So, very recently, during the whole Harvey Weinstein scandal, Weinstein was compared
to a hyena.
This is one of those instances where I just shook my head and just thought, 'Well, that
is just about the most least-appropriate animal to compare Harvey Weinstein to.'
The reason why—I think it was The New York Times that was comparing Harvey Weinstein
to a hyena—was because they are seen as these aggressive, unpleasant, cowardly, malicious,
malevolent creatures.
The truth about hyenas is that they are really, I think, more like the feminist icons of the
animal kingdom.
The spotted hyena is an extraordinary creature.
They are the original “chicks with dicks” because they have extraordinary genitalia.
The female’s genitalia is a facsimile of the male’s.
She has what is described in polite zoological circles as a “pseudo-penis”, which is
actually an eight-inch clitoris.
And she also has a fake scrotum.
And it’s an unusual piece of equipment for a female, because it’s a strange multitasking
organ, the pseudo-penis, because the female hyena will actually copulate, urinate and
give birth through it.
So giving birth is a bit like squeezing a melon out of a hose pipe, and a large percentage
of cubs suffocate on the way out, and a large amount of first-time moms die in childbirth.
So you’ve got to think, 'Hello evolution, what were you thinking when you evolved the
pseudo-penis in the hyena?
What possible reason can there be for this structure?'
And there are lots of theories as to why, but the most favored theory by Kay Holekamp—who’s
the Jane Goodall of spotted hyenas, an amazing scientist who has been studying them in the
wild for years and years and years—when I asked her, she said that she thought that
it was all to do with the war between the sexes.
So hyenas are unusual, the females; they don’t just have a pseudo-penis and a fake scrotum,
but they’re also bigger than the males and they’re more aggressive.
Hyena society is a strict matriarchy, with dominance passing down the female line.
Males are reduced to the very outskirts of society where they are forced to beg for acceptance,
food, and sex.
So the females are really running the show, and they’re extremely aggressive.
Now, if a male wants to mate with a female it’s almost impossible for him to do that
without her cooperation because it’s kind of like trying to have sex with a sock—because
he’s got to try and insert his erect actual-penis into her half-foot floppy pseudo-penis.
I mean, it’s not for the faint-hearted.
You can’t really do it unless the female is on your side.
Now, amongst mammals rape is not uncommon.
Dolphins—everybody loves them, look like they’re smiling—but they are not averse
to boffing each other’s blowholes.
There’s actually a fair amount of non-consensual sex, shall we say, that happens amongst dolphins.
But for the female hyena, there’s absolutely no way that the male can force himself on
her because she has to be completely compliant in order for him to be able to mate with her.
So the idea that Harvey Weinstein was described as a hyena when this is an animal that is
a strict matriarch, an aggressive female with a built-in anti-rape device, is about the
most ludicrous thing I’ve ever heard.