I never thought my life would be this good.
All I want to do is, like, relax and not really have a boss,
and hang out with people that I think are really funny...
Do you sometimes wake up in the morning and go,
"Oh, my God, I'm Katherine Ryan"? Yeah! Wow! Not sometimes.
All the time? All the time. Every time?
"TV's Katherine Ryan" is how I refer to myself.
Really? I wake up in the morning and go,
"Oh, my God, I'm Romesh Ranganathan,"
and then I look across at my wife.
When you're young, and a girl and blonde,
you have this power of, like... Everybody goes, "OK."
I went to the Playboy Mansion.
Are you serious?! Serious. How?! I went to LA. Yeah.
We stayed at the Roosevelt Hotel and we met some people
there that were like, "Do you want to come to the Playboy Mansion?"
And what's it like? I'll show you pictures.
Is that you on the right? Yeah, in the red.
What?!
What?! You weren't wearing that when you got invited to...
When you're at the hotel, you weren't wearing that, right? No.
So, you meet some people, they said, "Do you want to come to the Playboy Mansion?"
Did they tell you that's the dress code for the Playboy Mansion?
Yes. The theme was Candyland.
But those guys don't look like they're dressed...
They didn't really have Candyland outfits, I guess.
But we did. We...
We did! I like a costume party.
Right, OK. So we dressed like candy, the best we could...
Yeah. ..and then we went.
So what candy are you in that? Red!
This is Candyland! What?!
I knew that I would get old...
I knew that I would never be invited again.
I was learning about myself, I was learning about feminism...
Yeah. No, I know. I'm not, listen,
I'm not, I'm not criticising you.
Yeah. Look!
I went to a French school. You didn't? I did, only for a summer.
My parents sent me to L'ecole Hampshire...
Wow! ..to learn French, but I didn't learn any French.
Francophone. Pardon?!
Mes parents m'en inscritte a un
ecole francais, like, Francophone.
And then they didn't speak French. Can you speak French?!
Yeah! Fluent French?! Yeah!
That's... I didn't know that about you!
Mmm, now you know.
Do a bit more. Er, OK.
Er, mes parents ne pouvons pas parler en
francais, mais ont envoyons a cette ecole et
ma souer, aussi a l'ecole, alors, qu-est qu'ils on fait,
ils ont donne un langue secret a moi et ma souer.
On peut toujours parle et mes parents ne comprenons pas qu-est qu'on dit.
OK. I forget a lot. Je oublie beaucoup.
I'm going to tell you what I got from... I don't speak French.
Your parents sent you to a French school. Yeah.
Your sister and you went there. Yeah!
And you were able to speak French to each other,
but your parents couldn't understand. Yes!
SIRENS WAIL
Is this an old-school joke in America and Canada...?
"They'll never sell ice-creams going at that speed!"
Ha-ha! Have you heard that? No.
No. That's mine. You should bring it over.
Yeah, yeah. Yeah.
I don't care if you - to watch somebody sleeping... It's in songs!
# I could stay awake, just to hear... # You probably can't...
He's talking about his daughter in that song. Just so you know... OK.
..that song is about his daughter...
which I think is OK, to watch a kid sleeping.
Yeah, I watch my kid sleep. Yeah.
I take photos of her sleeping.
I wouldn't watch... I love my wife, I wouldn't watch her sleeping.
You would. No, I wouldn't. Yeah, you would.
If you happened to wake up in the night, and she was asleep, and you
gazed upon her face, and, you know, she's quiet,
you're not getting in trouble for anything, and...
Like, maybe she's just really smashed it that day. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You'd look at her and just be like, "Aw." You would.
No, but I think that, I think all of that makes the assumption
that people look OK when they're asleep, and they don't.
Oh, your wife's an ugly sleeper? Just sort of...
Do you know what I mean?
Yeah, but... Would you look at her and laugh? Pardon? Would you laugh?
No, I'd think, "Oh, God."