Man, how are ever going to get girls like Usher and T-Pain?
We can't afford that expensive Patron they always drink.
Dude, we're never going to get girls
to drink this nasty stuff.
Ugh, yeah.
Maybe if it tasted like a gummy bear.
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[LIQUID POURING]
(SINGING) Girl, start real fresh.
I'll take you on a journey, shots so ill
you'll be leaving on a gurney.
So bottoms up, mama didn't raise a dummy.
Me and Jeff getting crunk, doing shots of gummy.
Girl, don't even fight it.
I know you want to bite it.
You sounded so excited before you even tried it.
Maybe I was wrong, and you know I'm going to ride it.
Send you gummy shots UPS, overnight it.
Girl, you make the champagne pop.
Pop, pop.
Oh, girl, I'm going to buy you a shot.
I say girl, On the couch, I'm going to save you a spot.
Oh, girl, you know I like the bathtub hot.
Well, you know I can't afford no expensive brandy,
so I pour an Old Crow and chase it down with candy.
Because it's breaking my heart that it caused you pain,
you can tell by the slow-mo yell in the rain.
Baby girl, say the word when you're home alone,
I'll be on your doorstep with a shot of Patron.
Then I'll take you to the beach in the Florida Keys or a real
nice dinner at an Applebee's.
Break down in the middle of the spot,
I'm going to buy another round while you're
checking these shots-- the money shot, the rim shot, butt
shot, body shot, not rapping shot, bad metaphor-- shot?
Yeah.
Girl, you make the champagne pop.
Oh girl, I want to buy you a shot.
I said girl, I want to take you on a cruise in my yacht.
Oh girl, got to admit it's not a real job.
It's not real.
Oh, yeah.
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