- Our 16 contestants have survived a week together
on the island with very few supplies
and facing difficult challenges.
It is now time for them to vote on which personality
they want to eliminate from the tribe.
You keep encouraging me to live my truth.
So here's my harsh truth,
none of us just wanna do yoga on the beach with you.
I'm already doing more physical activity
than I ever have in my whole life.
I'm not gonna add downward dog on top of that, okay?
You spend too much time barking commands at the tribe
and not enough time connecting with us emotionally.
Yes, we have barely eaten anything for the past week,
but our hearts don't need to hunger for love.
You are the textbook definition of dead weight.
You contribute nothing to this group
and are as useful as that whale carcass
we found on the beach this morning.
You are the best friend I have out here.
Every day, you bring me more and more out of my shell
and I really don't like that.
My shell is my happy place.
Do not deshell me.
Nothing personal, dude,
but I literally couldn't remember anyone's name.
Yours was just the first one I thought of.
It is like one letter away from mine.
It's probably not very funny from your point of view though.
I might be the tribe's unofficial mom figure,
but you are the tribes unofficial grandma figure
and everyone loves grandma, don't they?
I mean you made chocolate chip cookies
out of leftover rice and some beetles.
I can't compete with those baking skills.
So no offense, but I am deeply disturbed
by you in every possible way.
When you said the easiest part of living on the island
would be wearing the same clothes and underwear
for over a month, I took that personally.
When everyone else voted for your punny tribe name
over mine, I knew you gots to go.
I mean, Vitamin Seashore?
It doesn't even make sense.
Sure, I get it, Vitamin C, seashore,
but what does vitamin C have to do
with anything that we're doing here?
Okay, doesn't matter.
If only I was smart enough
to figure out how to dumb myself down to your level.
I'm just out here trying to live it up
and sample some island mushrooms,
but you're always looking over my shoulder like,
oh, don't eat that one,
it might have psychoactive properties.
Yeah, that's the point, Sherlock.
We've had our moments of masculine bonding in the mornings,
each of us staring at the ocean, never speaking a word,
but even that is a little too much socializing for me.
I'm doing you a favor, kid.
If you don't go now, it's only a matter of time
before you trip and fall into a campfire
and get airlifted from the island.
I'm shocked you've made it this far.
If the eyes are the window to the soul,
why when I look at you,
do I feel like I'm staring into an empty room?
We're living on an island with a bunch of snakes,
spiders and weird bugs,
yet I feel like you were the scariest thing here.
Yes, we have an alliance, but we are very similar.
And if I were you, I would stab me in the back
later on in the game.
So now I as myself am preemptively stabbing you in the back.
You should have seen this coming.
I am unbeatable in every realm, but the physical,
which is why you need to go home ASAP
before you win every last challenge
in this game with your crazy gorilla like strength.
My man, I am voting for you tonight
because I get this really weird feeling
that you really see beyond my surface level charm
and understand my soul.
And that's not gonna gel well
with my strategy of constantly lying.
Is this allowed?
'Cause I am sick of playing therapists to the entire tribe.
They are draining my spirits.
Owe, harder than the island mosquitoes
are draining my blood.
Hey, if I pass out, can you please not put that on air?
Like I am feeling kind of woozy now.
Haa.
(Frank bangs)
Oh wow, I've made a lot of 16 personalities
comedy sketches on this channel.
You don't believe me?
Well, why don't you watch some more?
Watch this one here, you'll love it.
Binge the whole playlist right here.
It'll take you several hours.
I appreciate your time commitment.
Hey, at the like button.
If you didn't like this video, I tried my best.
See you next week until then,
stay cool and attractive.