[music]
Hi, cutie.
Hi!
I like that you're back again.
I was hoping this would be a regular thing,
and I think it's going to be.
I never left.
Oh, really?
Yes, I've been sitting back there--
I didn't see you.
--just waiting.
Put me in, Coach.
I didn't realize.
OK.
So you are here and--
I love your introduction.
What'd you say?
Strangely weird at giving advice?
Strangely good at giving advice.
Oh, strangely good.
Because you give it-- the last time you were here you gave--
I thought it was going to be a joke,
but you're giving good advice.
Thank you.
Yeah.
So do people call you, like I'm going to call you
Dr. Dax now because--
I would love that!
Yeah.
That's what I feel like.
You're that qualified.
My mother will love it.
Good.
Yeah, I think knowing she has a doctor for a son will just be--
All right, good.
This is going to be a regular segment, so welcome
to our new segment.
It's called Ask Dr. Dax.
[laughter and applause]
Ahhh!
Tatum Van Dam.
Where's Tatum Van Dam?
All right, Tatum.
What's your question?
Hi.
So there is a beautiful guy in one of my classes,
and I've talked to him maybe one or two times,
and I could never work up the courage to talk to him
for a third time.
I just get very nervous.
So how do you work up the confidence
to make the first move on someone?
Great question.
[audience laughter]
I don't personally suffer from lack of confidence.
As you see I'm a 6, and I have the confidence of an 11, so.
[laughter]
But, you on the other hand are an 11,
and it makes no sense that you wouldn't be confident.
But, I would say this.
Here's how I trick myself and into doing things I'm afraid of.
I say, if-- "My fear is if I do this, it's going to backfire,"
and I won't get to go on a date with this guy," right?"
But what you're doing is ensuring you'll never
go on a date with this guy.
And so it's really a zero risk proposition to say,
"Hey, I like coffee.
It looks like you do, too.
Let's get this thing going."
[audience laughter and applause]
That's good.
Is that OK?
I'll ask him to coffee tomorrow.
Ask him for coffee tomorrow.
Yeah!
Let us know.
Well, hold on a second. Hold on.
Hold on.
Tatum, what is this guy's name?
Phil--
[laughter]
His name is--
Let me do the heavy lifting for you.
His name is Philip.
Philip!
I'm going look right down the barrel.
Philip.
[laughter] Get it together partner.
You've got a stone cold fox here that's gone
on national television to say that she's interested in you.
If you drop the ball on this, the rest of your life
will be terrible.
It'll be a nosedive.
Take this gal to coffee.
[applause]
That's great.
Please get in touch with us, and let us know how that goes,
Tatum.
All right, Sydney Martinez.
Where's Sydney?
- Hi, Sydney. - Hi.
Hi.
My question is, I'm recently engaged.
Would you recommend abstaining from sex
until after the wedding?
Um.
Terrible question.
[laughter]
And I"m going to tell you why.
There's going to be all kinds of abstaining once you're married.
[laughter]
No surprise.
In fact, they should change name of the union
to just abstinence.
But, of course, with the exception
of my lovely wife, who's a hellcat, but you've got to--
you've got to strike while the iron is hot.
You've got all these great chemicals.
You've got oxytocin flowing through your body.
Those are not going to return.
[laughter]
You shouldn't even be here.
You should be between the sheets.
[laughter]
OK.
We'll keep it going then.
[laughter and applause]
Oh boy.
All right.
Courtney Hudson.
Where's Courtney Hudson?
Come on!
Hi, Courtney.
Hello.
Hi.
OK.
So my question is, me and my boyfriend,
whenever we argue he just gives me the silent treatment,
and he just sits there and makes me feel like a crazy person.
So what conflict resolution skills
would you give to a young couple?
OK.
That's male 101, I think.
The silent treatment.
Can I ask you a couple of questions?
Yes.
Are you a transmission mechanic?
No.
If your transmission broke, would you and your boyfriend
try to fix it?
Would you take it out in the driveway and try to fix it?
I would take it to the auto shop.
Yeah, yeah.
Right.
Because you care about your car.
Are you a couple counselor?
Are you a therapist?
No.
Do you care about your relationship?
Yes.
Then you should show it the same respect you'd show your car.
You should go to a therapist.
You should have couples therapy.
Kristen and I started right out of the gate.
It's a great way to prevent terrible patterns
from starting, as opposed to doing it way late,
and trying to unravel terrible patterns.
So those are my two cents.
[applause]
- All right. - Thank you.
That's great.
Excellent.
See he's strangely good at it.
I'm right.
He's really good.
OK we have Dr. Dax here answering questions.
