Hello there
AstraZeneca you made it?
Pfizer old chap, good to see you
Hey why don't you head in
everyone is doing shots
Oh wonderful
Shot shots shots
Shots shots
Shots
Come on AstraZeneca
you've got a bit of catching up to do
We're on our second shot already
No thank you no
I like to pace myself
leave as long a period as possible
between my first
and second shot
Janssen you took your time
Yeah got a little held up but
now I'm here
Single
And ready to mingle
Oh enjoy
Hey is Sputnik coming?
He's already here
He arrived way before anyone else
How'd he get here so quickly?
He took a short cut
It's freezing in here
Pfizer keeps turning down the bloody thermostat
Even Moderna has his jacket on
Pfizer
Moderna
Yeah I've been meaning to say
congradulations 94%
in your exams
that is an incredible
result
Heard you got 95
95.1
This Delta Variant is a bit much isn't it?
Oh yes tell me about it
I thought the UK Variant was bad enough
but
the Delta
You meant the Alpha Variant
Oh yes very bad
Yeah yeah the UK one.
Hey Pfizer
Ah Sputnik
You got any spare vaccine?
Don't you have your own?
Come on
I want the good stuff
you know for the kids
You want the best for your kids
you understand
We don't deal with Russia
Hey Pfizer who's your friend
Well this is Biontech
You know Biontech right?
Sorry
Ya so it's Pfizer Biontech
That's the name so
I always thought it was just Pfizer
No
The Pfizer Vaccine
This has been happening all night
Hey where is the Chinese crew?
Sinovax and Sinopharm?
Yeah
Pfizer wouldn't invite them
Yeah
So awkward
He said he wasn't invited to their party
Pfizer old chap
Oh hey
I just had a fun idea
Any chance of a vaccine exchange?
I give you some of mine
You give me some of yours
You know as a token
gesture
Oh
A fun swap you know?
Yeah
Janssen
Thanks
I'm so sorry I've been calling you
Johnson and Johnson all this time
Oh no that's right yeah
But your name is Janssen?
Yes. yes it is yes.
So your name is
Janssen
Johnson and Johnson?
Yeah
Sorry
Bye bye see you never
Who was at the door?
I know I sent them away
Yeah but who was there?
Exactly so I sent them away
Who was there?
I know who was there
They didn't recognize me
so I sent them away
I think he means the W.H.O.
Yes
Oh for the love of...
It's OK come back no no
Such a brown noser
Doomdah
I guess it's like U2 you know
everyone knows Bono
and then there's
the other guys
No no it's more like Simon and Garfunkel
You know even Stephens
Yeah yeah Pfizer is Paul Simon
And then you're well
You're Garfunkel
F&*% you
Cheers
Why do you bring me to these parties?
Why do you always make a scene?