-Now I thought I'd share some of my favorite
MyFamilyIsWeird stories from you guys.
This first one is from @Kimjohnston.
He says...
[ Laughter ]
[ Applause ]
This one's from @lea22089. She says...
[ Laughter ]
That is weird. -Yeah.
That is weird.
This one's from @Mariabarnes96.
She said...
-Oh.
[ Laughter ]
Not sexy.
-This one's from @garrettsatfield.
I like that name.
-Garrett Satfield? -Garrett Satfield.
Sounds like somebody I'd be friends with.
-Yeah.
-I went out to dinner the other night
with Garrett Satfield. -How is Garrett?
-He's fantastic as always.
He's just a positive dude, always nice.
-That's good. -Happy -- he's married.
-Wife is lovely. -Wife is great, too.
-Linda is lovely. -Yeah.
We're having the Satfields over for dinner...
-Are you really? -...again
'cause I had so much fun last night.
-Oh, my gosh.
-I'm going to do it every night of the week.
-Oh, my gosh. He's so fun.
You know how much fun he is?
-Who? You talking about GS? -Yeah, GS.
[ Laughter ]
Gar-Man. The garster.
Yeah, he's fantastic.
-Yeah, I just love Garrett Satfield.
-Really? How much do you love him?
-Well, I mean, I love my wife and my kids.
-Right. -But above all, Gary Statfield.
[ Laughter ]
He says...
[ Laughter and applause ]
Grandpa!
Grandpa, we're at yellow right now.
-Take the blanket with you.
-"I'm about to go yellow."
-Okay. Is that right?
Brown light.
-Brown light, that's...
[ Laughter ]
This one's from @Danimichelle.
She says...
[ Laughter ]
[ Applause ]
-Yay, dad. Get your money's worth.
-Now we learn how to drive to the hospital.
Here we go.
This one's from @etess97. She says...
[ Laughter ]
-Oh.
-What?
-How would you know?
-I mean, they're not even my grandparents,
and I want to unsee that.
-Oh, green light!
-The last one's from @crusty316. He says...
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