
- That's one. - Don't get up yet.
Don't get up yet.
A new dance craze swept the nation this summer.
It's from the song, "Watch Me (Whip/Nae Nae)."
[singing] - Now watch me whip
Now watch me nae nae - Okay
- Now watch me whip, whip
Watch me nae nae - Hit it
- What me do Now watch me whip
Watch me, watch me ooh watch me, watch me
Ooh watch me, watch me ooh ooh ooh ooh
- Hello.
[singing] - Hello
It's me
- Oh, hey, Adele.
What's going on with you?
[singing] - I know when that hotline bling
That can only mean one thing
Ever since I left the city you
- Bradley plays a chef in a new movie,
so we thought we'd do a cooking demo.
Look at the carrots. Oh--
It's important to taste them.
Make sure that they're delicious.
Mmm... [cheers and applause]
[singing] - You
Where the hell did you come from?
You're a different--
- Hey, do you know any jokes, Oliver?
Hey-- [burps]
Oh.
[laughter]
- This is getting where you'll never
show this on television.
Oh!
- Happy Halloween, everybody.
If you are wondering who I am,
you didn't see the latest ad
for "Keeping Up With the Kardashians."
What did you do in high school?
- I was a cheerleader.
- It's hard to imagine how you're doing it.
Um, it's--
People are mad about this cup
'cause they're saying Starbucks is being anti-Christmas.
The old cups had snowflakes
and Santa's sleigh and elves.
You know, all the things that you find in The Bible.
And um--
Let's talk about the, um, the paparazzi shot
in Bora Bora.
I was in the bungalow next to you,
and when I saw it, I was shocked.
- Yeah. - And I don't know how, uh,
people didn't see-- I was right there.
- Oh, my God. - Yeah.
[singing] - This is my heartbeat song
And I'm gonna play it been so long
- It is our 2,000th show today.
[cheers and applause]
- Only the fourth time in the 90-year history
of Warner Brothers, Stage 1,
which forever more will be now known as
The Ellen Stage. - Wow.
[cheers and applause]
- Whoo, whoo!
[upbeat music]
[singing] - This is my heartbeat song
- I started out as a comedian,
and I wanted to make people happy,
and I wanted to make people laugh.
And this has turned into something so much better
for me that I get to change people's lives...
that I get to have this platform
where we get to help people that are in need.
From someone who started out
just wanting to make people happy,
um, I make people cry, and, uh--
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Thank you. You've changed my life.