- (laughing) Absolutely not. - This is the
least attracted to you I've ever been.
(spooky music)
- Hello, I'm Merle.
- Hi, I'm Aria.
- We're gonna be swapping sexy Halloween costumes?
- Yes.
What did you wear for Halloween last year?
- I think I did a Mia Wallace thing,
which I know is like, tried and true.
- But I try to go for that, because it's like, sexy
without being like, overtly sexy,
but it's inherently sexy, because it's Uma Thurman.
I tend not to go for the sexy thing anymore.
I think when I was in college I did like,
a sexy football player, where I just wore a jersey.
(laughing)
- I think it's fairly standard fare
that the female equivalent of a man's costume
is usually more revealing,
it has less material.
- It's crap.
Honestly, the female's costumes are like, generally,
I feel like, worse quality
and sometimes they're more expensive.
I'm nervous because I feel like
I'm gonna be seeing more of Aria today than I ever have,
or cared to before in the past.
(laughs)
- I think you're gonna rock it.
I will say, I'm a little nervous for you,
but I feel like you're gonna rock it.
- That's very sweet of you to say.
- You've got that confidence.
- [Both] Bring on the costumes!
- Oh Jesus. (laughs)
- Good lord.
- Oh, my-- (laughing)
Mine looks like a gondola driver.
(laughing)
Looks like it's gonna be a tight squeeze around
the old midriff. - Yes, you know.
- Yeah, let's try these on, I'm really excited for this.
(spooky music)
Blah!
(laughing)
- Wow you look--
- I look like David Bowie.
(laughing)
- You do. - Do I not look like
David Bowie from Labyrinth?
I mean to be honest with you,
you look kind of fabulous.
- I will say yeah, I'm surprised by how...
it's not that revealing, I don't think.
- No.
- If I was a bosom-ous women.
- Bosom-ous?
- Is that not a word?
- Not the word.
- Yes, there might be more here,
but apart from that, you know.
- It's not too bad.
- It's not too bad, it's not as scandalous
as I would have thought.
- Mine came with no pants so,
I had to wear have my jumpsuit.
- Okay that adds to the look,
I thought that was part of the costume.
- It kinda goes with it.
- Yeah, you look like a young, a young boy.
(screeching)
- Oh dear, okay, so I didn't know what to do
with this thing, this was just here.
- Oh I didn't see myself.
- It's just a loose ribbon.
You didn't see yourself?
You really should treat yourself.
- I don't know if I wanna treat myself.
- C'mon, c'mon, c'mon.
- All right I'll treat myself. - Look at that.
- Ahh.
- You look, you look great.
- You know it fits me pretty well, yeah.
- I know, you should see if you can keep that.
Great.
- [Both] Next costume.
- All righty. - Oh my.
- I hate this guy.
Uh, yeah, guess this is my next look.
- We're gonna match though, we got the orange.
- What's yours? Ooh.
- Yeah, I kinda like her, she looks sweet.
She looks like she's close with her family.
(laughs)
- Okay, let's try these on.
(suspenseful music)
Ahoy!
(laughs)
You look like a Dutch woman,
you look like a milk maid or something.
- You do look like a pirate.
I do look like a bar maid.
A bar maid! - A bar maid.
- Yes.
- I have to say again, I don't feel like
yours is particularity revealing.
- Yeah not really, no.
- I don't know man I just feel like I should
be holding an accordion or something.
I don't know if I feel like a pirate.
Can I look at myself?
I look like a scare crow.
- You do, you look like a pirate, say--
- It's just this. - Say ahoy.
- Ahoy mate!
- I did not like that.
- You've got more going on. - I've got, yeah--
- That costumes, I say in this case,
the women's costume is better.
- [Director] Is either of them sexy?
Do you think?
- Um, I, well I mean...
- I mean... - I mean...
- [Both] No.
(laughs) - Absolutely not.
- This is the least attracted to you I've ever been.
- I feel like that one's sexier, I know that one's sexier.
Let's do the last one, let's do this last costume.
- Last one.
- Wow, mine is huge.
- You have a hat in yours.
- Would you look at that.
Oh wow.
- Wow, she's, uh, it's a jumpsuit.
I'm mildly annoyed that the picture
has a hat and an ax, which I don't have either of,
but you get a hat though.
- I do, yeah, I get a helmet,
can't see the rest of my costume though,
so it's gonna be a real surprise.
- Oh yeah you can't see at all what it's gonna look like.
- No I can't see it.
There's no way to know.
Okay, let's put on this last costume.
(suspenseful music)
I can feel the attraction you have for me in this costume.
I look pretty studly, if I do say so myself.
- I, uh...
- You look like a (laughs)...
- [Aria] I look like a superhero.
- [Merle] You look like a raving traffic guard.
- Yeah, it's quite a, quite a look.
This belt is very loose.
- Power Ranger.
- I don't-- - This is not sexy at all.
It doesn't look like a--
No it's not, it really looks like a crossing guard to me.
- I think, maybe if it was much, much tighter on me.
- This is hot, I feel like, I'm ready to put out fires
in this (bleep).
- You legitimately do look very much like a fire fighter.
- So, yeah, I'm liking the jacket, I look a lot less
like a cross guard then you.
Oh, now you're a crossing guard that's on their
last leg, and it's just about to lose everything.
- Yeah, this is actually, I would think firefighter.
- Suspenders is a nice touch.
- You've got a lot of stuff.
- Our costumes cost the same, I'd say I got the better
end of that bargain.
- Absolutely yeah, there's the patriarchy at work.
- I'm feeling myself in this costume.
- Yeah it is definitely the most attractive of the three
looks I've seen you in today.
- You're into this?
- I'm into this, keep it.
It's very loose.
- It could be worse.
- I don't understand what this is, oh Hot Fire Department.
Yours is hot to, hot stuff.
I didn't notice that.
Wow they really, want-- - Hot stuff?
I am hot stuff.
- Ah okay. - That was fun.
- Um, (laughs)...
- That was really (laughs). - Yep.
- I feel the same about costumes, which is that they're
pretty poorly made and overpriced.
But the women's costumes weren't as revealing as I thought.
- I really was not quite as compromised
as I thought I was gonna be.
- They didn't look like occupations though.
- They did not, well I mean technically the pirate one made
me look like a bar maid.
- That's the wrong occupation, but yeah.
No the fireman was the best one,
pirate was the worse one, for me.
- For you yeah, the best for me,
you know I really liked the bar maid look.
There was a lot of moving parts to it.
I wasn't a fan of the firefighter costume.
- I liked your first one.
- My first one, my vampire one?
- It was fabulous. - The sheer.
- You looked like a housewife vampire
like, a the real vampire housewives.
- Yeah, Elvira.
- There you go.
- I was Elvira.
- So obviously one thing that we love about Halloween is
that it gives you the chance to express yourself anyway
you want, maybe ways that you wouldn't the rest of the year.
So you know you don't actually have to buy a costume,
you could just make one yourself.
- As someone that doesn't practice Halloween,
I will say that I do appreciate it as a time for everyone
to feel free to let their freaky flag fly.
So this Halloween season, go out there,
do your thing, eat some candy, I don't know.
- Halloween is fun. - Halloween's fun,
I'm glad we got to share this experience together.
- Yes.
- We got to really, get to see each other
in quite a different light.
- Yep, I know what works for your body type,
and what does not.
- Likewise.
- Great.
(spooky music)