nice to see you again let me tell you
it's good to be on tv today
yeah yeah yeah oh good all right that's
a nice attitude to come in here with
good to be on tv
yeah it is and i'm not in trouble
just kicking it yeah right it's not for
any you know you know bad thing yeah
you're just here having a good time
absolutely yeah what have you been up to
lately well that's why it's gonna be on
tv i took like the last two weeks off
i have like too much idle time
i went to a strip club yesterday at
three o'clock in the afternoon
i feel bad about it man but no that's
when they have the buffet
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it wasn't like i was out right and said
let me swing by the strip club
right i left my house specifically
to go to the strip club yes
uh-huh i've i rest and i'm i try not to
feel bad about it
i mean it's it's not a good thing it's
not it's not exactly there's breast in
there if a guy runs up to you on the
street he's like hey
don't go in there there's breast in
there
i'd be like a a white dude in a horror
movie
breast i better investigate
you know i want to see for myself uh-huh
uh-huh
so i go to this place me and my my
buddies when all of us going in there
out of everybody who does the bouncer
yell at dave chappelle exactly yeah
hey buddy this is what you said it says
you want to take off your hat
it's disrespectful to the ladies oh
okay yeah i can shove loose change in
her underpants but i better not have a
hat on
when i do what the hell was i thinking
that's what i say it's not going well is
it no
yeah the free time thing is not good for
me but it's good now you're on tv
do you watch tv yeah that's all i've
been doing like
strip clubs television you know the
usual
uh-huh comics afternoon uh-huh
that's what you guys do get up at four
get dressed strip club
television anyway
you know you notice this isn't me when i
watch television is it me
or do commercials have nothing to do
with the products anymore
i'm serious i don't know what a
commercial's about to the end
you see this one this lady had a black
eye did you see that it threw me for a
loop
no i didn't see the lady she comes on tv
she got a black guy she's crying she's
like i
smoke crack
my husband beats me and then a voice
comes on and says
got milk i was like what the hell is
it this nothing to do with milk
and they're like their most effective ad
probably
it gets you right there uh-huh uh-huh
what else did what did you watch uh when
you
when you were younger were you a tv
addict then did you watch cartoons stuff
like that
that's all i watched yeah i used to
watch your super friends you know i used
to
the super friends that was that was a
good show it's my favorite show
i always felt bad for um aquaman
i felt i felt bad for aquaman and i felt
bad for black lightning
you remember black lightning anybody
yeah like three people
see that that was the black dude on the
super friend
you know why you know why nobody
remembers him
cause cause they never let him do
anything
i'm serious every time something happens
superman aquaman you take the c i'll
take the air
black lightning uh if anyone calls tell
them we'll be back between
eight o'clock
a hard life for him i'd still rather be
him than aquaman now what's wrong with
being an aquaman he swims around and
but he got the worst powers out of every
superhero
that's all he does is he breathes in the
water and he talks to fish
you know what i'm saying now i could
breathing in the water that's cool but
what are you gonna say to a fish
swimming around
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[Laughter]
when you think about it too like say
their their headquarters was in the
midwest
you know and then be like aquaman take
the scene well i'll even take a train or
superman could you drop me did you drop
me the
i gotta talk to coast fish real fast and
exactly and
he always get the worst missions he gets
the water missions
that means he's taking bacteria samples
he's like
i mean the underwater stuff if there's
an oil spill
they send aquaman but he can't stop the
oil
all he can do is breathe underwater talk
to fish
so what's he do he evacuates fish
everybody swim away
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[Music]
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black lightning get old like the black
missions
and what would that be l.a riot send
black lightning
gonna talk to someone better tell the
fish about the ellie riots uh you're at
caroline's
comedy club right here in new york city
october 9th
through the 12th and right anyone in and
around new york or if you feel like
flying into
the show is gonna be hot that's right
i've been off for two weeks but i'm back
and i'm failing them yes you are
dave chappelle damn hey dave thank you
very much
that was great thank you dave chapelle
everybody's coming up