This is a Twitter, a Twitter question from @anavidtvwatcher.
"How do I get my wife to close cabinet doors
after she uses them?"
[laughter]
Um, my very simple answer is you never will.
She will never, ever stop leaving them open,
because I live with someone, Kristen Bell, who
can not shut a cabinet door to save her life.
And I'd say for the first few years, I kept mentioning like,
"Hey hon, it'd be awesome if you close those cabinets."
And at a certain point, and you have
to do this all the time in life, you
have to realize, OK, I'm a variable in this equation.
Kristen Bell is a variable in this equation.
Which one can I change?
And I can't change her.
That's not going to happen.
So that means that I have to just shut those cabinets,
and deal with it.
We leave the seat up.
It's out of an act of kindness.
We're trying not to get it wet.
But then it slips our mind that it's still up.
So you could drive yourself mad the rest of your life
that this is happening, and try to get him to change this,
or you could personally just go,
"I'm not going to let this bother me.
I'm going to put the seat down."
I personally shut the front door of the house,
shut the cabinets hourly.
And that's a better solution, because I don't resent her,
and I've just accepted it.
So I just think it's really imperative
that you recognize when you're going
to be able to change that person or when you're going
to have to do the changing.
She leaves the front door open?
Absolutely.
And when her mother visits, forget it.
Every single entrance is wide open to the world.
You have children.
I'm surprised they shut their car doors when
they get into the driveway.
That's crazy.
They can't be bothered.
As if it takes so long to shut that thing.
Yeah.
Well, it seems like you're not angry.
No!
All right.
[applause]
You're so good at this, Dr. Dax.
[applause]
If you have a question for Dax, and you want Dax to answer,
send it to us with the #askdax.
Or come to my house.
The doors are open.
All right.
[laughter]
[music]
This side, so normal.
Yes.
And then it's like, ta dah!
This game.
[ding]
[laughter]
[ding]
I agree.
[laughter]
[music]
Hi guys, I'm Hannah Hart, and today I'm
here with incredible visual artist, Dain.
She creates wild looks on Instagram using makeup,
and I am completely obsessed.
As I know Ellen is too, which is why
I'm here to be her guinea pig for one
of her incredible optical illusions.
[music]
I feel beautiful.
You will be a princess.
Yes.
Many-eyed princess.
[music]
So do you have Halloween in Korea?
Oh, no.
They have no Halloween?
No Halloween.
They're always doing like this makeup
so everyday it feels like Halloween
--like Halloween for you?
[laughter]
That's amazing.
[music] It's like I'm watching you.
[laughter]
[music]
Sunday morning.
[music]
For a second, I forgot which one was my eyeball.
[laughter]
[music]
This side, so normal.
Yes.
And then, it's like, ta dah!
[music]
This is so incredible.
It's almost finished.
Almost finished?
Yes.
[music]
We're back with Colin Farrell, and we're both in the hot seat
getting ready to
[in unison] answer my burning questions.
[applause]
None.
[ding]
Hers.
[ding]
Yes I'm nailing this obviously.
Quiet.
[ding]
At the start, a decent student, at and at the end, a disaster.
[ding]
What?
Walking.
[ding]
[laughter]
Curling.
[ding]
Eating pizza.
[ding]
Oh, cheeseburgers.
[ding]
What's his name?
[laughter]
Peter Faulk.
Yeah, Peter Faulk.
I can do Peter Faulk.
Pardon me ma'am, I don't mean to bother you, but [ding]
[laughter]
Norman Mailer.
Norman Mailer, who would kind of talk like that.
He thought he kind of had an Irish accent
and thought he was your Irish, and was very angry
but a very smart man.
Highly intellectual, very erudite.
Wonderfully articulate.
And would make a point and, you wouldn't
know if he was trying to make a point or
he was going to slap you in the head.
[ding]
[applause]
That's how you play the game. See?
Cotton balls.
[ding]
[laughter]
People parking in handicap parking spaces that don't
have handicap parking passes.
[buzzer] [ding]
It creeps you out?
It gives me the shivers.
No, it makes me want to commit murder but I just
thought I'd use the opportunity to call people out.
I don't know Irish curse words.
Just say an English curse word in Irish accent.
[beep]
Which means kiss me arse.
[ding]
Me arse.
One of my pets.
[ding]
A giant Sequoia.
[ding]
[laughter]
This game goes on. I didn't know what the deal was about.
Well, we're trying to find a good one because you're not
playing right.
[laughter]
Love [ding]
What she said [ding]
[laughter]
The most useless talent you have is--
This game.
[ding]
[laughter]
[applause]
I agree.
[ding]
[laughter]
[music]