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everyone knows the most important thing
happening this week the smash brothers
director the second most important thing
though is Halloween specifically
Halloween candy you think on this top-10
we'd be talking about the top 10 best
candies I'm not so lucky
hey I'm nervous Nick Fisker attacks top
10 worst Halloween candy
number ten when you bring your haulback
from a Halloween night out in your hood
one of the best feelings as sorting
through your candy and finding that top
tier stuff come on you know what I'm
talking about milky way's Twix mm
Snickers and then there's the ripoff
versions of all that sixlets boffo z--
quasars all those second-rate chocolates
had just aren't as good as the stuff
they're aping now they're only going
into number 10 because at least they're
mimicking good candy and imitations a
sincerest form of things and whatever
but that's still like being picked
second-to-last for your gym class
dodgeball team back in the day you're
not the worst ever but but I mean you're
you're close enough number 9 speaking of
chocolates I don't care what tootsie
rolls claim they're made of but you
cannot convince me that is chocolate
they're this tough sticky substance of
sorts that merely took a bath in
something chocolate flavor so sure they
taste all right I guess but the problem
with tootsie rolls is how unforgivably
sticky they are seriously have you ever
in your life how do tootsie roll did it
feel like it was hardened to beyond
natural human consumption do they just
make these things stale on purpose with
these be edible if you to open these
others this is not yes they are
there's no expiration date on touchy
well we say there's an expiration date
but they're fine because we have some
that date back that far and we try them
it may surprise you but these rolls of
poop posing is chocolate still aren't
the worst offenders as far as stickiness
goes
Nate because of anything gets stuck in
your teeth worse than tootsie rolls it's
freakin dots I don't think these little
rainbow colored lumps can be any
stickier if you assemble the team of the
world's leading crappy candy engineers
and forced them to do it at gunpoint so
it should surprise nobody that dots and
tootsie rolls are made by the same evil
company and you know it gets me the
boxes always fill your head with these
false hopes cuz you look at the dots and
you imagine something soft and chewy but
the moment you put one in your mouth
they permanently adhere to you like
little tooth dissolving legions they
don't even care that dots are
surprisingly flavorful little traces of
the first dot site ever ate are still
stuck in my teeth to this day something
something something something
insert Louis black remnants here as far
as anything that dares to call itself
candy candy corn is peak mediocrity is
it actually candy or is it sugary wax in
the vague shape of corn kernels how can
you even trust these things when they're
literally never wrapped you don't know
where it's been you know on that note
where does candy corn even come from is
Brocks responsible for all candy corn
production but the mere fact that there
at least partially to blame for the
existence of candy corn that's just in
poor taste and fittingly so is the candy
corn itself number six okay even though
I'm not allergic to them I don't like
peanuts so when I heard that circus
peanuts were actually little clouds of
childhood bliss called marshmallows I
had to give them a shot
you can't possibly screw up marshmallows
right oh to be a naive fool once again
see circus peanuts don't taste like
marshmallows they don't even taste like
peanuts somehow someway these grotesque
clumps of matter taste like bananas
figure that one out
if you think circus peanuts tastes like
something that don't belong in today's
world allow me to not blow your mind
by saying that these things have been
around since the eighteen hundreds it is
the 21st century now how much longer is
it gonna be before we abolish these
things already
number five okay I do have to give candy
this even if candy is bad at least you
can still say it's candy I mean and yes
I don't know either way when you're out
reading your neighbor's candy stashes
you want to get stuff that would rot
your teeth depth so what is up with
these party poopers get out
granola bars Halloween is about costumes
and candy not health and even if giving
healthy alternatives is what these sick
freaks are out for granola bars have a
ton of sugar in them anyway I won't put
them higher than number five because at
least they come in wrappers so you know
that the unopened ones are clean unlike
this next one number four freeze
who puts fruit in kids trick-or-treat
bags what kind of demented psychopath
wants to give kids healthy alternatives
to candy and gives you something that
actually is good for you
unlike granola bars these people need to
stop October 31st is the one day the one
day a year I actively tried to go into a
diabetic shock you're nothing but candy
and this organic potassium filled
vitamin C loaded bullcrap does not help
my cause plus like I said they don't
come in wrappers so god only knows who
or what touched it before you did and
you know what the worst part is I
actually love fruit so thanks a lot
healthy wieners for making me put
something I like on a top 10 worst
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number three if I can see just one
positive thing about candy buttons it's
that they're better than eating straight
paper why do I know this because you
can't peel one of these sugar tablets
off without little bits of the paper it
comes on joining it you kind of just
have to accept that this paper is now
part of your candy and that it's about
to be part of you too but different
colors are supposed to be the different
flavors but they can't even get bad
right in what universe does the color
blue represent lime flavoring I'm
honestly trying my hardest to find a
real use for candy buttons you could
pretend you're popping pills
that's a Farber reaching year simulated
drug abuse number two
welcome to the top two spots in the list
where the words technically edible are
now some of the highest praise we can
give you get these wax lips and sure you
can look silly when you put them in your
mouth hardy-har-har
but tell me how enticing the idea of
eating literal wax can really be then I
can hear all of you telling me this
right now you're not supposed to eat wax
lips Nick do you eat everything people
put into your Halloween bag yes
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listen if they didn't want people to
consume these things then maybe these
shouldn't have made them out of food
grade material either that or all of his
candies actually messing with my brain
I'm very concerned that that's the case
either way thankfully there's just one
more to go it's number one this dear
viewers is not candy
you can't even convince me that it's
food Necco wafers are nothing but sugar
sprinkled onto sidewalk chalk it's bad
it's so bad in fact that Nicko tried to
change things up a couple years ago by
going all natural and health conscious
and whatnot but that just made them
softer and even less tolerable
unsurprisingly they reverted their
formula back to their old ways which
just meant the return of the only candy
that you can play hopscotch with Necco
wafers have been the epitome of
tasteless joyless and a-ball material
since 1847 that's the year they were
first produced and I'm convinced that's
also the year that every Necco wafer
that's ever existed was made nothing
drives up your Halloween joy like
getting a pack of compacted dust in your
trick-or-treat bag thanks your heartless
monsters
for our secret number 11 is there a
riskier candy to eat than those unmarked
unbranded tapis to this day scientists
still cannot trace the origin of what
i'm just gonna call anonymous taffy but
what we do know is that it tastes like
cool parts fruit and equal parts wax so
mysterious