I can't calm down! Yeah, it is.
It's absolutely the end of the world.
I don't care, I'm just gonna give up music.
Just forget it. Forget everything!
Why the sour puss?
Andre wrote a Christmas song for his creative music class...
[groaning]
his teacher gave him...
Don't say it out loud!
- Okay. - A "D"!
Ah! I said it out loud!
- Hey, Sikowitz! - Yes, what is it boy?
I have your Hollywood Arts secret Santa assignment.
♪ Ooh, who am I buying a gift For this year? ♪
Courtney Van Cleef?!
Ah, no. That kid's a freaky little weirdo.
She's my sister.
I know.
Could I please switch secret Santa assignments
with someone? Tori?
Sorry. I didn't sign up for the secret Santa thing.
Yeah, none of us did.
Why not?!
Why should we buy gifts for random people
we don't care about?
You kids need a big fat dose of Christmas spirit
rammed into your teenage hearts.
So there such, as your teacher, I require you to participate
in... shh. Secret Santa.
I'll text you all your secret Santa assignments,
and I expect you all to give very good, very creative gifts.
Whoever gives the worst gift... will have to join me
on Christmas Eve for... Christmas yodeling.
[phone chiming]
Oh, yay.
[Trina] Yay, what?! Yay, me?
No, I just got a text from Sikowitz.
I get to be secret Santa for Andre.
[groaning]
Look... at my enormous Christmas tree!
- Hi. Christmas beef? - Just give me anyone else.
Jade, you're Tori's secret Santa and that be that.
Why do I have to...
He said he's not gonna change it so just deal with it,
why don't you just deal with it? Why don't you just deal with it?
- Hey, Trina, Trina. - What?
You wanna see what I got Andre for his secret Santa gift?
It's a little ceramic guitar. I made it at Color Me Pot.
Hey Andre, Christmas beef?
Ho ho to the ho.
What's up?
Ho!
So Mr. Music Man, close your eyes
and get ready for the best secret--
Cat Valentine!
Your secret Santa.
Oh my God! Yay! [laughing]
And your Christmas present is...
your very own cotton candy machine!
Whoa.
[screaming]
Follow me! [laughing]
That's a legit secret Santa gift.
Yeah. It is. Bye.
- Jade? - Correct.
So, what do you want?
Merry Christmas.
You're my secret Santa?
Ho ho.
So, what's my gift?
An idea... for a present to give to Andre.
- You have an idea?! - A perfect one.
[music playing]
Here comes Robbie with Andre's teacher.
Oh, hurry, go! Go!
[clearing throat]
[distant chattering]
Hey.
Okay, everyone. You guys know Anthony,
one of Hollywood Arts' awesome music teachers.
Yeah, here he is to my right.
Earlier this week, he gave Andre Harris
a "D" on his Christmas song.
[chattering]
Oh man, now everybody knows.
So, we thought that you guys
should hear Andre's Christmas song
and see what you think.
[cheering]
[music playing]
♪ Santa's here So get in the spirit ♪
♪ Just give it a try ♪
♪ Children beamin' And I'm dreamin' ♪
♪ Hopin' that it's true ♪
♪ And I hope You'll feel it, too ♪
♪ Everyone together sings ♪
♪ Of silver bells And golden rings ♪
♪ But all of it means nothin' Without you ♪
♪ It's not Christmas Without you ♪
[cheering]
Yeah. That's my girls.
[cheering]
- An "A." - Yeah!
[cheering]
♪ Yo-da-lay-de-oh Yo-da-lay-de-ay ♪
♪ Yo-da-lay Yo-da-lay ♪
♪ Yo-da-lay-de-oh Yo ♪
♪ Yo-da-lay Yo-da-lay Yo-da-lay ♪