do i have to do anything i don't know all you hoes got my back i don't know
recently ellen's celebrity friends have been defending her accusations of staff mistreatment
starting with katy perry most would say it all started when dakota johnson checked ellen about
pretending to not be invited to her party then it all spiraled out of control from there and um
how was the party i wasn't invited actually no that's not the truth ellen you were invited
last year no last time i was on the show last year you gave me a bunch about not inviting you but i
didn't even know you wanted to be invited well who doesn't want to be invited to a party why i didn't
even know you liked me ellen's frigid rude and demanding behaviors mostly seen behind the scenes
and she recently issued a heartfelt apology that no one is really buying however even on
camera she can't really hide her mean bowling ways behind all that dancing and family-friendly comedy
recent news dug up receipts from i kid you not 1975 that claims that she fat shamed someone
now look i'm all for accountability but reading that year made me giggle to myself
ellen is a talented woman she really is her iconic phone call with god performance started her career
and now i'm not sure there's a joke left to save it would it be great if we could just pick
up the phone and call up god and ask him these things just pick up the phone and call up god
yeah hi god this is ellen helen degeneres degeneres
what's so funny no i never thought of that it does sound like that doesn't it
i get it listen if you weren't too bitter hold on somebody's at the gate
now the ellen degeneres show is being investigated and i'm doing a pop culture investigation on my
own accord let's face it if you saw the trailer or any other videos on my channel
little miss sunshine is not really on my radar i started to realize ellen had a mean spirit when
someone who was definitely on my radar wendy williams was a guest on her show
take a look what are your thoughts on kim and kanye i mean i'm happy for her she wanted a baby
it's so funny how no because i'm a guest in your house and i feel like i want to say it but i
can't talk how i really talk but i've been saying please don't laugh and encourage me but i've been
saying she's going to be a single mom and and he is going to be a lot to deal with with her you
think so yeah have you ever met either of them yes both yes not together yes separately though
well yeah he's been spending most of his time in europe since she's been pregnant right well he's
he's touring right look i don't know the babies do the the baby is due in july and i can't wait
yeah all right these are easy good oh she's got a girl squad and um taylor swift yes
okay oh gosh um as much as i want to not like him i love his new song and he really is cute and some
people say that he looks like you i've heard that you've never heard that they say it in a good way
okay what's the song what's the song baby baby oh i forgot i forgot the name of the
new one that's not new no yeah what's his new song called i forget i know all the words yes
sorry do i look like justin bieber no they have made the equation well that's in a
good way i don't mind that he's cute he's adorable yeah yeah i'm just saying i know
she even went as far as attempting to force mariah carey to drink to prove that she's not pregnant
mind you mariah carey had suffered a miscarriage um all right well you don't
have to and that's okay no honestly let's just toast with champagne and
decide
some champagne it's just fattening you can't have champagne that's not
champagne because you can no it is is it really yeah you want you want
to taste it i can't believe you did this to me ellen what no are you trying i'm
no let's toast to you not being pregnant if you're not pregnant
who knows what they hold and another thing i notice is that ellen is always trying to make
her male guests get as nude as possible and she doesn't even like men if the genders were reversed
you can only imagine yeah but that's that's quite a an outfit does that intimidate you
that your body should look like that because it's like solid muscle well it's it's the body's in
there but that's also the suit as well oh the suit makes it the suit no the my body is it's shaped
after me well there's no way for me to believe you unless you take your shirt off so i don't
all right that is not good oh boy oh you should take your shirt off
i'm shy ellen i'm just thinking of you i just want to touch it now about that apology when
people apologize without directly addressing their mistreatment and the people they specifically
mistreated while crying at that and preaching kindness it feels like ouch i hurt my brand
not ouch i hurt real people that revolving door of a workforce for the ellen's generous show coupled
with the consistently poor job reviews were only bound to lead to the takedown of america's
sweetheart people who are genuine friends don't announce it and with as busy as she claims to
be to not notice any of the mistreatment from her or her producers you think she wouldn't have time
to be friends with everyone it just comes off as really disingenuous when it's all stitched
hard that way i together i've always found it a little weird to celebrities assume a friendship
with you just because you're a celebrity too it can get kind of awkward ellen ellen where are you
i was in the closet can't you come back from this one thing you can't deny beside her talent is her
stage presence she's not just an entertainer but specifically an actor sometimes not the
most convincing one we love to gloss over her sitcom and just jump straight to the most watched
talk show in america but the real her cannot be separated from the television personality
people are already talking about replacing her eric andre himself made a petition to put himself
there if you have ever seen the eric andre show you know just how hilariously chaotic that would
be i've also even seen people say give it to wendy which would be poetic justice for how distant and
annoyed she acted but wendy already has her own talk show thrown in the form of a purple couch
i've even seen people campaigning for tiffany pollard aka new york aka the hbic of reality
tv to replace her which stunningly enough i can actually see she's matured so much since the 2000s
another endearing and much younger replacement people have summoned is kiki palmer who
has such an engaging personality and positive energy plus she's incredibly funny
i personally think that when studios open up again ellen is either going to gloss over the whole
thing or make the audience applaud for her staff quote whom she loves in front of the camera or
she will have a period of fake celebrity friends host i thought if i just ignored it you know it
would just go away and i could just live a normal life let's psychoanalyze ellen and the type of
person she is versus her persona a bit deeper no i am not going to assign her personality disorder i
just want to highlight her promoted ethics versus her real ones as explained by her displeased staff
she has supported the metoo movement and her best celebrity friend in the whole wide world
jennifer lawrence for doing a nude scene in the red sparrow film
to take back her power after her infamous icloud hacker leaked nude images of the actress in 2014
on the other hand several of ellen's producers have been accused of sexual misconduct she has
supported black lives matter and other causes against racial injustice yet she and her staff are
accused of racism she is firmly and understandably against homophobia as she represents the l and
lgbt yet forgave best celebrity friend kevin hart seemingly on behalf of a whole community she also
befriended super adorable relatable war criminal and conservative republican president george bush
who was a strong supporter of the former law don't ask don't tell which forbade members of
the lgbt community from serving in the military upon being outed also he is responsible for the
deaths of several thousands of children in iraq ellen loves children right so much so that even
they are not exempt from her condescension play again in our lives yes are you good at that no no
i think you'd be good at everything because you played the ukulele and then now you're playing uh
electric guitar right yes yeah what else do you want to learn what happens when people have all
this free time on their hands when they are locked in their mansions appearing to be wearing an ankle
monitor and still want to film during one of the most financially trying times in modern history
without compensating their already underpaid and under-appreciated staff this is not america this
is france in 1789 a revolution of holding the rich and famous responsible for their transgressions
is upon us and no one is safe from scrutiny with fewer program distractions alan's neck
cannot escape the digital guillotine which is social media no one is safe dock you subscribe
to join the universe today i don't know if you know this but it's world kindness day
since i preach kindness every day this is a big one for me this is like my super bowl or
or my world series or my i don't know any other sports that's all